Naturalization wobbles

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

"a mere rake, buck, blood and beast."

So you've met my college ex-boyfriend.

LMAO why?!! Cos of my zest and zeal for all things immi? I admit it is a tad scary, and i was this way pre pregnancy so I really have no excuse.

Yes! Even though I'm splitting from my husband, I promised to help him in two years with the N400 malarkey. Groan. I almost think I'd rather give him a car than have to help with that.

[Captain Oates 910]

So you've met my college ex-boyfriend.

He taught me everything I know - and now I run a food porn website called 'slowly dripping jammy dodgers'

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

He taught me everything I know - and now I run a food porn website called 'slowly dripping jammy dodgers'

Oh god, Alan. Stop it. For the love of sweet baby American Jesus, STOP IT!!! I am but a weak and feeble woman deep down inside.

[Captain Oates 910]

Oh god, Alan. Stop it. For the love of sweet baby American Jesus, STOP IT!!! I am but a weak and feeble woman deep down inside.

We need a new thread - Describe your whole day on the once a month, no holds barred, galactic pig out, distendencia, pop & drop, extravaganzotic chomp and slurp, burp and pardon devouristical megafest !

In order to preserve seemliness and sensitivity, no food with a viscosity rating over 3 may be referred to.

[TracyTN 237]

Yes! Even though I'm splitting from my husband, I promised to help him in two years with the N400 malarkey. Groan. I almost think I'd rather give him a car than have to help with that.

Eh, give him the link to VJ and let him figure it out himself.

[Captain Oates 910]

Yes! Even though I'm splitting from my husband, I promised to help him in two years with the N400 malarkey. Groan. I almost think I'd rather give him a car than have to help with that.

Is that the 5 year thing ?

He needs help ?

The ape creatures of the indus valley could do the N400 thing on their own

ps if I get an RFE now I will hide in shame

Edited June 15, 2010 by saywhat

[TracyTN 237]

Yeah he'll have to wait 5 years as a PR if they divorce.

And I agree - the N 400 is pretty damn easy.

[Captain Oates 910]

Yeah he'll have to wait 5 years as a PR if they divorce.

And I agree - the N 400 is pretty damn easy.

I would head for Safety Harbor, Florida, rent a luxury condo (cheap) and give it 9 months.

If I couldn't settle, I would retreat to Tenerife like Thor Heyerdahl did. Hawaii is same as Tenerife but too remote

If I couldn't settle there I would learn Pashtun ښتون and go back to Yorkshire

Any chap who needs a hand from his ex with a N400 application 2 years later is a bit limp eh ? I can even iron my own shirts and toast a bagel !

Elmo is better with a bunch of virtual lovers

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I would head for Safety Harbor, Florida, rent a luxury condo (cheap) and give it 9 months.

If I couldn't settle, I would retreat to Tenerife like Thor Heyerdahl did. Hawaii is same as Tenerife but too remote

If I couldn't settle there I would learn Pashtun ښتون and go back to Yorkshire

Any chap who needs a hand from his ex with a N400 application 2 years later is a bit limp eh ? I can even iron my own shirts and toast a bagel !

Elmo is better with a bunch of virtual lovers

Awww, you speak so sweetly Alan. Well, we'll see where he and I are in 2 years. We hope to still be best friends but you never no where life will take you. And he's so used to me doing everything related to immigration he's flummoxed. He'd probably stay a PR forever if it meant no difficult forms. He's a manchild, but he was MY manchild.

[Captain Oates 910]

Awww, you speak so sweetly Alan. Well, we'll see where he and I are in 2 years. We hope to still be best friends but you never no where life will take you. And he's so used to me doing everything related to immigration he's flummoxed. He'd probably stay a PR forever if it meant no difficult forms. He's a manchild, but he was MY manchild.

It's not fair - I would like to be a manchild - but every time I try it, I get called an inadequate git

So I become John Wayne/Superman/Clint and I am then called a callous, unfeeling, insensitive git

My son does a great lost puppy impression and the wimmin in Tenerife buy him drinks !

Jeez the blond 'airdresser said If I couldn't buy her $10 cocktails then I shouldn't have a GF coz I couldn't afford one .

I should have been born a swine or a puppy - us regular guys fall through the gap in the middle.

We don't complain but we do take notes

Edited June 15, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It's not fair - I would like to be a manchild - but every time I try it, I get called an inadequate git

So I become John Wayne/Superman/Clint and I am then called a callous, unfeeling, insensitive git

My son does a great lost puppy impression and the wimmin in Tenerife buy him drinks !

Jeez the blond 'airdresser said If I couldn't buy her $10 cocktails then I shouldn't have a GF coz I couldn't afford one .

I should have been born a swine or a puppy - us regular guys fall through the gap in the middle.

We don't complain but we do take notes

Well, himself is more of the puppy sort, indulged his whole life, but is actually not bad at taking care of himself when there's no woman around. He said he can't see being with another woman long term after me since I completely spoiled him. I kind of have a problem with indulging people I love at my own expense.

Manchildren aren't great in the long-term Alan -- be glad you aren't one.

[Captain Oates 910]

Well, himself is more of the puppy sort, indulged his whole life, but is actually not bad at taking care of himself when there's no woman around. He said he can't see being with another woman long term after me since I completely spoiled him. I kind of have a problem with indulging people I love at my own expense.

Manchildren aren't great in the long-term Alan -- be glad you aren't one.

Things to say on break up

A we will always be friends

b I will never be with anyone else

c.... can I borrow your lawn mower sometimes ?

d you will never take my wad alive !

Edited June 15, 2010 by saywhat

[Darnell 8,478]

We need a new thread - Describe your whole day on the once a month, no holds barred, galactic pig out, distendencia, pop & drop, extravaganzotic chomp and slurp, burp and pardon devouristical megafest !

In order to preserve seemliness and sensitivity, no food with a viscosity rating over 3 may be referred to.

Oh My. Time for curry. Agreed - need new thread.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Things to say on break up

A we will always be friends

b i will never be with anyone else

c.... can i borrow your lawn mower sometimes

A and B correct; C was "can I keep fixing your cars for you?" What woman would say no to THAT?

[Captain Oates 910]

Oh My. Time for curry. Agreed - need new thread.

I am a karahi gosht man myself

as prepared by the tribesman of the khyber on a wok but they don't call it a wok

A and B correct; C was "can I keep fixing your cars for you?" What woman would say no to THAT?

test your brakes after and before driving off

My women don't need their cars maintaining coz I always buy them a brand new one

Edited June 15, 2010 by saywhat