The denigration of today's society

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh, my dear sweet Alan, the Caliph of the Cascades. Your Number One Internet Girlfriend has been freed from the pokey for being insubordinate. Will you take me back, with this black mark against my name?

Gladly

That shameful tart wanted to gain my affections and I played along so I could drop the bar and be cruel coz she deserved it

Do you have a radio ankle bracelet now or did you get away with a waterboarding

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Gladly

That shameful tart wanted to gain my affections and I played along so I could drop the bar and be cruel coz she deserved it

Do you have a radio ankle bracelet now or did you get away with a waterboarding

I'm so glad I haven't lost my place on your right hand.

I am now tagged and monitored. I was also forced to sit in a room for 24 hours and listen to Phil Collins and Genesis non-stop.

Lesson to you all: your VJ masters are capricious and cruel. Not like my Alan.

[Captain Oates 911]

I'm so glad I haven't lost my place on your right hand.

I am now tagged and monitored. I was also forced to sit in a room for 24 hours and listen to Phil Collins and Genesis non-stop.

Lesson to you all: your VJ masters are capricious and cruel. Not like my Alan.

I am waiting to be invited to the VJ government when I will propose free GIN for all members and british bacon once per month. I expect to be elected by a landslide vote bigger and more memorable than a walmart gal swinging her legs out of the mini van and oiking up her brushed cotton lounging pants

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I am waiting to be invited to the VJ government when I will propose free GIN for all members and british bacon once per month. I expect to be elected by a landslide vote bigger and more memorable than a walmart gal swinging her legs out of the mini van and oiking up her brushed cotton lounging pants

I'll cast the first vote for you. If they give women the vote.

[Captain Oates 911]

I'll cast the first vote for you. If they give women the vote.

Women will be required to vote as a condition of membership but their votes will be sent to me as proxy so i can use their votes to elect me as big dada for life and chief alien-poke.

It's for your own good so no alternative arrangements need be suggested

Edited July 9, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Women will be required to vote as a condition of membership but their votes will be sent to me as proxy so i can use their votes to elect me as big dada for life and chief alien-poke.

It's for your own good so no alternative arrangements need be suggested

I love a man who takes charge like this.

[Captain Oates 911]

I love a man who takes charge like this.

I just found out that LeBron is not a hair dryer

I was just getting interested as well

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I just found out that LeBron is not a hair dryer

I was just getting interested as well

I will file this away in my Big Big Scrapbook of the Sayings of Saywhat.

[Captain Oates 911]

I will file this away in my Big Big Scrapbook of the Sayings of Saywhat.

I love Berny Frank but not in the way that he would care about.

He just said there are 15,000 Marines on Okinawa and most Americans thought they left when John Wayne did....

A power to your repartee Berny

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

I just found out that LeBron is not a hair dryer

heck i thought it was a car.

[Captain Oates 911]

heck i thought it was a car.

I named my cat LaShauniquettica so I have no room to talk. Domestic cats are decended from North African cats (morroco etc)and I am led to believe such names are appropriate for african american cats even though she probably got here via England.

Edited July 9, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I named my cat LaShauniquettica so I have no room to talk. Domestic cats are decended from North African cats (morroco etc)and I am led to believe such names are appropriate for african american cats even though she probably got here via England.

[Captain Oates 911]

My last cat was called 'Hitler'. Imagine going out into Golders Green, North London at 11 pm and shouting that...

[Captain Oates 911]

see the one on the left

Edited July 9, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

see the one on the left

Will they be at the harem as well for me to play with? I love kittehs. Here is my boy George with two kittens I was kittensitting the other weekend: