Would you go back ?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

haha !

yes he is a nit

He does throw a few goodies in like never trade at market and always put a limit buy/sell, but he is wild. A lot of people will get burned when Apple comes off as he is pushing it so hard.

I reckon the money he made on his hedge fund was the usual trick - all the losses to the clients while he gets a big chunk of the profits

Nice game played slowly.

Your shorts will be ok to the qtr end then, as the oil well gets plugged 100% and the drilling moratorium comes off, there will be a heck of a bounce. My TOTAL France shares are off 24% too...Heck have you seen RIG (transocean) they are beat up more than BP ! even my index funds are slaughtered

heck I might have to become a trader - I trade Forex every day and have done since 2004. Sometimes I move actual cash around. GBP to USD at 2.04. Buy GBP at 1.38 and back to USD at at 1.67

Very nice and tiny spread/expenses. Cheapest way is to simply switch index ETF's around

Been trading BP shares for 30 years and never lost on em. I will sell these in 10 years or my widow will

Cramer is irresponsible and I bet a lot of his devotees are suffering right now.

I might just hold onto them for sentimental purposes.

[Captain Oates 911]

I might just hold onto them for sentimental purposes.

I know your plan..you and José the gardener will be living it up on GIN ....my GIN

Ok 2nd thoughts need to get stuck into the wad right now..praps I might get a diamond studded collar for the cat

Spanish fireman's two sons ?

José and hose B

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[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I know your plan..you and José the gardener will be living it up on GIN ....my GIN

Ok 2nd thoughts need to get stuck into the wad right now..praps I might get a diamond studded collar for the cat

Spanish fireman's two sons ?

José and hose B

Well, I expect you will leave rather a lot of gin to me in addition to your riches. I will NOT be sharing it with Jose.

And, risking being docked another point, how DARE you spend my inheritance on the cat?

[Captain Oates 911]

Well, I expect you will leave rather a lot of gin to me in addition to your riches. I will NOT be sharing it with Jose.

And, risking being docked another point, how DARE you spend my inheritance on the cat?

hah ! and the collar will be welded on using kryptonite welding wire

So unless you want to be charged with moggycide (Utah penalties apply) , you will have to keep her in the style to which she has become accustomed - simulating a day Crockett hat.

It may bring you ridicule at work but it's the price you have to pay until she naturally decomposes and you can slurp her head off and get the necklace - I mean collar

I see it's Michael Jackson's anniversary. He was an accountant too - he said that two eights made a sixteen.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

hah ! and the collar will be welded on using kryptonite welding wire

So unless you want to be charged with moggycide (Utah penalties apply) , you will have to keep her in the style to which she has become accustomed - simulating a day Crockett hat.

It may bring you ridicule at work but it's the price you have to pay until she naturally decomposes and you can slurp her head off and get the necklace - I mean collar

I see it's Michael Jackson's anniversary. He was an accountant too - he said that two eights made a sixteen.

I have experience with cats who think they're hats. It's fine, I take my punishment, AND the collar too. I thought you were giving Owl, Val and me diamond collars?

[Captain Oates 911]

I have experience with cats who think they're hats. It's fine, I take my punishment, AND the collar too. I thought you were giving Owl, Val and me diamond collars?

Babies your just so demanding

You get a place by the pool in the new Alhambra with all the gin you can drink and fish and chips flown in from Otley, West Yorkshire, and now it's diamond necklaces !

Next you three will be wanting to go on 'girl's nights out' together and come back Sunday pm all grins and winks !!!!

I had better get my eunuchs sent on a Blackwater course coz you three are going to be a handful or six

http://www.ustraining.com/new/index.asp

The Sheik strode into his harem

Suveyed those marble walls

He said, "What do you want for Christmas lads ? "

and the eunuchs answered......tidings of comfort and joy

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[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Next you three will be wanting to go on 'girl's nights out' together and come back Sunday pm all grins and winks !!!!

Val needs to be back for her Andy Rooney-timed assignation with you, so this will not happen, I can assure you.

It will be on Saturday while you are catching up on emails instead.

[Captain Oates 911]

Val needs to be back for her Andy Rooney-timed assignation with you, so this will not happen, I can assure you.

It will be on Saturday while you are catching up on emails instead.

oh that's good mustn't have my busy sched disrupted.

