What's the most embarassing thing your SO ever did to you?

[Revenesque 2]

I have posted part of this story on the Vent thread in the Canada region, and folks there thought it was funny, so here it is:

I chatted with hubby about the proper way the baby should be latching on the nipple to breastfeed, that the baby have to take in the whole areola as well, not just the nipple. Otherwise, the milk doesn't flow effectively and my nipples would get really chapped and sore.

Well, hubby obviously kept the sore-chapped nipple comment in mind when we did the deed over the weekend. He suckled one of my nipples and got a shot of pre-milk liquid (colostrum) in his mouth! It surprised him (and me)that he went immediately limp--and that was the end of sex.

Edited June 11, 2010 by Revenesque

[Ladylethal 12]

Compared to you crazy couples out there mine is very tame.

I've probably embarrassed my husband a few times over the years but the one thing I can remember that he's done was the first time he met my father (he had met my mom and brothers on a previous trip but my dad was away due to work), we weren't even engaged yet but everyone knew it was serious between us, so it was that type of meeting like, "impress the future FIL".

My dad offered him a piece of his very expensive, very smelly french cheese (it was some type of Roquefort, if I recall it correctly) and Luis after having chewed on it a couple of times spat it back on his hand and ran to the kitchen sink to wash his tongue. LOL On the kitchen sink! We all laughed a lot but my dad had that look of "wuss" on his face.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Well, *I* remember it. I'll PM Lisa with the gory details.

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

I have posted part of this story on the Vent thread in the Canada region, and folks there thought it was funny, so here it is:

I chatted with hubby about the proper way the baby should be latching on the nipple to breastfeed, that the baby have to take in the whole areola as well, not just the nipple. Otherwise, the milk doesn't flow effectively and my nipples would get really chapped and sore.

Well, hubby obviously kept the sore-chapped nipple comment in mind when we did the deed over the weekend. He suckled one of my nipples and got a shot of pre-milk liquid (colostrum) in his mouth! It surprised him (and me)that he went immediately limp--and that was the end of sex.

[Ladylethal 12]

LOL Charles! I agree.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

But amusing!