We all know what the left hates about America

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Sorry, I'm just feeding on the freedomy taste of Cheez-Its, ta muchly.

[trillium13 84]

Sorry, I'm just feeding on the freedomy taste of Cheez-Its, ta muchly.

Cheez-its are actually good with peanut butter, smushed into a little sandwich. And Cheez-its are superior to Cheese Nips.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Cheez-its are actually good with peanut butter, smushed into a little sandwich. And Cheez-its are superior to Cheese Nips.

Agreed on both points. Cheese Nips are Satan's miniature cheese snack cracker.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Sorry, I'm just feeding on the freedomy taste of Cheez-Its, ta muchly.

Feelin USED? :rofl:

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

No, not used at all, ta muchly. But I do love the smooth stylings of Bill Withers, especially when accompanied by a bowl of Cheez-Its.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

No, not used at all, ta muchly. But I do love the smooth stylings of Bill Withers, especially when accompanied by a bowl of Cheez-Its.

Born a subject, always will be a subject. Kinda sad really. Hail King George. As much as you joke shows your ability to argue the facts. Your deflections are AWSOME have a cheetoh.

Edited July 20, 2010 by Col. Lingus

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Born a subject, always will be a subject. Kinda sad really. Hail King George.

Nope! I was born on these fair shores. I'm a one hunnert percent red-blooded AMERICAN and I love my Cheez-Its, redolent of freedom, as much as the next guy. I am no king's subject -- I am the child of the nation born to fulfill its Manifest Destiny -- which is of course to spread the knowledge of Cheez-Its across the globe, as Sousuke once tried.

Edit to add: would that be a crunchy or puffed Cheeto? This is a pressing question for our time.

Edited July 20, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Nope! I was born on these fair shores. I'm a one hunnert percent red-blooded AMERICAN and I love my Cheez-Its, redolent of freedom, as much as the next guy. I am no king's subject -- I am the child of the nation born to fulfill its Manifest Destiny -- which is of course to spread the knowledge of Cheez-Its across the globe, as Sousuke once tried.

Edit to add: would that be a crunchy or puffed Cheeto? This is a pressing question for our time.

More than likely deep fried.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

More than likely deep fried.

That would be a crunchy then.

See, sometimes I like the crunchy. I like how the texture is so... compressed. It's dense, with a real snap and zing of orange cheese-like product. It's really a variety for high days and holidays though. Now the puffed... well, those are your everyday Cheetos. They're lighter, of course, so you can plough through more. Also, there's the distinct frisson one gets when one smooshes a puffed Cheeto up on one's upper palate. A little scratchy, a little sticky, a little awesome.

[Krikit 1,165]

Cheez-its are actually good with peanut butter, smushed into a little sandwich. And Cheez-its are superior to Cheese Nips.

Cheese Nips from Canada are vastly superior to Cheeze Nips in the US. I'd never smush them with peanut butter, though. I hate peanut butter. Please see why.

Bill Whithers FTW!!!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Cheese Nips from Canada are vastly superior to Cheeze Nips in the US. I'd never smush them with peanut butter, though. I hate peanut butter. Please see why.

Bill Whithers FTW!!!

I have a similar story that involves Marshmallow Fluff. *gag*

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

That would be a crunchy then.

See, sometimes I like the crunchy. I like how the texture is so... compressed. It's dense, with a real snap and zing of orange cheese-like product. It's really a variety for high days and holidays though. Now the puffed... well, those are your everyday Cheetos. They're lighter, of course, so you can plough through more. Also, there's the distinct frisson one gets when one smooshes a puffed Cheeto up on one's upper palate. A little scratchy, a little sticky, a little awesome.

Whats better is watching you run deep to avoid the conversation. You are the poster child of the left! Funny why you selected a cheese snack as your out! Your nuthin more than a left wing processed cheese snack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak8suW-JBzE

Cheese Nips from Canada are vastly superior to Cheeze Nips in the US. I'd never smush them with peanut butter, though. I hate peanut butter. Please see why.

Bill Whithers FTW!!!

I thought mods were supposed to be neutral?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'm not avoiding the conversation at all! The question: "So what do you LOVE about [America]?" My answer: Cheez-Its.

I did think that Cheez-Its were outside the realms of partisan discourse, however. Is there a left/right divide that I am unaware of?

[Krikit 1,165]

I have a similar story that involves Marshmallow Fluff. *gag*

Marshmallow Fluff mixed with cream cheese is the most amazing fruit dip you'll ever want to meet. Trust me on this.

I thought mods were supposed to be neutral?

I cannot remain neutral when it comes to food stuffs. I mean, seriously. Can you honestly say that American Cheeze Nips can compare to Canadian Cheese Nips? I think not.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

NO! No Marshmallow Fluff shall EVER cross these lips again.