No speakah de English

[allynella 0]

[Melo 1]

hahahah!

The Italian who went to Detroit

One day I'ma go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat somma

breakfast. I tella the waitress I want to piss's a toast. She branga me only

one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no

understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She said you better no piss on the

plate you sonna ma ######. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna

ma ######......

Later, I go to eat somma lunch at the Drake Restraunt. The waitress

branga me spoon, ana knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me

everyone wanna fock. I tell her you know understand, I wanna fock onm the table.

She said you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma ######. I don't even know

the lady and she call me a sonna ma ######.......

So I go back to my romm inna hotel, an theres no sheet onna my bed. I

calla the manager ana tella him I wanna sheet. He tellsa me to go to the toliet,

so I say you know understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say, you better no

shot on the bed you sonna ma ######.......

I go to check out and the man at the desk say, peace to you. I say

piss onna you too, you sonna ma ######......

I go back to Italy!!!!!!

lol

the audio version of that one pwns

I do it rather well... hehehe ... coz I can mimic accents