Irritating BS your SO does

[tmma 467]

Durham is where the posh Geordies live. I bet gazza doesn't know where it is.

Actually they are so far south they might stray into Yorkshire when they are out rustling sheep.

Here is a photo of a typical north easterner: (not durham of course - oh let's have a fondue party )

http://api.ning.com/...ulgascoigne.jpg

I think I dated that guy once.....AND...he reminds me of someone else...LMAO. OK, I am backing out of this thread. !

[Captain Oates 911]

Owl will be as soon as her honeyswoon is over. But that Val... She's a wild card. Good thing you can count on me

Honeymoon ? When I were a lad we didnt have honeymoons ! We took em round the back of the bike shed for 5 minutes and they were lucky if they didn't get their rented wedding dress covered in rust and chewing gum !

Then off they went back to t'mill for 300 hours non stop, stood up, to earn some money for granddad's baccy

[Captain Oates 911]

I think I dated that guy once.....AND...he reminds me of someone else...LMAO. OK, I am backing out of this thread. !

Gazza is a dead ringer for my son.

He is an imberseal. He said his gf called him that...

Edited July 1, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Then off they went back to t'mill for 300 hours non stop, stood up, to earn some money for granddad's baccy

Good god, you don't intend to work me like that! I am a soft Colonial, merely decorative.

[Captain Oates 911]

Good god, you don't intend to work me like that! I am a soft Colonial, merely decorative.

6 months in arkansas doing stoop labour in them old cotton fields will get you ready for the beginners course in being a millstone grit Yorkie.

Even P J Proby became a Yorkshireman

Edited July 1, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

6 months in arkansas doing stoop labour in them old cotton fields will get you ready for the beginners course in being a millstone grit Yorkie.

Even P J Proby became a Yorkshireman

Since when has the harem life involved working at t'mill? My god, my god, I have sold myself into white slavery!

For a bacon sandwich.

[Captain Oates 911]

Since when has the harem life involved working at t'mill? My god, my god, I have sold myself into white slavery!

For a bacon sandwich.

That's only for runaways and the ones who get headaches..

My hand maidens sit on my right hand and eat fish and chips with mushy peas and bread and butter and have pint pots of Yorkshire tea and read mad magazine all day

It's a formula for cramp, but we Caliphs are raised to it

Edited July 1, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

That's only for runaways and the ones who get headaches..

My hand maidens sit on my right hand and eat fish and chips with mushy peas and bread and butter and have pint pots of Yorkshire tea and read mad magazine all day

It's a formula for cramp, but we Caliphs are raised to it

Oh, all right then. That sounds MUCH better. Especially the Mad Magazine (how did you know?).

Sorry about the cramp.

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh, all right then. That sounds MUCH better. Especially the Mad Magazine (how did you know?).

Sorry about the cramp.

I was baptized C of E in the church where the Bronte sister's parents were married and the American poet Longfellow's ancestors were baptized - then I was raised a 'Primitive Methodist' and boy were they. They told me that when I died, I would sit on god's right hand for eternity so long as I was good now and put my pocket money in the collection tray. I figured out that would be a like a flight in economy on Delta that never ended and so I defected to the Baptists but they were huge Scots and I couldn't see what was happening at the front coz I was only little.

Then I was C of E again coz they had the prettiest adherents

Now, like many on the West Coast of the USA, I howl at the moon and wait for the silver spaceships to come and take me to Krypton. At last I am with a people who think the same way.

Edited July 2, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Now, like many on the West Coast of the USA, I howl at the moon and wait for the silver spaceships to come and take me to Krypton. At last I am with a people who think the same way.

Excellent, this is most excellent news.

[Captain Oates 911]

Excellent, this is most excellent news.

I knew you was one - I just knew !

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I knew you was one - I just knew !

I'm preparing the mothership right now.

[twowls 217]

I'm here and still number 2 (I hope), but frankly the first throes of reunion/1000 miles driving/wedding/culture shock/back to work are taking it right out of me. My major achievement for the day has been convincing Mr. Owl to start smoking his pipe again so he's not compounding adjustment trauma and exhaustion with ill-conceived attempts at self-improvement. I mean, come oooon.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'm here and still number 2 (I hope), but frankly the first throes of reunion/1000 miles driving/wedding/culture shock/back to work are taking it right out of me. My major achievement for the day has been convincing Mr. Owl to start smoking his pipe again so he's not compounding adjustment trauma and exhaustion with ill-conceived attempts at self-improvement. I mean, come oooon.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Argh. I'll add a new one to the list -- finally getting a job (as in a job job, not an acting/band gig) after six months unemployed and then threatening to quit on day two.

UPDATE!

He quit on day three.

Gah, back to work on this stupidbloodyuseless proposal grumblegrumble1.49am.