Praise for Healing

[Kathryn41 3,205]

The pastor asked the congregation if anyone wished to express praise

for answered prayers. Judy Smith stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a

terrible bicycle wreck and his ####### was completely crushed. The pain

was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined

the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me

or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain.

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were

able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's #######, and wrap wire

around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they

imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of

the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his ####### should recover

completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something

to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith."

The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum."

[Nagishkaw 510]

:rofl:

[Cheyemo 8]

HILARIOUS! I had to really LOL on that one!

[Susita 175]

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