Acquired an incredible assortment of napkins and condiments

[IndigoSkies 168]

Having to eat lunch at your desk is one of the *joy* of working for corporations. When your WENUS report is due in 2 hours, lunch time is work time. Over the years I have eaten a lot of takeouts and carryouts. Almost everday I get extra packets of condiments and napkins. Mind you I'm not cheap or anything. You can never have one too many packets of ketchup or one too many pieces of napkins. I have a drawer full of all sorts of sauces and condiments. And many kinds of napkins of many sizes, shapes and textures. But nothing compares to rolls of Brawny's in office break area. One of the perk of working here is having nearly endless supply of good napkins. Brawny wipes off facial oil so beautifully. Who needs to spend money on expensive facial wipes.

So yeah I have a lot of sauces and napkins. So if you work nearby my cube and are in need feel free to take some. Just don't take my black Swingline stapler. That's off limits. You can't even use it even if you bring your stack of paper into my office.

[Angel and Gendy 1]

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Wasn't there an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry was arrested for taking too many napkins?

[IndigoSkies 168]

I never take obnoxious amount of napkins. I take 2 or 3 when only one will do. Use the one, save the rest. Hardly an arrestable offense.

[Peikko 1,575]

You might want to rethink both eating in the cubicle and the take away diet. Neither is good for the health on a long term basis

[IndigoSkies 168]

As I type this, I'm eating Lebanese take-out. Mmm. Oily beef curry or what seems like beef curry.