Immigrant deaths in Arizona desert soaring in July

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I saw two illegal aliens feeding stray cats. You know what that means right?

No cheap Chinese or Mexican restaurants in the neighborhood either.

lol, thats quite good. I missed you HAL, I do hope your going to stick around in OT.

How do you know he was illegal? Did you check his status? (And if so, the FED is going to stop you from doing that soon) No more flat tires for you.

He lives with a neighbor. Are you suggesting I turn my neighbors in?

[HAL 9000 96]

lol, thats quite good. I missed you HAL, I do hope your going to stick around in OT.

I hope to stay too dude... but I got to sign on only after using some high profile microtome blades on some mouse brains that weren't protected by the Constitution. Such is the way if I wish to leave Chicago one day, being the delightfully horrible place it is.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

How do you know he was illegal? Did you check his status? (And if so, the FED is going to stop you from doing that soon) No more flat tires for you.

I knew he was being sarcastic. How come you didn't?

[Captain Oates 911]

Okay its time for my generalization of the day based on my personal experiences then.

I had a flat tire once and all I had was the manufacturers wrench (which create very little torque). An illegal alien lent me a proper cross wrench.

Therefore, all illegals are good people and will help you out when you really need it.

wow I had this conversation with her indoors last night

I said the garages use compressed air tools to put wheel nuts on and i will slacken them off and grease em and put em on with the supplied wrench so we can change the tyre tire tiyer if we break down in the mountains

She said I dont want you fooling with the car - let AAA do it if we get a puncture !

ME ! who rebuilt 24 cars in 3 years - told I am not allowed to take a wheel off !

I have taken engines and gearboxes and suspensions and petrol tanks and clutches and back axles and everything out and she says I can't change the wheel ! Does she know to whom she is talking ! A prophet is never honoured in his own land.

Women have no idea about anything mechanical (Amelia Erharts' mechanic)

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I hope to stay too dude... but I got to sign on only after using some high profile microtome blades on some mouse brains that weren't protected by the Constitution. Such is the way if I wish to leave Chicago one day, being the delightfully horrible place it is.

What out, razor blades are weapons after all!

[slim 1,525]

He lives with a neighbor. Are you suggesting I turn my neighbors in?

Why is it we feel like we're supposed to turn in a murderer but not an illegal?

So many of us here on VJ have struggled through the VJ process yet, even still, some of us fail to see illegals as "illegal" and feel sorry for these criminals. Why is that?

Women have no idea about anything mechanical (Amelia Erharts' mechanic)

Aint that the truth!

[Captain Oates 911]

I hope to stay too dude... but I got to sign on only after using some high profile microtome blades on some mouse brains that weren't protected by the Constitution. Such is the way if I wish to leave Chicago one day, being the delightfully horrible place it is.

Thought Chicago was ok now Blagoffyabitch is getting his..

[HAL 9000 96]

Imagine that in the hands of an illegal alien

Thought Chicago was ok now Blagoffyabitch is getting his..

In Chicago the snow and cold are weapons.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

Why is it we feel like we're supposed to turn in a murderer but not an illegal?

So many of us here on VJ have struggled through the VJ process yet, even still, some of us fail to see illegals as "illegal" and feel sorry for these criminals. Why is that?

I have no clue how he entered the country, all I know is that he is illegally in the country. Therefore I can not conclude he is a criminal.

[slim 1,525]

In Chicago the snow and cold are weapons.

Snow and cold have long been used as weapons, albeit not mechanical ones.

[Captain Oates 911]

Imagine that in the hands of an illegal alien

In Chicago the snow and cold are weapons.

Having done a winter north of Milwaukee, I regard Chicago as semi tropical

What I don't get is the roads are like Afghanistan but they are toll roads - go north a ways and its no toll Wisconsin with lovely roads..

inverse correlation or what

Blago's scheme I reckon

[HAL 9000 96]

Its a conspiracy.

[Captain Oates 911]

I have no clue how he entered the country, all I know is that he is illegally in the country. Therefore I can not conclude he is a criminal.

If he does turn out to be illegal you can legally kill him and steal his wrench which isnt stealing as he has no rights according to many of the learned counsel on VJ

Every cloud has a silver lining

[HAL 9000 96]

Kill with snow and cold to avoid growing a conscience later.

[slim 1,525]

What I don't get is the roads are like Afghanistan but they are toll roads - go north a ways and its no toll Wisconsin with lovely roads..

inverse correlation or what

Blago's scheme I reckon

Kind of like the gun ban. Why are there so many murders in Chicago if handguns are illegal?

steal his wrench which isnt stealing as he has no rights according to many of the learned counsel on VJ

Who is saying that?

I haven't seen anyone that says illegals shouldn't have basic human rights. What I have seen is many saying illegals shouldn't have the right to be here and commit crime because they shouldn't be here in the first place.