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Humour for a hot day

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Kathryn41   3,205

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An elderly man in Atlanta had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond had been properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized there was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

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Kathryn41, it's hard to make me laugh out loud because I'm a jaded old bag. But you did it, and it was the best thing that happend all day!

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:lol::lol::lol::thumbs:

Nice humour for really a hot day in Atlanta!

thx Kathryn41 :dance:

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11-27-06 - "K1 - GREENCARD" rcvd.

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08-20-08 - I-751 sent to Texas Service Center, transfer to VSC

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05-13-09 - I-751 APPROVED

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08-20-09 - N400 - Citizenship Application

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09-10-09 - email asking for more evidence

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158 days - Interview to Judicial Oath

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