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Yardies at home and a farrin, Part 27!

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MRStee
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I came home to an empty house..... I just wanna run around for 5 minutes butt nekkid :rofl:

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Its funny hearing all the mushy mushy stuff...so I have to break it up. lol My husband knows I have a herniated disk in my neck so he told me last night that the only reason he married me so that h

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EEDIAT... i swear ...LOL

LOL

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i gained 50 pounds while i was preggers. only 7 lbs left to get back where i was :D

I gained 75 with my first kid and I only have to lose 75 to get back where I was. Oh wait I forgot about what I gained with the 2nd, 3rd and 4th child so neva mine....

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I HATE reading your post because they ALWAYS bring tears to my eyes :rofl: !!!!

I know I need to get my phat rass to a gym. I had to jump on my 13 year old the other day and I couldn’t even give him a good beat down bcuz my rass was tired. I was gasping for air and then I had to lean on the bed like I was trying to calm down but really my rass needed a minute to catch my breath.....

What were those tapes you all were talking bout again :unsure: ....

dada.. omg.. please stop.. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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hey quana,

Pinckney all good, one turned 12 on saturday and he feeling himself, at this rate he not gonna live long nuff to see 13....

the oldest one got a death wish too...LOL.. lil mofo stole my car 2 weeks ago in middle of night, no drivers license, nothing, now he must be dumb as hayle cause the boy know im an insomniac, so im up off and on all night

i wake up take dog out to pee, still dont realize nothing wrong, go look in his room im LIKE WHAT!

after i got down pacing and being pissed, so i went into NINJA attack mode, i went put on a bra, an black tee shirt with my pj bottoms, head was already wrapped up in black scarf, i turned off the outside lights and cracked the front door so i could see when he pulled up

if i was a smoker probably woulda chain smoked a pack cause im just that MAD! anyway he comes inching down the road and im trying to hold my position without blowin my cover, CAUSE SEE NOW THIS IS WAR

( DISCLAIMER: FOR ALL OF YALL WHO DONT CONDONE VIOLENCE STOP READING AT THIS POINT)

He pulls in front of the house with headlights off but park lights on, doesnt turn in driveway cause his dumb azz prolly trying to figure out whats going on why the lights off....at that point i came RUNNING OUT THE HOUSE, AND I DO MEAN RUNNING... he never saw me coming, i SNATCHED THE CAR DOOR OPEN AND COMMENCED TO WHOOPING A FIT ON HIM, then i pulled him out the car and whooped him some more, his azz goes running for the house and only then do i realize im kicking my kids azz in the middle of the street inthe middle of the night. I calmly got into my idling truck with the door still open and closed it and then pulled in the driveway.

Suffice to say, I bet he wont be stealing no more cars and he learned his lesson : mom is crazy....LOL

bumbaclaaaaat!! dis funny!!!

not funny but funny still :rofl::rofl:

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hey quana,

Pinckney all good, one turned 12 on saturday and he feeling himself, at this rate he not gonna live long nuff to see 13....

the oldest one got a death wish too...LOL.. lil mofo stole my car 2 weeks ago in middle of night, no drivers license, nothing, now he must be dumb as hayle cause the boy know im an insomniac, so im up off and on all night

i wake up take dog out to pee, still dont realize nothing wrong, go look in his room im LIKE WHAT!

after i got down pacing and being pissed, so i went into NINJA attack mode, i went put on a bra, an black tee shirt with my pj bottoms, head was already wrapped up in black scarf, i turned off the outside lights and cracked the front door so i could see when he pulled up

if i was a smoker probably woulda chain smoked a pack cause im just that MAD! anyway he comes inching down the road and im trying to hold my position without blowin my cover, CAUSE SEE NOW THIS IS WAR

( DISCLAIMER: FOR ALL OF YALL WHO DONT CONDONE VIOLENCE STOP READING AT THIS POINT)

He pulls in front of the house with headlights off but park lights on, doesnt turn in driveway cause his dumb azz prolly trying to figure out whats going on why the lights off....at that point i came RUNNING OUT THE HOUSE, AND I DO MEAN RUNNING... he never saw me coming, i SNATCHED THE CAR DOOR OPEN AND COMMENCED TO WHOOPING A FIT ON HIM, then i pulled him out the car and whooped him some more, his azz goes running for the house and only then do i realize im kicking my kids azz in the middle of the street inthe middle of the night. I calmly got into my idling truck with the door still open and closed it and then pulled in the driveway.

