Yardies at home and a farrin, Part 27!

[besaangel 18]

doesnt anybody have any baby mama drama or hubby drama or pickney drama or mother in law drama to report????

A how u so mix up??? lol

MRStee... where is y text/call??? ya know

[finesse 3]

Ok....

Mi juss fine out seh my husband's sixth baby mama has been having an affair wid mi MIL.....

so wha yuh seh...dem a gay?

[besaangel 18]

Brooke = Troublemaker! Don't you know the infamous "gs" has been banned from the Yardie forum:bonk: Im not the ONLY one in trouble now!!! Get her DW!

Who?

Ok....

Mi juss fine out seh my husband's sixth baby mama has been having an affair wid mi MIL.....

Liad...

[finesse 3]

A how u so mix up??? lol

MRStee... where is y text/call??? ya know

no even try fi act like yuh nuh like ear about it tuh!!

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

so wha yuh seh...dem a gay?

yes mi dear!! yuh can believe dat?? dem a plan fi jine one nudist colony and live happily ever after...

[MRStee 19]

I have been trying to reply for the longest and keep getting interrupted, lol!

I have to defend the little boy in toenail polish (and his Mom) - Since I had my youngest nephew (age 3) overnight a few weeks back, and he walked in with hot pink polish on his toes - My sister had done her nails, and while she was showering and dressing - He did his! She realized it as she put his shoes on, but had no time to do anything about it

Lol,it looked all professional and what not. This little boy had sandals on though I remember one new years eve my brother fell asleep drunk and we always used to tell the guys don't go to sleep because we would dress them up and polish their toes The good ol days...

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Dear Pastor,

I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.

Yours sincerely,

Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

Dear Pastor,

Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.

Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix

Dear Pastor,

My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.

Robert, age 11, Anderson

Dear Pastor,

I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon

about a raise in my allowance?

Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven

Dear Pastor,

My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold.

Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany

Dear Pastor,

I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there.

Stephen. Age 8, Chicago

Dear Pastor,

I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.

Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

Dear Pastor,

I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.

Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota

Dear Pastor,

Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.

Laurie. Age 10, New York City

Dear Pastor,

I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.

Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens

Dear Pastor,

Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher.

Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh

Dear Pastor,

My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my

house.

Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena

Dear Pastor,

Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?

Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville

Dear Pastor,

Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.

Carla. Age 10, Salina

Dear Pastor,

I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron

Dear Pastor,

How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do

you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston

[finesse 3]

yes mi dear!! yuh can believe dat?? dem a plan fi jine one nudist colony and live happily ever after...

yuh too lie

[sus 70]

Lol,it looked all professional and what not. This little boy had sandals on though I remember one new years eve my brother fell asleep drunk and we always used to tell the guys don't go to sleep because we would dress them up and polish their toes The good ol days...

LMAO - So did my nephews! I swear the kid has OCD - he will line up all the silverware in the drawer, and he always colors in the lines! Most times we think he's 30, not 3 - A few weeks ago, he told me "some times your p**nis just feels the music and wants to dance, so you have to let it dance!"

Finesse, yuh ask fi drama den nah read mine!

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Dear Pastor,

I have been troubled for quite a while. The problem, my girlfriend, is a sexaholic. Sometimes she wants it five times for one night. This is very taxing on my body as I work very hard and cannot keep up. The other thing is, she barks like a dog when she climaxes. This scares me and I have become afraid of her. She is very pretty and I don't want to lose her.

Pastor, is there any pill she could take to curb her sex drive? What can be done about the barking? Please, help me.

H. T., St Andrew, Jamaica

Dear H. T.,

I don't know about the barking. I do know some women make lots of noise when they climax. A man told me that his woman has embarrassed him on a number of occasions when she climaxed. In fact, at the apartment where they live, neighbours often knock on their door and beg them to take it easy because the noise is disturbing them. Some men try to push rags into the mouths of their women to prevent them from making loud noises.

