Help my language please !!!

[Captain Oates 911]

Alan, watching an ad for Yorkshire in the back of an NYC taxi.

do I get a point for that?

1.5

I think you are down to 5.5 now !

yorkshire airlines - this is the dog's

[twowls 217]

Alan, watching an ad for Yorkshire in the back of an NYC taxi.

do I get a point for that?

Hurry up. I'm delicate at the moment and want you in Burbank. No I don't know why. Stop pestering me.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Hurry up. I'm delicate at the moment and want you in Burbank. No I don't know why. Stop pestering me.

You'll have to wait until Wednesday, Owl. I am out swanning about in Connecticut until then, speaking in my Valley Girl/Thurston Howell III unholy alliance of an accent, yachting at sunset while sipping a Sidecar, prepping it up in my madras bikini, etc. Most crucially, I shall be paying a visit to my alma mater to study some of the more curious tomes of cerebral sexehsmackdowns I once pored over in my younger (but not that much younger) years. I shall return to Burbank, my mind and skills honed to the keenest of edges. And I'll be picking up some new outfits too, natch, for whenever you feel your extensions are finally ready.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

1.5

I think you are down to 5.5 now !

yorkshire airlines - this is the dog's

Jesus, was that Hale and Pace?

Curious how I can earn half a point in backing you up. Maybe I get all the way up to the moment where it seems like I'm just about to... back you up, and then say nah, the moment's passed.

[twowls 217]

You'll have to wait until Wednesday, Owl. I am out swanning about in Connecticut until then, speaking in my Valley Girl/Thurston Howell III unholy alliance of an accent, yachting at sunset while sipping a Sidecar, prepping it up in my madras bikini, etc. Most crucially, I shall be paying a visit to my alma mater to study some of the more curious tomes of cerebral sexehsmackdowns I once pored over in my younger (but not that much younger) years. I shall return to Burbank, my mind and skills honed to the keenest of edges. And I'll be picking up some new outfits too, natch, for whenever you feel your extensions are finally ready.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Fine, fine. Well, you have five days to get that weave looking insouciantly tousled in a bun.