Help my language please !!!

[Krikit 1,164]

I can't think of another way to pronounce nuclear! lol

*wanders off to pull up google so she can figure out what they're talking about*

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Holy cannoli, the Owl speaketh the truth.

I think I can no longer speak my mother tongue without feeling deep, deep shame and rip-roaring ANGER.

[twowls 217]

I never said he made sense Gemmie, just that he had buckets of ducats hanging around.

I am very, very afraid of the Owl(s) today. I shall hunker down in my hotel room here in Toronto, for it is raining outside and Mavens melt in the rain. You win this round, Ms Owl, but watch out when we have a Very Special Episode of UK VJ: Librarian Sexxxyfighting. You will live to rue the day you crossed me!

I don't want to win by concession!!! I only want to win huskily and featherily and librarianily. Sigh. I will look forward to the day I get to rue the day, then. But remember that this isn't just about us, Maven. There are people counting on us, putting down bets and ordering presale tickets, desperate to know who shall emerge victorious, lying sleepless amid twisted sheets, unable to eat or work or think at all. Humanity itself may be at stake.

I can't think of another way to pronounce nuclear! lol

*wanders off to pull up google so she can figure out what they're talking about*

First, give thanks that you can't think of another way. Now add a nonexistent "U" between the C and L. Newk-you-ler. Holy shudder.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I don't want to win by concession!!! I only want to win huskily and featherily and librarianily. Sigh. I will look forward to the day I get to rue the day, then. But remember that this isn't just about us, Maven. There are people counting on us, putting down bets and ordering presale tickets, desperate to know who shall emerge victorious, lying sleepless amid twisted sheets, unable to eat or work or think at all. Humanity itself may be at stake.

Fine, fine. I don't like to disappoint our fans, especially the he-man Anglophone types that rule VJ who have been ordering the PPV feed. I've already shipped 25 commemorative mugs today alone! I had Sammy the Seal on the phone from Vegas as well, who reminded me what happens to Mavens who don't fulfill their "obligations." It was rather shocking; I didn't have to use my curling tongs today.

So we're back on, for three days hence. We're scheduled to take place immediately preceding the England v USA match, which should ensure maximum exposure (ahem). Meanwhile, I will be reading up on "The Art of the Bookish Brawl: Sartre, Feathers and You" whilst combing out my long hair and sighing huskily. There may also be some Elizabethan lay-singing as well. I'll be putting clips of this up on YouTube as teasers for our most devoted fans.

[twowls 217]

Fine, fine. I don't like to disappoint our fans, especially the he-man Anglophone types that rule VJ who have been ordering the PPV feed. I've already shipped 25 commemorative mugs today alone! I had Sammy the Seal on the phone from Vegas as well, who reminded me what happens to Mavens who don't fulfill their "obligations." It was rather shocking; I didn't have to use my curling tongs today.

So we're back on, for three days hence. We're scheduled to take place immediately preceding the England v USA match, which should ensure maximum exposure (ahem). Meanwhile, I will be reading up on "The Art of the Bookish Brawl: Sartre, Feathers and You" whilst combing out my long hair and sighing huskily. There may also be some Elizabethan lay-singing as well. I'll be putting clips of this up on YouTube as teasers for our most devoted fans.

Aaaaaaaaaahhh. I just felt the balance return to the universe.

This is bigger than us now. Did you settle on the mugs that have the ceramic boobs on the front?

Edited June 9, 2010 by twowls

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Aaaaaaaaaahhh. I just felt the balance return to the universe.

This is bigger than us now. Did you settle on the mugs that have the ceramic boobs on the front?

Uh-huh. Draped in classeh La Perla for me, Agent Provocateur trasheh for you.

[twowls 217]

Uh-huh. Draped in classeh La Perla for me, Agent Provocateur trasheh for you.

[Captain Oates 911]

Off to the range to rock my glock

don't not nobody post nuffink while i am away practising to shoot the chinese army (87.4 million soldiers)for aunty samantha like i will swear to do

That's 87,400,000 by the way

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_troops

Edited June 9, 2010 by saywhat

[Krikit 1,164]

Alan is my hero. <------- that's for the posts in OT, btw

First, give thanks that you can't think of another way. Now add a nonexistent "U" between the C and L. Newk-you-ler. Holy shudder.

What the.... ?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Off to the range to rock my glock

don't not nobody post nuffink while i am away practising to shoot the chinese army (87.4 million soldiers)for aunty samantha like i will swear to do

We'll be good, Alan. VERY good.

[Nina~ 431]

Alan is my hero. <------- that's for the posts in OT, btw

He said I could be his VJ internet girlfriend

[Krikit 1,164]

lol

Better take out your earrings. I hear his other internet girlfriends in the hall.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

otherwise known as "saywhat's b!tches"

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

He said I could be his VJ internet girlfriend

WHAT?????

twowls, where are you? We need to take this interloping pretender downdowndowntown stat. No time for my fluffy boudoir kitten-heeled mules, pass me my hairbrush and microfilm, I am taking this "Nina" out.

There is hardly enough room for Owl in Alan's life after me, though she is getting more gracious about this. Alan does not have a No 3 Internet Girlfriend! No! No!

otherwise known as "saywhat's b!tches"

And proud of it!

Edited June 9, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[visacat 1]

Off to the range to rock my glock

don't not nobody post nuffink while i am away practising to shoot the chinese army

Quick everyone to their posting stations