Would you go back ?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You need to see the machine before committing

It's a bit big

http://www.piasystems.com/Pipeline.jpg

It's PERFECT. So thoughtful of you.

[Brad and Vika 129]

You'll have to check with Val and Owl, but I think you're pretty safe with those two. I'm blissfully amoral in my feelings about the market on a professional level; I'm a softylefty though in my private moments, when I sit at my dressing table, brushing my long hair with the gorgeous Mason Pearson set you left in my boudoir (ta muchly, nothing like boar bristles), and feeling dreamy.

Y'all are killin' me!! Just when I think I get the gist... I don't.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Y'all are killin' me!! Just when I think I get the gist... I don't.

Then my work, it is done.

[Captain Oates 911]

Y'all are killin' me!! Just when I think I get the gist... I don't.

She's crackers but ever so nice and ever so much fun

Hang on, that sort of thinking got me married to a redhead once !

Ya'll never let the same dawg bites yer twice - coz that ain't smart

I once went out with a black haired Irish Colleen but when I got to grips, she turned out to be an upside down redhead and that explained a lot too..

I am thinking of adapting an airport explosives detector wand to check for red hairs anywhere on the body

If it detects any, It will tazer the operator so they can't start any hanky panky with the serchee for at least 24 hours which should be enough for them to take advice and stop it before it starts

I was once engaged to red head contortionist - but it ended when she broke it off....

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

She's crackers but ever so nice and ever so much fun

Hang on, that sort of thinking got me married to a redhead once !

Ya'll never let the same dawg bites yer twice - coz that ain't smart

I once went out with a black haired Irish Colleen but when I got to grips, she turned out to be an upside down redhead and that explained a lot too..

I am thinking of adapting an airport explosives detector wand to check for red hairs anywhere on the body

If it detects any, It will tazer the operator so they can't start any hanky panky with the serchee for at least 24 hours which should be enough for them to take advice and stop it before it starts

I was once engaged to red head contortionist - but it ended when she broke it off....

OI! I am not crackers (though I am nice and fun). Well, maybe on Wednesdays I'm a little nuts, but still!

You will pleased to know I am 100% natural brunette, and that any redness in my hair comes from being out in the sun a bit too long. Owl is a blonde so you're similarly safe. We need to check Val though to see if she conforms to your regulations. Thankfully it is very, very private in the harem.

[Captain Oates 911]

OI! I am not crackers (though I am nice and fun). Well, maybe on Wednesdays I'm a little nuts, but still!

You will pleased to know I am 100% natural brunette, and that any redness in my hair comes from being out in the sun a bit too long. Owl is a blonde so you're similarly safe. We need to check Val though to see if she conforms to your regulations. Thankfully it is very, very private in the harem.

A change is as good as a rest and I am guilty of multiple but not serial redhead infractions. Having a break from freckles now and brunettes are good as the cat is one and so the hairs will be indistinguishable.

It's nice to be a lunatic as long as it involves staring at the moon but not howling at the same time.

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Hit me! Hit me!

Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!

Hit me! hit me! hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

It's nice to be a lunatic.

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Hit me! Hit me!

C'est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?

Hit me! hit me! hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Two fat persons, click, click, click.

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Edited June 23, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

A change is as good as a rest and I am guilty of multiple but not serial redhead infractions. Having a break from freckles now and brunettes are good as the cat is one and so the hairs will be indistinguishable.

It's nice to be a lunatic as long as it involves staring at the moon but not howling at the same time.

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Hit me! Hit me!

Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!

Hit me! hit me! hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

It's nice to be a lunatic.

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Hit me! Hit me!

C'est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?

Hit me! hit me! hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Two fat persons, click, click, click.

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Yay! Ian Dury & The Blockheads! A great way to start the day.

I am a shedder, it's true.

[ValerieA 350]

OI! I am not crackers (though I am nice and fun). Well, maybe on Wednesdays I'm a little nuts, but still!

You will pleased to know I am 100% natural brunette, and that any redness in my hair comes from being out in the sun a bit too long. Owl is a blonde so you're similarly safe. We need to check Val though to see if she conforms to your regulations. Thankfully it is very, very private in the harem.

Um, well...

Val was a redhead as a child, then moved on to strawberry blonde (naturally). Now just looks very blonde (still natural), but evidence does exist that there is redhead in her...

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Um, well...

Val was a redhead as a child, then moved on to strawberry blonde (naturally). Now just looks very blonde (still natural), but evidence does exist that there is redhead in her...

Oh dear. Maybe it's for the best that you only have the Andy Rooney slot then.

But Owl and I will dote on you and call you our pet, and we can all still do our nails together and read from Deep and Serious Tomes. We can have Harem Book Club!

[ValerieA 350]

Deep and Serious Tomes = Harlequin romances???

(whisper to Maven - if I only get the Andy Rooney slot, can I have a boy toy?)

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Deep and Serious Tomes = Harlequin romances???

(whisper to Maven - if I only get the Andy Rooney slot, can I have a boy toy?)

Deep and Serious Tomes ≠ Harlequin! Silly Val. We keep those for our Harlequin Club.

(whisper to Val -- only if you are very, very discreet. There's a cabana by the pool that looks good for such purposes. Not that I would know.)

[ValerieA 350]

I am NOT reading War and Peace again. How about something with fluffy bunnies?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I am NOT reading War and Peace again. How about something with fluffy bunnies?

Maybe something a little more 6th grade reading level, like Updike.

[ValerieA 350]

Look! I found that video that we did a few years ago!

http://www.neosonicdesign.com/harem/haremweb_medium.mov

Edited June 23, 2010 by ValerieA

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Look! I found that video that we did a few years ago!

http://www.neosonicd...mweb_medium.mov

Ummm, I thought that was for internal use only.