Is it possible to get approved in one week?

[noura 0]

Extra absorbent

We should probably move this to off-topic, no?

Geez... then I'd never find it - I'm sceered of Off-Topic!!!

it's almost worth the giggles if you have oodles of time to *waste*.... biggrin.gif

I'm retired, I've got oodles.

OH, BTW which is more than I can say for DeathKnell, he's got noodles.

[vartan 0]

Man .. where are my friends here.. no one pointed me to this lovely lovely thread.. I could of had many bits of helpful information to add.

[crilvsk 0]

Are you kidding me? From April? You must have a criminal record on the IMBRA questions? I have read that that holds up stuff?

Be prepared to change your wedding date. I had hopes for an Octboer wedding and I filed in April...

Jen

No dear, she is not kidding. Your criminal record might be clear like spring water, and you still may wait like us, since March!

[texasseoul 0]

I can't believe this thread is still moving. OMG we must be really desparate for some entertainment. We all defintely need a few good laughs at this point. In my 140 days I could married divorced and remarried again at least three times all through the k-1 process because they will trust me and I am an USC.... lol.....

BTW I gave them my phone number and asked them to call me if they needed my help in adjudicating my case.

[babybunny 2]

Is it possible that my fiancee can have her visa by the end of next month?

Hey deathknell, Drop that crack pipe and get real !!! You Duffer. I don't know what kind of woman will want to marry someone named Deathknell. Go figure.

[Lizzy 0]

I see popcorn needed sometime soon.......

[aussiewench 9]

I see popcorn needed sometime soon.......

popcorns been and gone but I still have a little left if you want some

[M. 0]

Probably a Troll, but just wanted to add:

My job is processing divorces for the state Superior Court. At least once a week, if not more often, someone comes to the court house and says, "Yeh, I'm getting married next week, so can I get a divorce sometime this week? Today's Monday, and I have to talk to the caterer on Tuesday, but Wednesday would be perfect!"

Then, when we tell them it's about a 90 day average wait for uncontested, no property divorces, they try to strangle us.

And also from real life:

"I just went to City Hall and they said I can't get married tomorrow because I'm still married to my ex-husband. But I FILED for DIVORCE TWO DAYS AGO!"

[William33 110]

The perpetual thread!!

Where is the OP? Although he was monitoring earlier today, no new posts. Why?

[noura 0]

Probably a Troll, but just wanted to add:

My job is processing divorces for the state Superior Court. At least once a week, if not more often, someone comes to the court house and says, "Yeh, I'm getting married next week, so can I get a divorce sometime this week? Today's Monday, and I have to talk to the caterer on Tuesday, but Wednesday would be perfect!"

Then, when we tell them it's about a 90 day average wait for uncontested, no property divorces, they try to strangle us.

And also from real life:

"I just went to City Hall and they said I can't get married tomorrow because I'm still married to my ex-husband. But I FILED for DIVORCE TWO DAYS AGO!"

that's outta control... who's the biggest dingbat? the one remarrying? or the one they are getting married to? can we say REBOUND???

[M. 0]

Probably a Troll, but just wanted to add:

My job is processing divorces for the state Superior Court. At least once a week, if not more often, someone comes to the court house and says, "Yeh, I'm getting married next week, so can I get a divorce sometime this week? Today's Monday, and I have to talk to the caterer on Tuesday, but Wednesday would be perfect!"

Then, when we tell them it's about a 90 day average wait for uncontested, no property divorces, they try to strangle us.

And also from real life:

"I just went to City Hall and they said I can't get married tomorrow because I'm still married to my ex-husband. But I FILED for DIVORCE TWO DAYS AGO!"

that's outta control... who's the biggest dingbat? the one remarrying? or the one they are getting married to? can we say REBOUND???

Usually, it's something along the lines of:

"We split up, omg! like! a million years ago! but I didn't get a divorce because it costs $250 to file and I don't think I should have to spend money to get away from my ABUSIVE HUSBAND!"

"You were abused?"

"Well, he wouldn't let me watch Desperate Housewives if there was a football game on!"

or

"I don't want to spend $250 for a piece of paper. It's not like it's important."

or, here's an actual quote:

"I didn't realize you have to, you know, go to *court* to get divorced."

But of course, when they find out exactly how important that "piece of paper" is, then we have to drop everything and process it all THAT DAY because it's "an emergency" and they do write 3 page letters telling us what good people they are and how their fiance is the "best, most smartest woman in the world and deserves to get married at the end of the month. Please don't punish her for my future ex-wife's stupidity because she was too stupid to get a divorce like she said."

And I usually want to write back and say, "Yes, your ex is stupid for not divorcing your sorry ###, and if your fiance really is the best, 'most smartest' woman in the world, she wouldn't be marrying your sorry ###."

Another courthouse in the state processes passport applications as well, and their reception window has the following sign on it:

"Poor planning on YOUR part does NOT constitute an emergency on OURS."

[noura 0]

Another courthouse in the state processes passport applications as well, and their reception window has the following sign on it:

"Poor planning on YOUR part does NOT constitute an emergency on OURS."

My former business partner used to have this on her desk! She was a nail technician! You know how it is when there's been a wedding planned for a year and all of a sudden there's an emergency manicure issue!

[Ladylethal 12]

That beats seeing a client seriously looking at me in the law firm and say the reason she was filing for divorce is that she caught her husband with a goat, and when she told him either me or the goat the guy chose the goat.

[iceyspots 0]

wow..

[M. 0]

That beats seeing a client seriously looking at me in the law firm and say the reason she was filing for divorce is that she caught her husband with a goat, and when she told him either me or the goat the guy chose the goat.

Those are the sort of divorce complaints I love to read.

One we got recently had 24 counts of extreme cruelty, including but not limited to:

1.) His wife wore unattractive clothing and cut her hair in unflattering styles.

2.) When she woke him up in the middle of the night (by getting naked and climbing on top of him) to have sex with him, he refused, so she called him gay.

3.) After said night, she insisted on calling him by his mother's name.

4.) She saw some dandruff on his scalp one night and helped him pick it off with a screwdriver.

5.) She "brainwashed" their teenage children to eat all "his" food, even the things he clearly marks as "his", to borrow the car without asking, and to take all his money and make noise at all hours of the night, because she wants "revenge".

6.) She told the neighbors, his co-workers, and even their children, that he is "tiny" (if you know what I mean) -- and that even now, they all still call him names because of it.

(Edited because I forgot one of the funnier ones.)

Edited August 14, 2006 by redtapeknot