Forum Organization: Request for help

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

There, there LaL. Don't get your little female brain too worked up about this. You may be the USC but all these attempts at reason and douchebag-popping lead inexorably to one path: bad wifeliness. Let's leave this to the menfolk; you and I can paint our nails and gossip over Star magazine, okay?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Hmmmmmmmmmmppfff.

And here I thought it WAS the English-speaking males who ruled the upper forums, and quite nicely as well. We can't have you dear things out there questioning our integrity, you know. It pollutes the potential pool of clients.

-1!!!!!

Just you try to keep a good woman down. Or me down, for that matter. I will attend to this matter directly, sir, after I have finished baking strudel and getting all swoony over the thought of the big, strapping Anglophone males ruling VJ. Le sigh.

Edited May 31, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[Rebecca Jo 1,962]

-1!!!!!

Just you try to keep a good woman down. Or me down, for that matter. I will attend to this matter directly, sir, after I have finished baking strudel and getting all swoony over the thought of the big, strapping Anglophone males ruling VJ. Le sigh.

[ValerieA 350]

How about making it so that OT topics are not bumped into the New Content list?

Because that would annoy me.

I use (almost exclusively) the View New Content to see what is happening, otherwise there is too much clicking to get to the different forums and see what is new in the ones I grace with my presence. There are certain threads that I enjoy on OT, and some I don't enjoy but must be witness to the train wreck.

It would be cool for me to have View New Content be a floating button so I don't have to go to the top of the page all the time to click it.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

There's SUCH a stable of choices for my VJ pinup, I hardly know where to begin. I can tell by their writing styles alone that they are all in possession of rock-hard abs, rippling manes of hair and all their own teeth. It's like a Fabio impersonator convention out there in the upper fora.

[ValerieA 350]

Typical VJ OT (male) poster.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Mega, mega le sigh.

Let's show them how much we care by baking petits fours and then swanning about in high heels and negligees, okay? I've been studying my copy of "The Surrendered Wife" with some care and I think we could come up with another title in the series: "The Surrendered Female VJer." Top tips would include how to realise when a man needs to take control of a situation; never questioning the word of a male OT poster (particularly the more prolific ones); baking; and always showing up with a smile on your face and absolutely nothing in your head.

[ValerieA 350]

Here is our group photo, taken yesterday...

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

We're adordable!

[ValerieA 350]

I especially like what you have done with your hair. And what a cute dress!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Awww, that's so sweet! Same to you! How ever do you keep your crinoline so starchy?

See, this isn't so hard? I'm SO much happier now that I've decided to sign away my opinion to the male VJers. I know I'm only here to look hot and available, and now that I've accepted that I find I have ever so much less hate in my dark little soul.

Edited May 31, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[Rebecca Jo 1,962]

You don't have it mastered until you sleep naked.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You don't have it mastered until you sleep naked.

Well, DUH. I'm overcoming my natural inclination to be modest to realise that until I can sleep naked next to just about ANY of the strapping VJ hunks and feel nothing, I have yet to fulfill my true womanly potential. I'm working on it every day, Johnny.

[Rebecca Jo 1,962]

Well, DUH. I'm overcoming my natural inclination to be modest to realise that until I can sleep naked next to just about ANY of the strapping VJ hunks and feel nothing, I have yet to fulfill my true womanly potential. I'm working on it every day, Johnny.

FFS, you're not supposed to feel nothing!

[ValerieA 350]

Well, DUH. I'm overcoming my natural inclination to be modest to realise that until I can sleep naked next to just about ANY of the strapping VJ hunks and feel nothing, I have yet to fulfill my true womanly potential. I'm working on it every day, Johnny.

I'm already there!