Help my language please !!!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It's a deal

Not selling BP for 10 years so I just won't look. This time next year it will all be forgotten about - like the war of independance and 1812 and the burning of the white house and george bush goosing the queen

It's going to really smash a lot of pension funds in the US and UK and drop the tax take US and UK and unemploymentise a lot of people in the South. Mr O is killing the golden goose that lays the plastic egg - something like that. Two geeses in 1 post mr bush !

Luckily my pensions are 100% guaranteed by Her Majesty and inflation proofed - and I sold my BP at the top and bought it back 30% down - so I already have my life back as they say.

It's no joke though

Best not to look. As someone with a pension fund background, it's all about the long-term, the long game. Patience was drummed into me. When you have future pensioners on your books who are likely to still be working when you're long past retired (and possibly dead) yourself you learn to look at the far horizon. It may be no joke but ultimately this is one disaster amongst disasters. I am appalled by what happened but the governance girl in me sees this as the defining moment for BP and the oil and gas industry to make meaningful and robust structural changes.

I won't bore everyone with my scintillating discussion about the merits of chasing beta when everyone is still obsessed with alpha. I think that's probably for the best.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Where can I get one of these and is it all in the price ?

http://www.fullerhea...nd-styles.shtml

Depends on who your stylist is. I would steer clear of ones named Julio, Alan, if you seek a haircut that has it "all in."

[Captain Oates 911]

Best not to look. As someone with a pension fund background, it's all about the long-term, the long game. Patience was drummed into me. When you have future pensioners on your books who are likely to still be working when you're long past retired (and possibly dead) yourself you learn to look at the far horizon. It may be no joke but ultimately this is one disaster amongst disasters. I am appalled by what happened but the governance girl in me sees this as the defining moment for BP and the oil and gas industry to make meaningful and robust structural changes.

I won't bore everyone with my scintillating discussion about the merits of chasing beta when everyone is still obsessed with alpha. I think that's probably for the best.

heck it's uncanny - I was Treasurer of a £58 mill pension fund. I am a FCCA (pronounced ...) - ask anyone if I am. BP down 17% today alone - wish I had the guts to go for it. That thing will double by this time next year and those 40 pelicans at 10 mill each can be afforded.. All the fund managers want it off their investment list for the qtr end so they are dumping it

Even S&P rated it a 4 star buy today

Wow it will take nerve and vision and stupidity to buy it. I bet Warren Buffy the vampire killer is buying it.

I will wait til nearer qtr end or for 100% spill cap day - or Mr O apology to Tony day - or hell freeze over day - then I might just do it.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

heck it's uncanny - I was Treasurer of a £58 mill pension fund. I am a FCCA (pronounced ...) - ask anyone if I am. BP down 17% today alone - wish I had the guts to go for it. That thing will double by this time next year and those 40 pelicans at 10 mill each can be afforded.. All the fund managers want it off their investment list for the qtr end so they are dumping it

Even S&P rated it a 4 star buy today

Wow it will take nerve and vision and stupidity to buy it. I bet Warren Buffy the vampire killer is buying it.

I will wait til nearer qtr end or for 100% spill cap day - or Mr O apology to Tony day - or hell freeze over day - then I might just do it.

I knew there a reason VJ brought me to you, Alan -- pension geekery! Ours was something like £15bn assets under management when I left -- god knows where it is now. BP is an awesome buy right now -- if I had your squillions I would be snaffling it up.

Fund managers -- oh god, don't get me started on those sheeple. In fact idiot boy tonight started his life at one of the big FMs -- I was his client all those moons ago.

[twowls 217]

Sweet baby jesus where's the chaperone? That's the last time I leave you kids in the house alone like this. There are empty bottles and feathers e v e r y w h e r e. Eh, leave it til tomorrow. Everyone into bed now and no reading under the blanket. I will know.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Sorry, Owl. 'T'won't happen again. We got a little carried away.

[Krikit 1,164]

It's hard to keep a good drunk down. Sorry.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It's hard to keep a good drunk down. Sorry.

Oi! I resemble that remark.

[Captain Oates 911]

I knew there a reason VJ brought me to you, Alan -- pension geekery! Ours was something like £15bn assets under management when I left -- god knows where it is now. BP is an awesome buy right now -- if I had your squillions I would be snaffling it up.