Some men make lots of noise too when they are about to ejaculate. A lady once told me that she had to end the relationship with a man because of the tremendous noise he made. Some talk all sorts of nonsense, when they are in ecstasy, but I have never heard anyone barking like a dog. It must be scary, indeed.

I doubt very much that this woman can be described as a sexaholic. To some people, it is normal to have sex two, three or four times in one night. Indeed, some men brag that they have been able to satisfy their wives' needs by having sex with them two or three times per night.

Your woman is requiring much from you, but you are shocked and sorry for yourself because you have not been able to keep up. I suggest you discuss the matter with your woman and if you both agree she needs help, you may contact Sexaholic Anonymous at www.sa.org/ sexaholic.php.

[MRStee 19]

i'm gonna have to go get on fb...this is ridiculous

:blink:

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Dear Pastor,

I have been with my boyfriend for one year, but his ####### is too small and I don't get any pleasure. I suggested to him that he should have his ####### enlarged. Do you think I am right?

B.,

Dear B.,

You want my opinion. That is not my business. You think your man should have a large #######. That is between the both of you. Some women laugh at men who have small penises. In fact, they make the men feel embarrassed.

The size of a man's ####### has very little to do with good love making. But again I say, it is not my business. If you think he is too small and he should go and have his ####### enlarged and he agrees to do so, that is not my business.

Pastor

[besaangel 18]

no even try fi act like yuh nuh like ear about it tuh!!

lef mi alone lol

Dear Pastor,

I have been with my boyfriend for one year, but his ####### is too small and I don't get any pleasure. I suggested to him that he should have his ####### enlarged. Do you think I am right?

B.,

Dear B.,

You want my opinion. That is not my business. You think your man should have a large #######. That is between the both of you. Some women laugh at men who have small penises. In fact, they make the men feel embarrassed.

The size of a man's ####### has very little to do with good love making. But again I say, it is not my business. If you think he is too small and he should go and have his ####### enlarged and he agrees to do so, that is not my business.

Pastor

What the frick lol

[finesse 3]

Oh, I have baby mama drama! She decide that the sketchers school boots that I bought for him are "too nice for a 7 year old" and she should buy ####### ones that fall apart - at the same time, she buy di child a cell phone - all after a year of not even seeing him, this is her opinion in a two day visit - But, she ave no money to spend to pay the fee for him to go compete in the spelling competition - Islandwide, he was selected to represent his school -

Oooooooooooooooooooh, everybody boycott VJ till finesse get pon FB!! :bonk:

why she nuh see him for a year?

[besaangel 18]

Dear Pastor,

I have been troubled for quite a while. The problem, my girlfriend, is a sexaholic. Sometimes she wants it five times for one night. This is very taxing on my body as I work very hard and cannot keep up. The other thing is, she barks like a dog when she climaxes. This scares me and I have become afraid of her. She is very pretty and I don't want to lose her.

Pastor, is there any pill she could take to curb her sex drive? What can be done about the barking? Please, help me.

H. T., St Andrew, Jamaica

Dear H. T.,

I don't know about the barking. I do know some women make lots of noise when they climax. A man told me that his woman has embarrassed him on a number of occasions when she climaxed. In fact, at the apartment where they live, neighbours often knock on their door and beg them to take it easy because the noise is disturbing them. Some men try to push rags into the mouths of their women to prevent them from making loud noises.

Some men make lots of noise too when they are about to ejaculate. A lady once told me that she had to end the relationship with a man because of the tremendous noise he made. Some talk all sorts of nonsense, when they are in ecstasy, but I have never heard anyone barking like a dog. It must be scary, indeed.

I doubt very much that this woman can be described as a sexaholic. To some people, it is normal to have sex two, three or four times in one night. Indeed, some men brag that they have been able to satisfy their wives' needs by having sex with them two or three times per night.

Your woman is requiring much from you, but you are shocked and sorry for yourself because you have not been able to keep up. I suggest you discuss the matter with your woman and if you both agree she needs help, you may contact Sexaholic Anonymous at www.sa.org/ sexaholic.php.