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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Jamaica
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LMAO - So did my nephews! I swear the kid has OCD - he will line up all the silverware in the drawer, and he always colors in the lines! Most times we think he's 30, not 3 - A few weeks ago, he told me "some times your p**nis just feels the music and wants to dance, so you have to let it dance!"

Finesse, yuh ask fi drama den nah read mine! :angry:

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Dear Pastor,

I am seeing this married man for some time now. His wife found out about it and threw out his clothes. He is now living at my house. She has a child for him and they still talk to each other. But, every time I tell him to go back to his wife he says he is not going back because it has been a long time he wanted to leave. She even called the police to put him out. Now she is saying she made a mistake.

What should I do with this man? Please give me your fatherly advice. Take care and God Bless.

J.B.,

USA

Dear J. B.,

You wanted this man when he was living with his wife. His wife found out about you and threw him out. You took him in. Perhaps you didn't know that it was an awesome responsibility you took upon yourself. When you had a visiting relationship, you didn't have to take care of him. He came by, did his thing and left. You found it easier to deal with that.

Dear Pastor,

I am seeing this married man for some time now. His wife found out about it and threw out his clothes. He is now living at my house. She has a child for him and they still talk to each other. But, every time I tell him to go back to his wife he says he is not going back because it has been a long time he wanted to leave. She even called the police to put him out. Now she is saying she made a mistake.

What should I do with this man? Please give me your fatherly advice. Take care and God Bless.

J.B.,

USA

Dear J. B.,

You wanted this man when he was living with his wife. His wife found out about you and threw him out. You took him in. Perhaps you didn't know that it was an awesome responsibility you took upon yourself. When you had a visiting relationship, you didn't have to take care of him. He came by, did his thing and left. You found it easier to deal with that. Now he is 'man a yard' and you can't cope. In addition to that, his wife wants him back. So why can't you throw him out?

I know you don't want this man in your house. If you wanted him, you would ignore the plea of his wife. Of course he is talking nonsense when he told you he wanted to leave a long time ago. He too made a mistake by leaving her and you should not encourage him to stay at your house. Give him the boot.

Pastor

Naturalization

Son's N-400 Timeline

08/14/2020 - Sent N-400 and I-912 waiver to TX lockbox

09/18/2020 - NOA via text

06/05/2021 - Notification of biometrics scheduled

09/17/2021 - Interview - decision cannot be made

11/24/2021 - Denial letter, 30 days to appeal

12/24/2021 - Appeal sent back with I-912 waiver

12/24/2021 - Motion to terminate deportation proceedings from 2013 filed

 

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And what is JaP doing, nothing yet?

wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggg :crying:

I e-mailed the OIC over all of Kingston, he e-mailed back saying he was no longer in Kingston and that he was copying the lady he thought could help.

She has not responded yet.

I am going to give her one more day and then e-mail her again.

i'm gonna have to go get on fb...this is ridiculous

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JaE your funny... MRStee still ignoring me I see :angry:

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01/06/10 - Got Married

AOS from F-1 visa (2 months 2 1/2 weeks or 82 days)

04/14/10 - Sent AOS Package

04/26/10 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/16/10 - Biometrics letter

05/19/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/07/10 - Interview Appointment in Philly- July 7 @ 11:05 am APPROVED

07/19/10 - 2 YEAR Green Card received

Removal of Conditions (9 months 1 1/2 weeks or 285 days)

04/08/12 - Eligibility date

04/19/12 - Sent ROC Package

04/26/12 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/17/10 - Biometrics letter

05/24/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

01/25/13 - APPROVED- ROC card production ordered

02/05/13 - 10 YEAR Green Card received

Naturalization (5 months 2 days or 155 days)

04/15/13 - Eligibility date

06/07/13 - Sent Package

06/20/13 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

06/27/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/05/13 - Interview letter sent/In-line notification

08/14/13 - Interview scheduled in Philly @ 1:30 pm APPROVED

11/07/13 - Oath Ceremony

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Im hungry :star:

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01/06/10 - Got Married

AOS from F-1 visa (2 months 2 1/2 weeks or 82 days)

04/14/10 - Sent AOS Package

04/26/10 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/16/10 - Biometrics letter

