Taco Bell nearly killed me.

[IndigoSkies 168]

You now I never understood the Taco Bell hate either. I thought it was just *cool* to hate on Taco Bell. There were Taco Bell's everywhere. If it's so horrible, they'd be closing doors left and right. That's exactly why I went to Taco Bell; because, I didn't believe in the stereotypes. It turns out most stereotypes have some truth to them. And unfortunately for Taco Bell, their stereotype became true for me.

There are several of those taco/burito vans around our town. I have never tried them because I think they are less hygienic than Taco Bell. When the server has sweat beads on his forehead, it’s automatically turns you off from anything being served by him. (Unless it's hot Mexican mamacita cuz you know sexy women's sweat is not really sweat. It's fine, exotic musk.)

There are couple of Chipotle here. But far from work. I'll try it out one of these weekends. Thanks for the suggestion.

[mawilson 2,133]

Take good care of your vowels.

[Amby 490]

@ Mark

Hopp - I've seen some gross stuff happen in kitchens. A lot of the guys I've worked with really just didn't give a ####!

[Amby 490]

<P>ughhh that double posted so far apart. I hate this stupid internet connection.</P>

Edited May 28, 2010 by Amby

[Susita 175]

my favorite Mexican takeout place EVER

http://www.salsasalsa.net/index.htm

their fajita burritos are AWESOME plus you can substitute low fat cheese and it's super healthy

[mRx 16]

I have heard many stories about adverse effect of dining at Taco Bell, especially to one’s vowel. I never believed it. Yesterday I bought Taco Bell’s vegetarian salad which was basically beef salad without the beef. There was unholy looking shredded tortilla, shredded lettuce, rice, bean, and some cheese. All of it was served on a big taco shell with whipping cream, salsa. I opted for their hot sauce.

The taco shell tasted bitter and felt like industrial plastic like the kinds one finds in chemical labs. Everything else was okay except the salsa, which was very liquid-like with big chunks of tomatoes. This I had for lunch around 1325 hours yesterday. By 1530 hours, I felt sick to my stomach and I remembered all the jokes about Taco Bell and how it gives diarrhea. It all started to make sense then. I spend the entire evening lying down on my bed with my stomach making a weird growling sound. It’s still making the same sound except I don’t have to run to the restroom now.

The worst is over, I hope. I will never, ever go near a Taco Bell again. Neither should you.

It sounds like there wasn't enough alcohol in your system.