Ummm, maybe another stupid question!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Julian, the way things are going, you're slowly evolving into one of those posters who posts little of substance except the whistle smiley to make your point. Hell, if you're lucky, they'll make you deputy mod!

By the way, I secretly love you for this, bakofoil. Perhaps we can turn the fight into something more like a sexy-librarian-ticklefest-in-French-lingerie? I have it on good authority that that is MUCH more up Julian's alley.

[bakofoil 27]

I could go for that. Being a fish-wife is not really my thing.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Awesome. The outfits are SO much better in the revised showdown. Also, there are piles of books available for throwing at each other, or just sitting down for a quiet moment to read and maybe pout a little in our peignoirs.

[bakofoil 27]

For the finale, I'm going to tie you up with microfilm.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Yowza! That's pretty hot. I'll tell you you were a naughty girl for bringing Julian's books in late and give you a very stern lecture looking down through the tortoiseshell specs resting on the tip of my nose.

[*julez* 124]

Could people please just use this thread to add useful comments instead of trying to show how clever they are? I am sure there will be people reading this later on will be looking for useful information rather than attempts of witty banter. Thank you!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Could people please just use this thread to add useful comments instead of trying to show how clever they are? I am sure there will be people reading this later on will be looking for useful information rather than attempts of witty banter. Thank you!

An oldie but a goodie!

Julez, do you want to borrow a chiffon nightie, spectacles and a copy of "Remembrance of Things Past" and join us?

[bakofoil 27]

Could people please just use this thread to add useful comments instead of trying to show how clever they are? I am sure there will be people reading this later on will be looking for useful information rather than attempts of witty banter. Thank you!

A legendary comment from the legendary Julez!

[TracyTN 237]

Well let's see now. Had the question just been answered, this thread would be exactly 2 posts long. 3 if Melissa remembered to post a 'thank you.' But because the self-appointed internet police must have their say, it goes on and on. So what is more 'tidy,' a 'frequent' question that is asked and answered, or the inanity of the internet police lecturing us all on how a question must be asked properly and to their satisfaction? You Americans are always on about your personal freedoms and whatnot, so I say let freedom ring: serve the internet police their redundancy notices so the rest of us can get on with our lives.

I'm still struggling to understand how you can see the definition of a 'touch' as a 'serious issue'. In the world of immigration, a 'touch' is about as tame as it gets. Were we talking a misrep or a ban of some sort, then yes, I would agree that an answer to the question would be better than 'banter'.

I also don't recall julez or anyone else telling Melissa how to 'form' her question.

You Americans? Does that include Melissa (your DEFINITE better half)? Honestly, your snobby attitude has been - well, like nothing I've seen on VJ in quite a while, I must admit. It's kind of interesting to watch, really. Never a dull moment!

[Gemmie 142]

Honestly, your snobby attitude has been - well, like nothing I've seen on VJ in quite a while, I must admit. It's kind of interesting to watch, really. Never a dull moment!

I'm enjoying the male version of Hyacinth Bucket. I even hear his posts in that voice.

[TracyTN 237]

[Rebecca Jo 1,962]

I'm enjoying the male version of Hyacinth Bucket. I even hear his posts in that voice.

Oooooooooooooooh! And Hyacinth didn't have any real money either!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Oooooooooooooooh! And Hyacinth didn't have any real money either!

You mean I'm whoring myself out giving my precious flower falling for a pauper?

[JulianMelissa 52]

I'm still struggling to understand how you can see the definition of a 'touch' as a 'serious issue'. In the world of immigration, a 'touch' is about as tame as it gets. Were we talking a misrep or a ban of some sort, then yes, I would agree that an answer to the question would be better than 'banter'.

So we're to know which questions are serious and which are inane before we ask them then? Oh I see, yes thank you so very much, that makes SO much sense. We should know the answer to the question BEFORE we ask, thereby knowing if we should ask the question or not in the first place. Is that the sort of logic they're teaching at American universities these days?

I also don't recall julez or anyone else telling Melissa how to 'form' her question.

Well then do pay attention please.

Honestly, your snobby attitude has been - well, like nothing I've seen on VJ in quite a while, I must admit. It's kind of interesting to watch, really. Never a dull moment!

That's rich, coming from one of the self-appointed internet police. I'm snobbish because I expect answers on an internet forum designed to give answers, rather than put-downs and mocking behavior. I think you'd do well to listen to Rob and Jill, who suggested earlier that if you have nothing positive to add then just move along.

[bakofoil 27]

My bubble burst. Maven, he's all yours. I suggest you book him and take him downtown for questioning.