05/19/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/07/10 - Interview Appointment in Philly- July 7 @ 11:05 am APPROVED

07/19/10 - 2 YEAR Green Card received

Removal of Conditions (9 months 1 1/2 weeks or 285 days)

04/08/12 - Eligibility date

04/19/12 - Sent ROC Package

04/26/12 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/17/10 - Biometrics letter

05/24/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

01/25/13 - APPROVED- ROC card production ordered

02/05/13 - 10 YEAR Green Card received

Naturalization (5 months 2 days or 155 days)

04/15/13 - Eligibility date

06/07/13 - Sent Package

06/20/13 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

06/27/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/05/13 - Interview letter sent/In-line notification

08/14/13 - Interview scheduled in Philly @ 1:30 pm APPROVED

11/07/13 - Oath Ceremony

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JaE your funny... MRStee still ignoring me I see :angry:

Kelly sweet pea, im not ignoring you.. im at work and shouldn't be on here, Im also putting in applications for my hubby... I will send you an email okay.. my bad shawtie lol

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Kelly sweet pea, im not ignoring you.. im at work and shouldn't be on here, Im also putting in applications for my hubby... I will send you an email okay.. my bad shawtie lol

Dont u try to charm me :angry: lol

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01/06/10 - Got Married

AOS from F-1 visa (2 months 2 1/2 weeks or 82 days)

04/14/10 - Sent AOS Package

04/26/10 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/16/10 - Biometrics letter

05/19/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/07/10 - Interview Appointment in Philly- July 7 @ 11:05 am APPROVED

07/19/10 - 2 YEAR Green Card received

Removal of Conditions (9 months 1 1/2 weeks or 285 days)

04/08/12 - Eligibility date

04/19/12 - Sent ROC Package

04/26/12 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/17/10 - Biometrics letter

05/24/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

01/25/13 - APPROVED- ROC card production ordered

02/05/13 - 10 YEAR Green Card received

Naturalization (5 months 2 days or 155 days)

04/15/13 - Eligibility date

06/07/13 - Sent Package

06/20/13 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

06/27/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/05/13 - Interview letter sent/In-line notification

08/14/13 - Interview scheduled in Philly @ 1:30 pm APPROVED

11/07/13 - Oath Ceremony

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doesnt anybody have any baby mama drama or hubby drama or pickney drama or mother in law drama to report????

I had a dream 2 nights ago that I went to Jamaica to pick up my step daughter, and my mother in law was rude. :angry:

She was saying Im lazy when Im pregnant and that I need to go help her in the field and with the laundry while I was there for the two days. :blink:

I told my husband in the dream and he was screaming for me to come home, I dont have to put up with it.

My mother in law has never been rude. It was just a weird dream.

I dont mind helping her but she was saying you pregnant you should do more work. i dont care if you dont feel well. :bonk: :bonk: :bonk:

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So on this interview the lady didn't ask me anything or ask to see no proof she just question him.

CR-1 Visa

California Service Center

Consulate : Jamaica

Marriage (if applicable):

2010-11-03

I-130 NOA1 : 2010-11-09

I-130 RFE :

I-130 RFE Sent :

I-130 Approved : 2011-03-30

NVC Received : 2011-04-08

Received DS-3032 / I-864 Bill : 2011-04-18

Pay I-864 Bill 2011-04-18

Receive I-864 Package : 2011-04-19

Return Completed I-864 : 2011-04-20

Return Completed DS-3032 : 2011-04-19

Receive IV Bill : 2011-04-29

Pay IV Bill : 2011-05-02

Receive Instruction Package : 2011-06-03

Case Completed at NVC : 2011-04-22

NVC Left : 2011-04-22

Consulate Received : 2011-04-25

Packet 3 Received : 2011-04-29

Packet 3 Sent : 2011-05-04

Packet 4 Received : 2011-05-05

Interview Date : 2011-06-03

Interview Result :

Second Interview

(If Required): 2011-06-21

Second Interview Result: Approved

Visa Received : 2011-06-22

US Entry : 2011-07-04

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Dear Pastor,

I have been troubled for quite a while. The problem, my girlfriend, is a sexaholic. Sometimes she wants it five times for one night. This is very taxing on my body as I work very hard and cannot keep up. The other thing is, she barks like a dog when she climaxes. This scares me and I have become afraid of her. She is very pretty and I don't want to lose her.

