Help my language please !!!

[twowls 217]

Clarificationism and enlightenmentality re Pat Robertson

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." –Pat Robertson

ps it's not easy for thinking Europeans to emigrate to the U.S and not feel a bit dizzy at first.

It's not easy for thinking Americans either--I've been dizzy for 35 years. It's why I can't wear high heels. Just one more reason to hate Pat Robertson--crimes against my sartorial freedom.

[Krikit 1,164]

P.S.

it's = it is

its = its

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh, come on, now. Feminists don't practice witchcraft. That's a bit OTT.

If they could, that lesbian in Bradford could have conjured up a free beer for herself and her buddyesse

.. and me

Sorry to conflaterize lesbianisming and femininitude and I do realizate the diff

Praps their powers are like a battery and can be dississipated - and so she was saving it for any feminista who made a movementing action on her chum - in - chief

Edited June 6, 2010 by saywhat

[Captain Oates 911]

It's not easy for thinking Americans either--I've been dizzy for 35 years. It's why I can't wear high heels. Just one more reason to hate Pat Robertson--crimes against my sartorial freedom.

AS a quick aside, when I was in England last week, two people said I was getting shorter.

I have an inside leg of 31" in England and 30" in the U.S. - but now my 30 inch Levis are dragging in the dust like dopey's cloak.

Is there any evidence that Big G has turned up the gravitational pull in the U.S to punish us for electing a Kenyan with ancestral roots in Yorkshire on his mum's side ? My leg shortening could be an unintended consequence of this and I want to complain and ask for a lowering of gravity in Central Washington; but as I can't get down to Crawford just now, I don't know anyone else who could convey the complaint in person.

[twowls 217]

AS a quick aside, when I was in England last week, two people said I was getting shorter.

I have an inside leg of 31" in England and 30" in the U.S. - but now my 30 inch Levis are dragging in the dust like dopey's cloak.

Is there any evidence that Big G has turned up the gravitational pull in the U.S to punish us for electing a Kenyan with ancestral roots in Yorkshire on his mum's side ? My leg shortening could be an unintended consequence of this and I want to complain and ask for a lowering of gravity in Central Washington; but as I can't get down to Crawford just now, I don't know anyone else who could convey the complaint in person.

Intriguing theory. But I think it's pronounced "Muslim Commie Socialist Fascist Kenyan Nazi." Or in red state speak, "Muslin." Aaand we're back to textiles. Maybe your trousers are muslin commies as well, just redistributing your height-wealth for the fun.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I walk away for a couple of hours and I find all this going on? Alan, stop flirting with twowls.

twowls -- pistols at dawn!

[Captain Oates 911]

Intriguing theory. But I think it's pronounced "Muslim Commie Socialist Fascist Kenyan Nazi." Or in red state speak, "Muslin." Aaand we're back to textiles. Maybe your trousers are muslin commies as well, just redistributing your height-wealth for the fun.

That's IT !

Hitlerite pinko nazi communist ** hag wimmin's libbers have infiltrated the vietnamese sweat shop that makes my jeans and has sneakily altered the standard patterns to make Americans believe they are becoming shorter and therefore get depressed and retreat inside their own borders !

It's all so simple and I should have realized before

I will counteract this by restretcherising 24 hours a day upside down on a teeter hangup with adjustable gravity boots and fight back against this anti - American conspiracy:

Here is the patriotic device I will be using

http://www.greendoorwellness.ca/images/Teeter%20Hang%20Ups%20Gravity%20Boots%20large.jpg

[twowls 217]

I walk away for a couple of hours and I find all this going on? Alan, stop flirting with twowls.

twowls -- pistols at dawn!

Oh, claiming all the good ones are you? First the mighty specimen that is Julian, now this? I'm onto you. But too dizzy to aim true with a pistol. Flame throwers around brunch?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Oh, claiming all the good ones are you? First the mighty specimen that is Julian, now this? I'm onto you. But too dizzy to aim true with a pistol. Flame throwers around brunch?

Oh, I dumped Julian AGES ago. Really, he was just too demanding and not half as clever as sweet Alan when it comes to whizzbang wordsmithery.

Flame throwers is fine, but I usually challenge my female foes to ticklefests in lingerie.

[DanielParul 50]

Yeah emote is a legit word. It usually means a more dramatic delivery than simple expression of thought. Actors emote, for instance.

Drug is one of those technically incorrect forms that is sort of tied to regional dialect and will probably become accepted at some point.

My personal flinch-makers:

"I have drank..." The form is drunk, as in "I have often drunk more than I should."

"I could of..." I could *have*.

That's it for now before my eye starts twitching.

Thank you! I have heard most of those phrases so many times here that it actually made me think if its me whose been saying it incorrect all my life.

[Captain Oates 911]

Thank you! I have heard most of those phrases so many times here that it actually made me think if its me whose been saying it incorrect all my life.

Heard another 'I thought you had borrowed me that ' yesterday

Natch, I correctified the evilistic perpetratiser - but there was no sign of recissitudinal apologecticness

didn't expectorant it really - she revels in winding me up with her assaulticisms upon the English language

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh, I dumped Julian AGES ago. Really, he was just too demanding and not half as clever as sweet Alan when it comes to whizzbang wordsmithery.

Flame throwers is fine, but I usually challenge my female foes to ticklefests in lingerie.

nuff to go around once you discard me quivering, worn out and frazzled - as you have so many others before including watsistrousers...

[twowls 217]

Flame throwers is fine, but I usually challenge my female foes to ticklefests in lingerie.

Um, you can stop right there. Mr. twowls has just signed on as referee and I'm pre-ripping the seams of my down pillows as we speak for maximum sexxxyfeather asplosions.

[Captain Oates 911]

Um, you can stop right there. Mr. twowls has just signed on as referee and I'm pre-ripping the seams of my down pillows as we speak for maximum sexxxyfeather asplosions.

Hum mind boggles.

Don't know about owls and silent flight feathers

Once tried it on with a eider duck, but I couldn't get up for down

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'm pre-ripping the seams of my down pillows as we speak for maximum sexxxyfeather asplosions.

This is hot stuff indeed. Wow, do you want the chiffon nightie this time or shall I wear it? I also think the idea of a library setting is still pretty scorchio for such frolics. I'll be over in the corner, reading Either/Or and the latest copy of OK! magazine alternately.