Well two good things about Andy Rooney

A he is 90

B he is bio degradeable

diss us ALIENS and we never forget. Even when I am not ALAN the ALIEN I will remember.

He forgets I am 2nd Nation American which is better than 3rd Nation like what he is.

haha !

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[elmcitymaven 9,712]

oh that's good mustn't have my busy sched disrupted.

Well two good things about Andy Rooney

A he is 90

B he is bio degradeable

diss us ALIENS and we never forget. Even when I am not ALAN the ALIEN I will remember.

He forgets I am 2nd Nation American which is better than 3rd Nation like what he is.

haha !

I'm not sure he is biodegradable; I think he might be made out of a space age polymer.

[Captain Oates 911]

I'm not sure he is biodegradable; I think he might be made out of a space age polymer.

If you were 90 and you had been married to him since you were 16, would you be ready for a bit of fresh ? He ain't no Mark Twain for sure and us ALIENS are going to parachute him into Kabul with a USA baseball hat super glued on his head with a badge on it which says 'We are tougher than you ' in Arabic نحن اشد مما كنت

OR - I would buy him one of those toyota electric wheelchairs and take it to the top of the boat ramp and just be admiring the view when all of a sudden ...........

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

If you were 90 and you had been married to him since you were 16, would you be ready for a bit of fresh ? He ain't no Mark Twain for sure and us ALIENS are going to parachute him into Kabul with a USA baseball hat super glued on his head with a badge on it which says 'We are tougher than you ' in Arabic نحن اشد مما كنت

OR - I would buy him one of those toyota electric wheelchairs and take it to the top of the boat ramp and just be admiring the view when all of a sudden ...........

I'm scared of you when you're angry, especially since I know you have guns. Remind me never to walk down to the boat ramp with you, even if you beg me or ask me nicely.

[Captain Oates 911]

I'm scared of you when you're angry, especially since I know you have guns. Remind me never to walk down to the boat ramp with you, even if you beg me or ask me nicely.

Well unless you are 90 and talk rot about ALIENS on telly on a Sunday night, you are fairly safe unless I suggest that wearing handcuffs is a good safety measure as they don't have seat belts in wheelchairs.

I don't suggest you try this at home kiddies - grandma is not a toy despite what granddad says.

and finally to Mr Rooney I say put 'Rooney' in google and you will see that an upstart scouser is more famous than you so hah! again !

7am sunday pacific ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEYYYY !!! HINGERLAND UEBER ALLES !

ps second hit on google is a Cali rock band called Rooney so t'old gimmer is right out of it

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[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Well unless you are 90 and talk rot about ALIENS on telly on a Sunday night, you are fairly safe unless I suggest that wearing handcuffs is a good safety measure as they don't have seat belts in wheelchairs.

I don't suggest you try this at home kiddies - grandma is not a toy despite what granddad says.

and finally to Mr Rooney I say put 'Rooney' in google and you will see that an upstart scouser is more famous than you so hah! again !

7am sunday pacific ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEYYYY !!! HINGERLAND UEBER ALLES !

I shall of course be watching in Burbank. I located my box of Yorkshire Tea and I shall be drinking that and eating custard creams.

You have piqued my interest with talk of handcuffs. Continue.

[Captain Oates 911]

I shall of course be watching in Burbank. I located my box of Yorkshire Tea and I shall be drinking that and eating custard creams.

You have piqued my interest with talk of handcuffs. Continue.

I have an ace vid clip

I will find it

I used to have some handcuffs but they took them off me. Actually one guy slipped em off and gave em back to me ! The snake wrist burgler I called him. He didn't run away which was very sporting of him. He just laughed. I carried a truncheon for 6 years and used it once -to kill a run over cat. It worked.

Not quite LA over there in the Yorkshire Dales you know.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I have an ace vid clip

I will find it

I used to have some handcuffs but they took them off me. Actually one guy slipped em off and gave em back to me ! The snake wrist burgler I called him. He didn't run away which was very sporting of him. He just laughed. I carried a truncheon for 6 years and used it once -to kill a run over cat. It worked.

Not quite LA over there in the Yorkshire Dales you know.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

My former sister-in-law is a WPC in Ely. She used to scare the bejesus out of me when she would show off her telescopic truncheon.

I await your video, as always, with breathless anticipation.