Help my language please !!!

[twowls 217]

This is hot stuff indeed. Wow, do you want the chiffon nightie this time or shall I wear it? I also think the idea of a library setting is still pretty scorchio for such frolics. I'll be over in the corner, reading Either/Or and the latest copy of OK! magazine alternately.

Library, check. You take the chiffon; I'll be in Philosophy reading Being and Wearing Nothingness and biting the tip of my librarian spectacles in faux consternation.

[Captain Oates 911]

This is hot stuff indeed. Wow, do you want the chiffon nightie this time or shall I wear it? I also think the idea of a library setting is still pretty scorchio for such frolics. I'll be over in the corner, reading Either/Or and the latest copy of OK! magazine alternately.

Lace please... nothing too skimpy

and no American dustbin lid ceramic armoured bras -- Marks and Spencer cannot be surpassed

This is very tasteful also >>>

http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bra-helpinghands.jpg

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Oh no, it's La Perla all the way for me.

Library, check. You take the chiffon; I'll be in Philosophy reading Being and Wearing Nothingness and biting the tip of my librarian spectacles in faux consternation.

T'awesome.

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh no, it's La Perla all the way for me.

T'awesome.

how naked chicks should look:

http://funnyfreepics.com/images/naked_chicks.jpg

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

We won't BE naked though.

[Captain Oates 911]

We won't BE naked though.

Good

naked is very un-naturalastic

If we had meant to be seen naked we would have been given fur or feathers or ridges of scales (jeez my ex ma in law gets into everything)or born with head to toe camouflage tattoos like flat fish's backs (there she is again)

I reckon that female cloud of gas in star trek had it right - constantly changing and swirling with no embroidery work or credit card required - and able to change into miss world with a single thought

Female clouds of gas are quite unfeminine really, and it was quite a stretch for gene rottenberries to make an episode around one

[twowls 217]

Lace please... nothing too skimpy

and no American dustbin lid ceramic armoured bras -- Marks and Spencer cannot be surpassed

This is very tasteful also >>>

http://thebeautybrai...elpinghands.jpg

My eyes!!!!!!!! You've won this round, sir.

But in all seriousness, Agent Provocateur for all your dirty/classy ticklefight needs.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

My eyes!!!!!!!! You've won this round, sir.

But in all seriousness, Agent Provocateur for all your dirty/classy ticklefight needs.

Amen, sister. Now I must away to a lavish supper. Or dinner?

[arwilson80 0]

It's not just me then... it 'annoys' me when i hear all the 'American English', but it's OK. I use it ocassionally in work just to annoy people.

And, maybe someone would care to enlighten me - i read page 1 & page 4 of this thread... how exactly did the deviation occur from the initial post?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Ummm, that would probably be because I got involved in the posting, and I am terrible about turning things off topic.

[Y&E 12]

I hate it too, but I've learnt to view this as just another dialect. I moved to Yorkshire from NZ and if I hate that they can't use present tense, i.e. 'I was sat' rather than 'I was sitting', so I just learnt to get over it. Nothing you can do to help people if they can't speak properly.

naked is very un-naturalastic

did you mean unnatural?

[twowls 217]

And, maybe someone would care to enlighten me - i read page 1 & page 4 of this thread... how exactly did the deviation occur from the initial post?

Anatomy of a threadjack: First I have to manage to insult good people on an utterly innocuous thread, then maven has to propose a duel, then there's the requisite jello wrestling.

But look--we can bring it back, IRREGARDLESS.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Anatomy of a threadjack: First I have to manage to insult good people on an utterly innocuous thread, then maven has to propose a duel, then there's the requisite jello wrestling.

But look--we can bring it back, IRREGARDLESS.

I couldn't of said it better unless I'd drank from the well of knowledge.

So, how's 3pm EDT treating you for our librarian ticklefest? I'm just fiddling with the webcam right now to set up the live feed.

[Captain Oates 911]

Actually, American English and Bushisms appear to be merging.

I heard a politician saying he had 'misremembered it wrong' last night.

If Congressmen can do this, what linguistic chimeras will emanate from aisle 13 in Walmart ?

I predict American English will follow and merge with Borneo pidgin English so that by the year 2015, Prince Philip will be referred to as 'Man belong Quinn'

[twowls 217]

I couldn't of said it better unless I'd drank from the well of knowledge.

So, how's 3pm EDT treating you for our librarian ticklefest? I'm just fiddling with the webcam right now to set up the live feed.

I'll pencil it in. Right after I accidentally drop my pencil from where it pins my tousled hair in place and bend low and slow to pick it up again.