Is it possible to get approved in one week?

[aussiewench 9]

Jesus!!! I can't believe I sat here and read this whole thread!!! it was just too funny!!! If there is any truth to this?? all I can say is.... it's amazing how many people jump into something without any research.

Considering the ID he chose 'Death Knell' along with this whole scenario.....I seriously doubt it. If there is truth there is definately an omen in his choice of ID as this is the end/death of his petition.

death· knell

n.

1. A stroke or tolling of a bell, announcing a death; a knell{1}.

2. Hence: (figuratively) A sign or harbinger of the end, death, or passing away of anything.

Edited August 12, 2006 by aussiewench

[Perseverance 1]

Jesus!!! I can't believe I sat here and read this whole thread!!! it was just too funny!!! If there is any truth to this?? all I can say is.... it's amazing how many people jump into something without any research.

Considering the ID he chose 'Death Knell' along with this whole scenario.....I seriously doubt it. If there is truth there is definately an omen in his choice of ID as this is the end/death of his petition.

death· knell

n.

1. A stroke or tolling of a bell, announcing a death; a knell{1}.

2. Hence: (figuratively) A sign or harbinger of the end, death, or passing away of anything.

ewww why would you want an ID like that...so depressing

[AndyMisiu 0]

That's pretty freaky Aussie!!

[hampster 0]

Mission Impossible

[Alanlvsjudy 0]

DeathKnell is lurking and I think hes another board member just having some fun, but I could be mistaken, there are some people just that stupid. A navy buddy once told me the story of a guy that stood an unexploded 155mm HE (high explosive) round on a stump and shot it with his rifle...I incredulously said "what happened?" he said "it did what it was supposed to do"...

Another "Darwin Award"....

[iceyspots 0]

I wonder if USCIS workers laugh at these types of submissions as well ?

Mission Impossible

LOOOOOOL

[DeathKnell 0]

Lets not shoot the messenger here.

Lets hasten to get my I-129Fs approved...am still counting on the impressionable letter I sent the USCIS officer who will have the honor to process my application, asking them to process the divorce decree requirement with some trust that as a USC, I will do what I promise.

Theres no reason for them not to trust that I will do so, as its hard enough having one lady..2 would kill me, hence the name I chose (if you must know!).

Jesus!!! I can't believe I sat here and read this whole thread!!! it was just too funny!!! If there is any truth to this?? all I can say is.... it's amazing how many people jump into something without any research.

Considering the ID he chose 'Death Knell' along with this whole scenario.....I seriously doubt it. If there is truth there is definately an omen in his choice of ID as this is the end/death of his petition.

death· knell

n.

1. A stroke or tolling of a bell, announcing a death; a knell{1}.

2. Hence: (figuratively) A sign or harbinger of the end, death, or passing away of anything.

Edited August 12, 2006 by DeathKnell

[iceyspots 0]

Lets not shoot the messenger and hasten to get my I-129Fs approved...am still counting on the impressionable letter I sent the USCIS officer who will have the honor to process my application, asking them to process the divorce decree requirement with some trust that as a USC, I will do what I promise.

Theres no reason for them not to trust that I will do so, as its hard enough having one lady..2 would kill me, hence the name I chose (if you must know!).

Death, USCIS will deny the petition on the grounds that your marriage is still in effect. Clear cut, unobjectional denial, I don't care how well or what you wrote in the letter! It will more than likely be tossed aside in the garbage.

USCIS is not a wholesome, family values government agency, they are there to enforce immigration LAW of the USA... and being married and trying to petition for a fiancé is NOT in accordance with US immigration LAW.

What part of that don't you understand? I guess you'll just have to wait for the rejection letter yourself.

[Alanlvsjudy 0]

Lets not shoot the messenger and hasten to get my I-129Fs approved...am still counting on the impressionable letter I sent the USCIS officer who will have the honor to process my application, asking them to process the divorce decree requirement with some trust that as a USC, I will do what I promise.

Theres no reason for them not to trust that I will do so, as its hard enough having one lady..2 would kill me, hence the name I chose (if you must know!).

