Help my language please !!!

[Captain Oates 911]

You dont scare me.. Alan will protect me Hez mah hero

Been doing a bit of racist bashing so I have been busy.

Being English, I believe in forming an orderly queue and I don't approve of everyone rushing the bus at once. Anyway I can't have my keyboard littered with underwear and feathers and things from walmart pharmacy coz it covers up my tab button.

Elmo's fire is therefore in poll position but all other fowls and mammals should hang in there in case of a failed engine when the flag drops.

Supporting my ridiculous posts on other threads will earn browny points however so the pecking order is not set in stone for all time and we are all as good as our last post

The last post ? Isn't that a funeral tune ?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You dont scare me.. Alan will protect me Hez mah hero

I have well and truly boxed myself into a corner. My moment of madness (not, may I add, on Clapham Common) has weakened my position to deny you entry to the harem of saywhat as I might have done but yesterday. Plus, I got all swoony thinking about frolicking in the surf and lying down like chocolate marshmallows or some such, so my brain is more than usually muddled.

I take my punishment; if you are in, I must let you in. But if you think you can borrow my bottles of scent and lingerie you have another thing coming!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Been doing a bit of racist bashing so I have been busy.

Being English, I believe in forming an orderly queue and I don't approve of everyone rushing the bus at once. Anyway I can't have my keyboard littered with underwear and feathers and things from walmart pharmacy coz it covers up my tab button.

Elmo's fire is therefore in poll position but all other fowls and mammals should hang in there in case of a failed engine when the flag drops.

Supporting my ridiculous posts on other threads will earn browny points however so the pecking order is not set in stone for all time and we are all as good as our last post

The last post ? Isn't that a funeral tune ?

I will work extra hard to be sufficiently saucy, demure and intellectually stimulating in turn in order to keep that pole position. Only sad because I must post from my iPhone so my posts may be slow and short today, and not in line with what might be under more normal circumstances.

[Captain Oates 911]

Plus, I got all swoony thinking about frolicking in the surf and lying down like chocolate marshmallows or some such, so my brain is more than usually muddled.

I had forgotten about that. Hows about getting a one piece swimming suite and diving into the gulf, returning to the beach and putting shaving cream on your head and saying "How's that for a chocolate eclaire missis ? "

[twowls 217]

and things from walmart pharmacy

there's no reason to bring valtrex into this. it's an important medicine. I hear.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I had forgotten about that. Hows about getting a one piece swimming suite and diving into the gulf, returning to the beach and putting shaving cream on your head and saying "How's that for a chocolate eclaire missis ? "

Not the shaving cream! Have you any idea what that does to one's tumbling locks?

there's no reason to bring valtrex into this. it's an important medicine. I hear.

Well, that's far outside my sphere of knowledge.

[Captain Oates 911]

there's no reason to bring valtrex into this. it's an important medicine. I hear.

I was thinking off

http://www.backyardpoultrymag.com/issues/2/2-5/Laura_E_John.html

An essential step in reaching this goal is to maintain a healthy and parasite-free flock of birds.

[twowls 217]

:hmm: I suppose so. I mean, when you're going to be pitted against my sexeh hair (all my own) you need all the help you can get. But it's YOUR responsibility this time to send out apologies to the superfans, on violet-scented notepaper in your charmingly messy scrawl. I shall take the extra time to flatter Alan as much as possible all over VJ to atone for my temporary emotional madness and fleeting thoughts of infidelity. And to spend some time practising my opening soliloquy too.

Violets!! Seriously my favorite scent. But I was thinking more apology swag after the mugs--this time some commemorative punny caps with beer holders and the tubing, whatever those are called. EZ-DRANKs? "I watched an owl and a maven throw down and all I got was this lousy substitute liver."

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

elmo's fire :rofl:

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Violets!! Seriously my favorite scent. But I was thinking more apology swag after the mugs--this time some commemorative punny caps with beer holders and the tubing, whatever those are called. EZ-DRANKs? "I watched an owl and a maven throw down and all I got was this lousy substitute liver."

The Herbal Essences Tousle Me Softly line is violet scented and I use it primarily for that. Lovely to shake out your hair all day and smell violets. YOU may share my bottle of scent but not THAT woman.

Liking the EZ-Drank idea. As long as it's tastefully done, I rather like the idea of commemmorative headgear-cum-alcohol delivery system. Yes, let's.

elmo's fire :rofl:

You little minx!

[twowls 217]

I was thinking off

http://www.backyardp...ura_E_John.html

An essential step in reaching this goal is to maintain a healthy and parasite-free flock of birds.

Parasite, para bright,

The first lil nit I see tonight,

I wish I may, I wish I mite,

Have the bug I fly tonight.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Mavens are nit-free by nature.

[Captain Oates 911]

Infidelity ?

Is that like not being a Muslim ?

Edited June 10, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Infidelity ?

Is that like not being a Muslim ?

No, it's like being a floozyish and wanton Maven, willing to drop trou at the mere ghost of an old flame.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Alan, watching an ad for Yorkshire in the back of an NYC taxi.

do I get a point for that?