Researchers at UCSF Discover Liberal Gene

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SAN FRANCISCO, California --- Researchers at the University of California San Francisco announced today that they have identified the gene responsible for liberalism in humans. The discovery is being hailed as a major breakthrough.

Scientists determined that this particular gene causes the brain to operate on an extreme emotional level while suppressing the ability for the brain to interpret factual data and make logical conclusions based on reason. The gene also has the odd effect of stimulating urine production and causing more bed wetting than for people who do not carry the gene.

"We need to do further testing, but it appears me may now have the ability to develop treatments for people who are born with a pre-disposition for liberalism," said Ike Kahn of UCSF. "We still have a lot of work to do. There is minimal understanding of how some people who have the gene are able to overcome liberalism while others are not. We also know it is a recessive gene, but we don't know if it was passed from the mother or the father or both. The gene appears to be most common in Europeans, particularly French. We hope to have a test developed for the genetic marker soon, so people can know if they are a carrier and risk passing the gene on to their children. For the time being, we are recommending that no one have sex with a French person.

http://www.majorwager.com/forums/war-room/35889-researchers-ucsf-discover-liberal-gene.html

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Ditto

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[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Could be another way. besides dependency, to get people to vote for Democrats. BREED them. Oh no! What if feminists are ABORTING furture liberals?????? Can we test this in the womb and restrict a woman's right to choose...just a little?

SAN FRANCISCO, California --- Researchers at the University of California San Francisco announced today that they have identified the gene responsible for liberalism in humans. The discovery is being hailed as a major breakthrough.

Scientists determined that this particular gene causes the brain to operate on an extreme emotional level while suppressing the ability for the brain to interpret factual data and make logical conclusions based on reason. The gene also has the odd effect of stimulating urine production and causing more bed wetting than for people who do not carry the gene.

"We need to do further testing, but it appears me may now have the ability to develop treatments for people who are born with a pre-disposition for liberalism," said Ike Kahn of UCSF. "We still have a lot of work to do. There is minimal understanding of how some people who have the gene are able to overcome liberalism while others are not. We also know it is a recessive gene, but we don't know if it was passed from the mother or the father or both. The gene appears to be most common in Europeans, particularly French. We hope to have a test developed for the genetic marker soon, so people can know if they are a carrier and risk passing the gene on to their children. For the time being, we are recommending that no one have sex with a French person.

http://www.majorwager.com/forums/war-room/35889-researchers-ucsf-discover-liberal-gene.html

And OMG, another research we paid for that results in "We need to do further research" Who'da thunk it?

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This is a satire news, guys, like from the Onion News Network. Don't get all upset about about it. Sheesh, learn to think a little.

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Could be another way. besides dependency, to get people to vote for Democrats. BREED them. Oh no! What if feminists are ABORTING furture liberals?????? Can we test this in the womb and restrict a woman's right to choose...just a little?

You have such a problem with feminists, it'll be funny when you realize one day that you married one