Suffice to say, I bet he wont be stealing no more cars and he learned his lesson : mom is crazy....LOL

You tell the BEST stories I swear!!!!:rofl: :rofl: And I know you be dead serious about it too! LOL:rofl:

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congrats!!! you go girl!

bes, u right and i appreciate him, he cares about my health.. cuz babay him love di curves LOL he always compliment me and send mi text chat bout sexy.. :devil:

Ok wait wait... TMI and me no need to know all that gosh :blink:

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Bess,

girl i see belly dancing is like whining only with more hip action and hand and arm movements, its really kinda sensual. My instructor move like she made outta jello....OOOHHH Im jealous...lol

but the old yardies will tell yuh i been trying to learn how to whine for bought two years, even posted a pic on here of me doing a headstand with my fat azz....LOL..anyway i have stiffened up since i dont hang out and go out to the clubs anymore so this class is fun. You work your abs, your core your hips your legs, and your back, You really have to practice isolating muscles just to be able to do some moves and its fun, plus it gives you the added benefit of learning to do stuff with your hips, so every WEDNESDAY Im in there like :dance: at the front of the line, right in mirror like SUPA :star: and once i perfect my technique JA SOON COME.....LOL

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I HATE reading your post because they ALWAYS bring tears to my eyes :rofl: !!!!

I know I need to get my phat rass to a gym. I had to jump on my 13 year old the other day and I couldn’t even give him a good beat down bcuz my rass was tired. I was gasping for air and then I had to lean on the bed like I was trying to calm down but really my rass needed a minute to catch my breath.....

What were those tapes you all were talking bout again :unsure: ....

UMMMM WOW lol

Where? :angry:

Compared to DE... yeah unu have more jobs

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Naturalization (5 months 2 days or 155 days)

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Bess,

girl i see belly dancing is like whining only with more hip action and hand and arm movements, its really kinda sensual. My instructor move like she made outta jello....OOOHHH Im jealous...lol

but the old yardies will tell yuh i been trying to learn how to whine for bought two years, even posted a pic on here of me doing a headstand with my fat azz....LOL..anyway i have stiffened up since i dont hang out and go out to the clubs anymore so this class is fun. You work your abs, your core your hips your legs, and your back, You really have to practice isolating muscles just to be able to do some moves and its fun, plus it gives you the added benefit of learning to do stuff with your hips, so every WEDNESDAY Im in there like :dance: at the front of the line, right in mirror like SUPA :star: and once i perfect my technique JA SOON COME.....LOL

Galang gal... u too HOT... :whistle: WHine up, whine up

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01/06/10 - ♥ Got Married ♥

AOS from F-1 visa (2 months 2 1/2 weeks or 82 days)

04/14/10 - Sent AOS Package

04/26/10 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/16/10 - Biometrics letter

05/19/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/07/10 - Interview Appointment in Philly- July 7 @ 11:05 am APPROVED

07/19/10 - 2 YEAR Green Card received

Removal of Conditions (9 months 1 1/2 weeks or 285 days)

04/08/12 - Eligibility date

04/19/12 - Sent ROC Package

04/26/12 - Hardcopy NOAs Received

05/17/10 - Biometrics letter

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06/27/12 - Successful Walk-in Biometrics in Dover DE

07/05/13 - Interview letter sent/In-line notification

08/14/13 - Interview scheduled in Philly @ 1:30 pm APPROVED

11/07/13 - Oath Ceremony

 
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