No speakah de English

[Melo 1]

At a bus stop 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

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[almaty 19]

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hahahah!

The Italian who went to Detroit

One day I'ma go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat somma

breakfast. I tella the waitress I want to piss's a toast. She branga me only

one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no

understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She said you better no piss on the

plate you sonna ma ######. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna

ma ######......

Later, I go to eat somma lunch at the Drake Restraunt. The waitress

branga me spoon, ana knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me

everyone wanna fock. I tell her you know understand, I wanna fock onm the table.

She said you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma ######. I don't even know

the lady and she call me a sonna ma ######.......

So I go back to my romm inna hotel, an theres no sheet onna my bed. I

calla the manager ana tella him I wanna sheet. He tellsa me to go to the toliet,

so I say you know understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say, you better no

shot on the bed you sonna ma ######.......

I go to check out and the man at the desk say, peace to you. I say

piss onna you too, you sonna ma ######......

I go back to Italy!!!!!!

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[almaty 19]

[pedroh 21]

hahahah!

The Italian who went to Detroit

One day I'ma go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat somma

breakfast. I tella the waitress I want to piss's a toast. She branga me only

one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no

understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She said you better no piss on the

plate you sonna ma ######. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna

ma ######......

Later, I go to eat somma lunch at the Drake Restraunt. The waitress

branga me spoon, ana knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me

everyone wanna fock. I tell her you know understand, I wanna fock onm the table.

She said you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma ######. I don't even know

the lady and she call me a sonna ma ######.......

So I go back to my romm inna hotel, an theres no sheet onna my bed. I

calla the manager ana tella him I wanna sheet. He tellsa me to go to the toliet,

so I say you know understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say, you better no

shot on the bed you sonna ma ######.......

I go to check out and the man at the desk say, peace to you. I say

piss onna you too, you sonna ma ######......

I go back to Italy!!!!!!

lol

the audio version of that one pwns