Fund managers -- oh god, don't get me started on those sheeple. In fact idiot boy tonight started his life at one of the big FMs -- I was his client all those moons ago.

BP up 13 % just last 2 hours

If it goes down again I am in

off to look for a poyme to keep the owl on board coz she is getting her feathers ruffled

ok here it is: (VJ won't let me put pusssy)

The Owl and the pusssy-cat went to sea

In a beautiful pea green boat,

They took some honey, and plenty of money,

Wrapped up in a five pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,

And sang to a small guitar,

'O lovely pusssy! O pusssy my love,

What a beautiful pusssy you are,

You are,

You are!

What a beautiful pusssy you are!'

II

Pusssy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!

How charmingly sweet you sing!

O let us be married! too long we have tarried:

But what shall we do for a ring?'

They sailed away, for a year and a day,

To the land where the Bong-tree grows

And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood

With a ring at the end of his nose,

His nose,

His nose,

With a ring at the end of his nose.

.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

well, sassycat Maven is touched deep down in her dark little heart.

BP looking like an interesting bet!

On the Canadian/US border as I type, hieing my way back to the harem and prepping for Saturday's big tussle with Owl.

[Captain Oates 911]

well, sassycat Maven is touched deep down in her dark little heart.

BP looking like an interesting bet!

On the Canadian/US border as I type, hieing my way back to the harem and prepping for Saturday's big tussle with Owl.

Saturday is the day !

just checking out the pubs for good screens and ungassy ale

The US actually beat England 40 years ago and there was a shocked silence that lasted many years and a huge increase in the suicide rate (in England)

I predict the fall of the realm if it happens again

It's a no win situation for me - If we win then I will be grouched at and called a snotty Brit and anti-American and possibly get fed poisoned meat loaf

If we lose then ---- I need to lock my guns up and mail myself the key so I have a few days to recover my poise

[twowls 217]

BP up 13 % just last 2 hours

If it goes down again I am in

off to look for a poyme to keep the owl on board coz she is getting her feathers ruffled

ok here it is: (VJ won't let me put pusssy)

The Owl and the pusssy-cat went to sea

In a beautiful pea green boat,

They took some honey, and plenty of money,

Wrapped up in a five pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,

And sang to a small guitar,

'O lovely pusssy! O pusssy my love,

What a beautiful pusssy you are,

You are,

You are!

What a beautiful pusssy you are!'

II

Pusssy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!

How charmingly sweet you sing!

O let us be married! too long we have tarried:

But what shall we do for a ring?'

They sailed away, for a year and a day,

To the land where the Bong-tree grows

And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood

With a ring at the end of his nose,

His nose,

His nose,

With a ring at the end of his nose.

.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves! Yay, more poyms please.

[twowls 217]

Saturday is the day !

just checking out the pubs for good screens and ungassy ale

The US actually beat England 40 years ago and there was a shocked silence that lasted many years and a huge increase in the suicide rate (in England)

I predict the fall of the realm if it happens again

It's a no win situation for me - If we win then I will be grouched at and called a snotty Brit and anti-American and possibly get fed poisoned meat loaf

If we lose then ---- I need to lock my guns up and mail myself the key so I have a few days to recover my poise

Saturday, yikes. Can we push it back a little? I have to get extensions so that when my messy bun is yanked loose, there's a dramatic cascade of unruly locks.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Saturday, yikes. Can we push it back a little? I have to get extensions so that when my messy bun is yanked loose, there's a dramatic cascade of unruly locks.

:hmm: I suppose so. I mean, when you're going to be pitted against my sexeh hair (all my own) you need all the help you can get. But it's YOUR responsibility this time to send out apologies to the superfans, on violet-scented notepaper in your charmingly messy scrawl. I shall take the extra time to flatter Alan as much as possible all over VJ to atone for my temporary emotional madness and fleeting thoughts of infidelity. And to spend some time practising my opening soliloquy too.

[Nina~ 431]

WHAT?????

twowls, where are you? We need to take this interloping pretender downdowndowntown stat. No time for my fluffy boudoir kitten-heeled mules, pass me my hairbrush and microfilm, I am taking this "Nina" out.

There is hardly enough room for Owl in Alan's life after me, though she is getting more gracious about this. Alan does not have a No 3 Internet Girlfriend! No! No!

You dont scare me.. Alan will protect me Hez mah hero