Taco Bell nearly killed me.

[IndigoSkies 168]

I have heard many stories about adverse effect of dining at Taco Bell, especially to one’s vowel. I never believed it. Yesterday I bought Taco Bell’s vegetarian salad which was basically beef salad without the beef. There was unholy looking shredded tortilla, shredded lettuce, rice, bean, and some cheese. All of it was served on a big taco shell with whipping cream, salsa. I opted for their hot sauce.

The taco shell tasted bitter and felt like industrial plastic like the kinds one finds in chemical labs. Everything else was okay except the salsa, which was very liquid-like with big chunks of tomatoes. This I had for lunch around 1325 hours yesterday. By 1530 hours, I felt sick to my stomach and I remembered all the jokes about Taco Bell and how it gives diarrhea. It all started to make sense then. I spend the entire evening lying down on my bed with my stomach making a weird growling sound. It’s still making the same sound except I don’t have to run to the restroom now.

The worst is over, I hope. I will never, ever go near a Taco Bell again. Neither should you.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

I don't get the great 'liking' that people have for Taco Bell...

I live here where there's so many different options for Taco places and Taquerias it's ridiculous and still somehow Taco Smell is popular...

[Amby 490]

It came with whipping cream? Probably sour cream. Taco Bell is bad btw. You shoulda listened to everyone

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'm thinking that Taco Bell doesn't sell that many vegetarian salads so you just might have eaten the very first one ever made.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

It came with whipping cream? Probably sour cream. Taco Bell is bad btw. You shoulda listened to everyone

oh it was sour "cream" alright.

you don't want to know the horror stories of what employees do to the food there.....

[Nagishkaw 510]

I've never eaten at Hocker Smell. I'm sure that's one way to develop, shall we say, buns of steel.

[IndigoSkies 168]

To be honest I couldn't tell if it was whipping cream or sour cream. Most likely it's sour cream.

I like taco but not Taco Bell. A properly created taco is both nutritious and delicious. And gosh-darn-it, it’s just plain fun to eat tacos.

[milimelo 4,572]

I have heard many stories about adverse effect of dining at Taco Bell, especially to one's vowel. I never believed it. Yesterday I bought Taco Bell's vegetarian salad which was basically beef salad without the beef. There was unholy looking shredded tortilla, shredded lettuce, rice, bean, and some cheese. All of it was served on a big taco shell with whipping cream, salsa. I opted for their hot sauce.

The taco shell tasted bitter and felt like industrial plastic like the kinds one finds in chemical labs. Everything else was okay except the salsa, which was very liquid-like with big chunks of tomatoes. This I had for lunch around 1325 hours yesterday. By 1530 hours, I felt sick to my stomach and I remembered all the jokes about Taco Bell and how it gives diarrhea. It all started to make sense then. I spend the entire evening lying down on my bed with my stomach making a weird growling sound. It's still making the same sound except I don't have to run to the restroom now.

The worst is over, I hope. I will never, ever go near a Taco Bell again. Neither should you.

You mean bowel, not vowel. You were told right - Taco Bell does have that effect on some people - I stay away from it.

Did you keep a receipt to write a complaint to corporate?

[IndigoSkies 168]

you don't want to know the horror stories of what employees do to the food there.....

I would rather not know of the adultry they do at fast food restaurants. I'm going to stick with Subway. At least I can see the majority of the sub prep.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Did you keep a receipt to write a complaint to corporate?

Good idea.

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

there's adultry in fast food restaurants? i didn't see that on the menu!

[IndigoSkies 168]

If someone could edit my vowel to bowel and whipping cream to sour cream, I'd appreciate it. I can't edit the post anymore. I feel quite ashamed for making blantant errors.

I didn't keep the receipt. I don't usually keep receipts for things.

[And_Sam 44]

Yeah, they have a poster of Taco bell right next to the display of Milk of Magnesium....for those days when you just have that "full" feeling...

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If someone could edit my vowel to bowel and whipping cream to sour cream, I'd appreciate it. I can't edit the post anymore. I feel quite ashamed for making blantant errors.

I didn't keep the receipt. I don't usually keep receipts for things.

Don't worry about the syntax here as there are plenty of posters here who don't either.

[IndigoSkies 168]

Reading Milk of Magnesia gave me an automatic gag reflex.