blue necks

[Ban Hammer 13,634]

Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves)

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF.......

Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. ....

You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside.”.....

You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.

You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g. boiled peanuts). ....

You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits. ...

You don't know what a moon pie is. ....

You've never had an RC Cola.....

You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. ....

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.....

You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips....

You have no idea what a polecat is. ....

You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. ...

You don't have bangs. ....

You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. ....

You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"-instead of "Cokes." ....

You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich. ...

You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show....

You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. ....

You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. ...

The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway. ....

You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores....

You have more than one professional sports team in your home state....

You call binoculars opera glasses.....

You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. ....

You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)....

You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie) ....

You don't have Maw-maw's & Pawpaw's. ...

You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. ....

None of your fur coats are homemade......

You measure distance in hours……

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once……

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again. ……

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching……..

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked……….

You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife/girlfriend knows how to use them…….

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit…...

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow…...

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction…...

Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost…...

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car…..

You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

[Jenn! 918]

Proud to be a Blueneck!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Clearly, I am neither a blue neck nor a red neck... what color is my neck?

[Ric Flair 0]

Clearly, I am neither a blue neck nor a red neck... what color is my neck?

Wooooo!

*chops gupt's neck*

Now it's red

Wooooo!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Ouch.

[incanada1234 0]

Those weren't as funny as I was hoping they would be. Oh well, nice try, Chuck.

[Ban Hammer 13,634]

Those weren't as funny as I was hoping they would be. Oh well, nice try, Chuck.

understandable, your neck looks a bit blue

[incanada1234 0]

Those weren't as funny as I was hoping they would be. Oh well, nice try, Chuck.

understandable, your neck looks a bit blue

Actually, I'm with gupt - neither blue nor red. I'm...purple. Which kicks blue and red's @ss!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Actually, I'm with gupt - neither blue nor red. I'm...purple. Which kicks blue and red's @ss!

Yeah I like okra AND I can drive 65mph through a blizzard.

[Ban Hammer 13,634]

Actually, I'm with gupt - neither blue nor red. I'm...purple. Which kicks blue and red's @ss!

Yeah I like okra AND I can drive 65mph through a blizzard.

okra only fried, i hate boiled, and i've driven faster than 65 thanks to 4 wheel drive

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Actually, I'm with gupt - neither blue nor red. I'm...purple. Which kicks blue and red's @ss!

Yeah I like okra AND I can drive 65mph through a blizzard.

okra only fried, i hate boiled, and i've driven faster than 65 thanks to 4 wheel drive

4 wheel drive is for people who don't know how to drive

The driving equivalent of training wheels, if you will

[Ban Hammer 13,634]

Actually, I'm with gupt - neither blue nor red. I'm...purple. Which kicks blue and red's @ss!

Yeah I like okra AND I can drive 65mph through a blizzard.

okra only fried, i hate boiled, and i've driven faster than 65 thanks to 4 wheel drive

4 wheel drive is for people who don't know how to drive

The driving equivalent of training wheels, if you will

yeah yeah, you front wheel drive cheater. try it in a camaro or firebird then you got bragging rights.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

lol

[Fandango 1,440]

Never had okra & dunno if my car is a 4wd, lol

[incanada1234 0]

Tried okra once and hated it. Plus it sounds too much like oprah.