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When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, "She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge." ~ Helen Hayes

"I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say, "Yeah? When?"

Bill Hicks.

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."

Bill Cosby.

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

Jack Handy.

"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."

Charles Wadsworth.

"My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys.""

Harmon Killebrew.

Happy Father's Day!



 

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