DeathKnell Starring in "CLUELESS" act one, scene one, Take 113....ACTION!

DK, can I have one of YOUR cigarettes? please?

[DeathKnell 0]

I asked them to call me if they have questions, and we can go over this with them. I dont see why they will refuse to trust me...

Lets not shoot the messenger and hasten to get my I-129Fs approved...am still counting on the impressionable letter I sent the USCIS officer who will have the honor to process my application, asking them to process the divorce decree requirement with some trust that as a USC, I will do what I promise.

Theres no reason for them not to trust that I will do so, as its hard enough having one lady..2 would kill me, hence the name I chose (if you must know!).

Death, USCIS will deny the petition on the grounds that your marriage is still in effect. Clear cut, unobjectional denial, I don't care how well or what you wrote in the letter! It will more than likely be tossed aside in the garbage.

USCIS is not a wholesome, family values government agency, they are there to enforce immigration LAW of the USA... and being married and trying to petition for a fiancé is NOT in accordance with US immigration LAW.

What part of that don't you understand? I guess you'll just have to wait for the rejection letter yourself.

[hampster 0]

Can you say............. BIGAMY

[Perseverance 1]

I asked them to call me if they have questions, and we can go over this with them. I dont see why they will refuse to trust me...

Lets not shoot the messenger and hasten to get my I-129Fs approved...am still counting on the impressionable letter I sent the USCIS officer who will have the honor to process my application, asking them to process the divorce decree requirement with some trust that as a USC, I will do what I promise.

Theres no reason for them not to trust that I will do so, as its hard enough having one lady..2 would kill me, hence the name I chose (if you must know!).

Death, USCIS will deny the petition on the grounds that your marriage is still in effect. Clear cut, unobjectional denial, I don't care how well or what you wrote in the letter! It will more than likely be tossed aside in the garbage.

USCIS is not a wholesome, family values government agency, they are there to enforce immigration LAW of the USA... and being married and trying to petition for a fiancé is NOT in accordance with US immigration LAW.

What part of that don't you understand? I guess you'll just have to wait for the rejection letter yourself.

OMG they are the US Government...they dont TRUST ANYONE!!

[aussiewench 9]

Just on the off chance you are for real The mail room WILL NOT even accept a petition that is not eligible to file. They wont give a rats razzoo about the letter and wont even read it. Not up to them to adjudicate, only to open the mail, see if the petition is eligible to be filed, has a signature and that the correct fee is paid.

from USCIS

Cases that are filed prematurely (before the applicant was eligible or met the legal criteria) or that were filed on an outdated form are prepared for manual rejection at this point. Cases lacking proper signature or correct fee are identified for system rejection

It is a requirement that both must be free to marry for the petition to be eligible to be filed. This includes AMERICANS by the way

Lets not shoot the messenger and hasten to get my I-129Fs approved...am still counting on the impressionable letter I sent the USCIS officer who will have the honor to process my application, asking them to process the divorce decree requirement with some trust that as a USC, I will do what I promise.

Theres no reason for them not to trust that I will do so, as its hard enough having one lady..2 would kill me, hence the name I chose (if you must know!).

Jesus!!! I can't believe I sat here and read this whole thread!!! it was just too funny!!! If there is any truth to this?? all I can say is.... it's amazing how many people jump into something without any research.

Considering the ID he chose 'Death Knell' along with this whole scenario.....I seriously doubt it. If there is truth there is definately an omen in his choice of ID as this is the end/death of his petition.

death· knell

n.

1. A stroke or tolling of a bell, announcing a death; a knell{1}.

2. Hence: (figuratively) A sign or harbinger of the end, death, or passing away of anything.

[iceyspots 0]

I asked them to call me if they have questions, and we can go over this with them. I dont see why they will refuse to trust me...

A trusting government agency???? Wha?? What planet are you on?

You are married, you file to petition for a fiancé. ILLEGAL.

USCIS enforces immigration law.

Denied.

[JenT 0]

With the USCIS, you are guilty (of immigration fraud) until proven innocent, not the other way around. That's their JOB.

There's no such thing as trust. It's all about the evidence.