Ninjas rescue student from muggers

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SYDNEY (Reuters) – Ninjas are not known for having a soft side, but a group of warriors came to the rescue of a student in Sydney who was being viciously assaulted by muggers.

Ninjas scared off three men who were attacking a 27-year-old German medical exchange student in an alleyway outside their warrior school, the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper reported on Wednesday.

One of the teachers saw the attack and instructed the students, who were decked out in their black garb, to go out and confront the muggers.

"You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming toward them," the school's sensei, or master, Kaylan Soto, told the newspaper.

Another ninja, Steve Ashley, said: "It was probably the worst place in Sydney where they could have taken him."

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If you actually read the article you will see that the ninjas did absolutely nothing except to show up. A mugger will run away if any group of people approach the scene. These ninjas are nothing at all. They couldn't even chase or catch the mugger. And what the hell kind of Ninja has a name like Steve? And since when do we have ninja schools? You can't go to a ninja school and become a ninja.

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Pirates > Ninjas

The story's still pretty funny though.

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The fact that the mugger saw them at all proves they are not ninjas!

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The fact that the mugger saw them at all proves they are not ninjas!

they decloaked, just so they wouldn't have to hurt them.

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they decloaked, just so they wouldn't have to hurt them.

They were Ninjas, not Romulans!

Edited May 22, 2010 by Pooky