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What happens when your SO hears your fart?  

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  1. 1. What is the initial reaction?

    • He/She is amused, even excited - likely an intro to great sex...
      1
    • Chuckle, chuckle, that's all
      3
    • Neutral - it's ignored
      5
    • Yee-ew! That was a stinko!
      4
    • Prepare to die horribly - the end is near.
      2

  2. 2. What is the usual outcome?

    • Great sex!
      2
    • Nothing - not telling!
      11
    • A world of pain
      2

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thongd4me Experienced

thongd4me   69

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my husband says his fart don't stink. I feel like burrowing myself in the ground when he farts lol.. i usually dive for covers when we're in bed. now my mom would puke if she hears somebody fart let alone smell it lol. I have grown to live with my husband's farting but it definitely will not lead to great sex haha..

Great sex is all in the mind.

Mind rhymes with be-h!nd... :devil:

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thongd4me   69

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Inter-gender fart rule:

If a woman farts & the man comments on that,

she will tell him he did it because the woman

is always right and men have nothing better to

do than fart around.

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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Dr. A ♥ O   203

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I eww or ignore it. Depends if it's obvious or not.

The first time I ripped one in bed he got so upset and hit my leg several times telling me bad bad bad. As the years went by he either has a disgusted face or ignores it. We're around each other all the time and it's very difficult to hold your gas in. Acceptance of our humanity has finally set in.

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