Is it possible to get approved in one week?

[William33 110]

That beats seeing a client seriously looking at me in the law firm and say the reason she was filing for divorce is that she caught her husband with a goat, and when she told him either me or the goat the guy chose the goat.

Those are the sort of divorce complaints I love to read.

One we got recently had 24 counts of extreme cruelty, including but not limited to:

1.) His wife wore unattractive clothing and cut her hair in unflattering styles.

2.) When she woke him up in the middle of the night (by getting naked and climbing on top of him) to have sex with him, he refused, so she called him gay.

3.) After said night, she insisted on calling him by his mother's name.

4.) She saw some dandruff on his scalp one night and helped him pick it off with a screwdriver.

5.) She "brainwashed" their teenage children to eat all "his" food, even the things he clearly marks as "his", to borrow the car without asking, and to take all his money and make noise at all hours of the night, because she wants "revenge".

6.) She told the neighbors, his co-workers, and even their children, that he is "tiny" (if you know what I mean) -- and that even now, they all still call him names because of it.

(Edited because I forgot one of the funnier ones.)

Whoa, that is over the top!!!

I know there are people like this, but OMG. I hope this is not the case....

I am more scared of this type scenario than the "Jingle Bells Backwards" thread!!! That was a B!tch!!!

For those that did not see it, over to Off topic. Wow!!!!

[aussiewench 9]

That beats seeing a client seriously looking at me in the law firm and say the reason she was filing for divorce is that she caught her husband with a goat, and when she told him either me or the goat the guy chose the goat.

hahahaha now that is funny.....poor wife though getting thrown over for a goat.

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[Ecalos 0]

looooooooooooool, this is great

[ready4ONE 5,400]

I don't have anything to add, just wanted to try out the popcorn smiley

[Ana and Dan 0]

I'm bored..DeathKnell come back and entertain me Edited August 15, 2006 by Ana and Dan

[DeathKnell 0]

Just saw this post and reminds me of a girl who I used to date who told me that the reason she used to bleat at night was because her father was a goat.

Other than a long goatee and a fetish with standing on 4 legs, she would pass for a full human. Do not mess with the goats! I have not come across someone whose MOTHER is the goat, which is always surprising.

That beats seeing a client seriously looking at me in the law firm and say the reason she was filing for divorce is that she caught her husband with a goat, and when she told him either me or the goat the guy chose the goat.

[babybunny 2]

Just saw this post and reminds me of a girl who I used to date who told me that the reason she used to bleat at night was because her father was a goat.

Other than a long goatee and a fetish with standing on 4 legs, she would pass for a full human. Do not mess with the goats! I have not come across someone whose MOTHER is the goat, which is always surprising.

That beats seeing a client seriously looking at me in the law firm and say the reason she was filing for divorce is that she caught her husband with a goat, and when she told him either me or the goat the guy chose the goat.