Help my language please !!!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Is it legal for the Irish Bostoners to do it with the Welsh Bostoners ?

I know it's illegal still in South Carolina unless it takes place outside city limits and the Irish parent signs to be responsible for the result

It's been perfectly legal since the Potato-Leek War of 2003, thank you VERY much.

[Captain Oates 911]

This hurts me. Haven't read all the subsequent responses yet but needed to express this immediately.

I have took

I have came

I have drank

I should of went...all aneurism territory for me.

wow my OH uses all of these

Her mom is from Arkansas

I dare not tell her she is wrong or she will cut off my meatloaf

[Krikit 1,164]

Mmmmmmmm. Potato leek soup.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Mmmmmmmm. Potato leek soup.

Indeed. This may be a joke only Julez gets, but -- Cream of Celery?

wow my OH uses all of these

Her mom is from Arkansas

I dare not tell her she is wrong or she will cut off my meatloaf

That would be very sad. Meatloaf is delicious and should not be wasted or withheld without good reason.

[Captain Oates 911]

Indeed. This may be a joke only Julez gets, but -- Cream of Celery?

That would be very sad. Meatloaf is delicious and should not be wasted or withheld without good reason.

The world knows that the Amerkanski men are well under the thumb of the wimmin. One word of backchat and it's wop lop and bobitt time. Help you find it ? - here's a flashlight - go look yourself and don't say I never give you anything.

Hence all the men go on the internet and work out their frustrations abusing spotty students on chat sites - which has saved many a marital shallow grave situation.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

The world knows that the Amerkanski men are well under the thumb of the wimmin. One word of backchat and it's wop lop and bobitt time. Help you find it ? - here's a flashlight - go look yourself and don't say I never give you anything.

Hence all the men go on the internet and work out their frustrations abusing spotty students on chat sites - which has saved many a marital shallow grave situation.

Well, that'll be you soon enough, sir. Technically speaking. Good to see you're using VJ as your training ground for your incipient frustrations.

[Captain Oates 911]

Well, that'll be you soon enough, sir. Technically speaking. Good to see you're using VJ as your training ground for your incipient frustrations.

Oh no VJ is my friend and so is my chucky and owl etc. I love VJ it's the best and the gentlest and very well behaved.

When I need to release energy I just go to a green site and log on as 'BPShareholder' and see what happens..

It's like that bomb on batman - it says bomb on the side so it must be.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Oh no VJ is my friend and so is my chucky and owl etc. I love VJ it's the best and the gentlest and very well behaved.

When I need to release energy I just go to a green site and log on as 'BPShareholder' and see what happens..

It's like that bomb on batman - it says bomb on the side so it must be.

Oh well, that's all right then.

As long as I am still Internet Girlfriend No 1 and that other woman is No 2.

[twowls 217]

Oh well, that's all right then.

As long as I am still Internet Girlfriend No 1 and that other woman is No 2.

*methodically filing talons down to sharp points while staring off into the middle distance*

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

*methodically filing talons down to sharp points while staring off into the middle distance*

You don't frighten me, with your beak and your feathers, you hussy.

[twowls 217]

I am having mincie moo moo big brown eyes for tea - no that was yesterday - tonight I am on a cabbage and something plus rhubarb pie !

Those posts on the diet thread have made me ravenous. Them big gals sure know how to tickle a chap's taste glands.

Never go back to a skinny bird after you have had your glands tickled by a big lass

Bwyd Time!

[twowls 217]

Erm, a bit late in the day this perhaps, and maybe not exactly the most useful bit of information this, and could just be a wild boast but I wuz lewkin at yon wiki entry on Lanky Twang and that and found

"the word "lunch", now in worldwide usage, actually originates from Lancashire."

But it seems that there int much squabble o'er lunch but more o'er dinner and tea, like, but I just felt obliged to point out this extraordinary fact.

Ee.. by 'eck!!

[twowls 217]

rogue bird alert! mr. owl wants to play I see. now how will I ever identify myself as the american one?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Mr Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Krikit 1,164]

rogue bird alert! mr. owl wants to play I see. now how will I ever identify myself as the american one?

Stop using the same account! It's too confusing. lol