Forum Organization: Request for help

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

FFS, you're not supposed to feel nothing!

But... but... that's what Gary said! I will sleep naked next to Alla at night and feel nothing.

Oh, wait. The men get to feel nothing and we are supposed to feel excited at the prospect of naked sleeping next to the strapping hunks of the upper fora. Thank you, thank you. The men of course feel nothing. Got it.

I'm already there!

You're my role model, you know that? How did you let go of the last vestiges of your self-determination? I'm finding it SO hard to shuck off my shredded dignity.

[ValerieA 350]

You're my role model, you know that? How did you let go of the last vestiges of your self-determination? I'm finding it SO hard to shuck off my shredded dignity.

Too much time in OT!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Too much time in OT!

I see. *scribbles notes*

But that way lies madness!

[ValerieA 350]

I see. *scribbles notes*

But that way lies madness!

The alternative is hookers and blow, but hubby allows me neither.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

The alternative is hookers and blow, but hubby allows me neither.

See, I've always been a hookers and blow kind of girl. We go way back, along with other pursuits like drinkin', cussin', fightin' and graverobbin'. I'm finding it frightfully hard to keep myself in Aqua-Net and silk stockings, especially now that my husband no longer lives here (but does show up on a daily basis to eat my food and fret about his inability to get work). If only I had a suitable VJ boyfriend to inspire me to greater heights of daintiness and feminine charm. I just KNOW I would be up to the task.

[ValerieA 350]

See, I've always been a hookers and blow kind of girl. We go way back, along with other pursuits like drinkin', cussin', fightin' and graverobbin'. I'm finding it frightfully hard to keep myself in Aqua-Net and silk stockings, especially now that my husband no longer lives here (but does show up on a daily basis to eat my food and fret about his inability to get work). If only I had a suitable VJ boyfriend to inspire me to greater heights of daintiness and feminine charm. I just KNOW I would be up to the task.

For someone of your quality, we should have a VJ auction. Proceeds could be donated to those poor unfortunates who do not have gin. Like me.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

For someone of your quality, we should have a VJ auction. Proceeds could be donated to those poor unfortunates who do not have gin. Like me.

Yay! Put me up on the block -- I've got all my own teeth, I like to wear high heels and short skirts, my hair is long and lustrous, I have multiple degrees but I'm more than happy to forget everything I know about Deconstructionist theory in aid of the greater cause of selling me off to a suitable mate. I hope my price is high enough to keep you in gin.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I see another thread breaking off in the future...

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

But it's all in aid of a good cause! Don't you want us all to be better VJ helpmeets?

[ValerieA 350]

I could do way better at forum organization if I had more gin...

See how I merged the two topics?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I could do way better at forum organization if I had more gin...

See how I merged the two topics?

Well played. Uppity for a woman, but well played.

[ValerieA 350]

Well played. Uppity for a woman, but well played.

Oh. Oh, right. I'm supposed to be sweet, meek, and submissive. This Stepford thing is hard.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Oh. Oh, right. I'm supposed to be sweet, meek, and submissive. This Stepford thing is hard.

Just keep popping those Valiums and it gets SO much easier. I alternate Valium days with gin days, depending on whether I need to drive somewhere.

When I find it hard to focus on my submission, I keep this image in mind:

Edited June 1, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[ValerieA 350]

Can I have a gin AND valium day once a week?

Sorry, I really have to stop thinking for myself. Where are those hunky VJ men to decide these things for me?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]