Pastor, is there any pill she could take to curb her sex drive? What can be done about the barking? Please, help me.

H. T., St Andrew, Jamaica

Dear H. T.,

I don't know about the barking. I do know some women make lots of noise when they climax. A man told me that his woman has embarrassed him on a number of occasions when she climaxed. In fact, at the apartment where they live, neighbours often knock on their door and beg them to take it easy because the noise is disturbing them. Some men try to push rags into the mouths of their women to prevent them from making loud noises.

Some men make lots of noise too when they are about to ejaculate. A lady once told me that she had to end the relationship with a man because of the tremendous noise he made. Some talk all sorts of nonsense, when they are in ecstasy, but I have never heard anyone barking like a dog. It must be scary, indeed.

I doubt very much that this woman can be described as a sexaholic. To some people, it is normal to have sex two, three or four times in one night. Indeed, some men brag that they have been able to satisfy their wives' needs by having sex with them two or three times per night.

Your woman is requiring much from you, but you are shocked and sorry for yourself because you have not been able to keep up. I suggest you discuss the matter with your woman and if you both agree she needs help, you may contact Sexaholic Anonymous at www.sa.org/ sexaholic.php.

She aint no sexaholic!!! He need a pill in order to keep up, or maybe he needs to do other things to help her climax.

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Im stressing :crying:

NNNNNNnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo... Take a break... Breathe

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01/06/10 - Got Married

AOS from F-1 visa (2 months 2 1/2 weeks or 82 days)

04/14/10 - Sent AOS Package

04/26/10 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/16/10 - Biometrics letter

05/19/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/07/10 - Interview Appointment in Philly- July 7 @ 11:05 am APPROVED

07/19/10 - 2 YEAR Green Card received

Removal of Conditions (9 months 1 1/2 weeks or 285 days)

04/08/12 - Eligibility date

04/19/12 - Sent ROC Package

04/26/12 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/17/10 - Biometrics letter

05/24/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

01/25/13 - APPROVED- ROC card production ordered

02/05/13 - 10 YEAR Green Card received

Naturalization (5 months 2 days or 155 days)

04/15/13 - Eligibility date

06/07/13 - Sent Package

06/20/13 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

06/27/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/05/13 - Interview letter sent/In-line notification

08/14/13 - Interview scheduled in Philly @ 1:30 pm APPROVED

11/07/13 - Oath Ceremony

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Ugh! Fiance's best friend went in today to try and get a tourist visa to come over for our wedding....got denied. No reason-just denied. So frustrating-the guy just wants to come over to attend his best friends wedding! Thats all! Come on now! :angry:

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K1 Timeline:

I-129F Sent to CSC: November 9, 2009

I-129F Received by CSC: November 10, 2009

NOA1: November 10, 2009

NOA2: March 19, 2010

NVC Received: March 26, 2010

Interview: May 11, 2010

VISA APPROVED!

Visa Received: May 21, 2010

POE: May 21, 2010

AOS Timeline:

Sent: August 12, 2010

RFE: August 21, 2010 (outdated 485-blah)

Re-sent: August 23, 2010

Received: August 24, 2010

NOA1: September 10, 2010

Biometric Appoint: October 12, 2010

Biometric Walk-in in Chicago (unsuccessful): September 24, 2010

EAD Touch: September 24, 2010

EAD Touch: September 27, 2010

485 RFE: September 30, 2010

EAD Touch: September 30, 2010

485 Touch: October 1, 2010

EAD Touch: October 1, 2010

RFE documents sent in: October 6, 2010

Biometrics Complete: October 12, 2010

485 Touch: October 13, 2010

EAD Touch: October 13, 2010

485 Transferred to CSC: October 13, 2010

485 Touch: October 15, 2010

485 Touch: October 21, 2010

EAD Card Production: October 22, 2010

485 Touch: October 26, 2010

485 Touch: October 27, 2010

EAD Received: November 1, 2010

Green Card Production: November 16, 2010

Green Card Received: November 22, 2010

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