What's the most embarassing thing your SO ever did to you?

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Well, I'm aghast. You should have sent her to the cornfield for that one.

Cornfield? I have an urban garden on my terrace, will that do?

[Krikit 1,164]

My wife once took over 5 minutes to bring my friends and I our beers. And that wasn't the worst of it, she got me Coors Light when she knows well I won't touch that stuff.

You can imagine how embarrassed I was. I gave her a good talking-to after they were gone and I am confident she shan't be doing that again.

Goodness. I hope she got a good spanking!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Cornfield? I have an urban garden on my terrace, will that do?

Yes, if she never comes back.

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Yes, if she never comes back.

A wife who never comes back won't serve the purpose, now will she? The focus isn't on punishment, it's on behavior modification.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

A wife who never comes back won't serve the purpose, now will she? The focus isn't on punishment, it's on behavior modification.

Well, don't you have one on the backburner for such emergencies? I mean, forgetting to wash your shirt is one thing, but a Coors Light? That's grounds for dismissal.

Clearly you're more enlightened and metrosexual than I expect my men to be.

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Well, don't you have one on the backburner for such emergencies? I mean, forgetting to wash your shirt is one thing, but a Coors Light? That's grounds for dismissal.

Clearly you're more enlightened and metrosexual than I expect my men to be.

She has potential. I can see it in her. I've done quite well for myself recognizing talent and potential in others. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Now all I have to do is cut through a lifetime of poor upbringing (her blue collar parents do make me quite ill) and I believe I'll have a real gem on my hands.

Oh yes, I do love a good challenge.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

She has potential. I can see it in her. I've done quite well for myself recognizing talent and potential in others. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Now all I have to do is cut through a lifetime of poor upbringing (her blue collar parents do make me quite ill) and I believe I'll have a real gem on my hands.

Oh yes, I do love a good challenge.

Interesting. Are you familiar with the Julian chap in our UK sub-forum? I have a feeling you two might get along most swimmingly.

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Interesting. Are you familiar with the Julian chap in our UK sub-forum? I have a feeling you two might get along most swimmingly.

The UK forum? Sorry I don't normally go slumming.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

The UK forum? Sorry I don't normally go slumming.

Indeed. OT is certainly a step up, it's true, for all we discuss in there is football and gin, I'm afraid.

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

Indeed. OT is certainly a step up, it's true, for all we discuss in there is football and gin, I'm afraid.

and footies.

[Autumnchik 6]

My wife once took over 5 minutes to bring my friends and I our beers. And that wasn't the worst of it, she got me Coors Light when she knows well I won't touch that stuff.

You can imagine how embarrassed I was. I gave her a good talking-to after they were gone and I am confident she shan't be doing that again.

Oh you poor thing. I'm appalled. My story pales in comparison to the horror you have experienced.

BTW, love YOUR story, Maven.

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Oh you poor thing. I'm appalled. My story pales in comparison to the horror you have experienced.

Indeed. All women have hoo-haa's, so no shock to anyone there. But not all men are fortunate enough to have a woman who honors and obeys their man. For a little while there, I thought I wasn't one of them. I'm happy to say the situation has since been rectified and no subsequent errors of judgment have occurred.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Indeed. All women have hoo-haa's, so no shock to anyone there. But not all men are fortunate enough to have a woman who honors and obeys their man. For a little while there, I thought I wasn't one of them. I'm happy to say the situation has since been rectified and no subsequent errors of judgment have occurred.

They don't? Who did they marry? My wife has never embarrassed me. If we had been caught shagging in the forest, I would not be embarrassed about it. I would have a hard time getting my arm into the leg of her jeans let alone...oh never mind.

[thongd4me 69]

I really can't compete with the OP on this one, but suffice it to say my wife has NEVER

embarassed me.

However, on one occasion there was monumental POTENTIAL for embarassment.

We had known each other for around 14 months before we met in person and we

treated each other like long lost spouses on the first night we were together in Bangkok.

We stayed at a hotel, but the next morning the plan was to meet her ex-husband AND son.

I'm not Catholic but I DID say a few Hail Marys before sucking it up and meeting them.

The meeting was a good one and I had no problems with either of them since that day.

Thinking of what they could do or say was a waste of time, nobody was embarassed on

either side and that was the beginning of a great month together with frequent meetings

with her ex husband and son. It's better to get the events with a potential for disaster

over quickly and do everything above board. That was her intent and to this day I marvel

at her wisdom.

As she is here, her ex husband is doing well caring for her affiairs in Thailand and her son

has just graduated from the top university in Thailand (Chulalongkorn).

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My wife has never embarrassed me.

When I grow up, I want to be just like you.

/mancrush