Irritating BS your SO does

[Captain Oates 911]

I see you've been studying the male/female playbook then, Alan.

These are men's options.

A Join the army and live for 6 months in a sheep hut up a mountain in Afghanistan

B be like Freddy

C be a priest (see B)

D Become a geek and live with your mother

E become a eunuch at my harem

F Understand the dynamics and play it to win

G Become Bill Clinton and go watch footy in South Africa with some township action after

Note: Much resilience and time out with the boys is required to make F work. Most proponents are only partially successful.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

These are men's options.

A Join the army and live for 6 months in a sheep hut up a mountain in Afghanistan

B be like Freddy

C be a priest (see B)

D Become a geek and live with your mother

E become a eunuch at my harem

F Understand the dynamics and play it to win

G Become Bill Clinton and go watch footy in South Africa with some township action after

Note: Much resilience and time out with the boys is required to make F work. Most proponents are only partially successful.

And I assume their success (or lack thereof) has more to do with female interference than male incompetence or failing to apply oneself to the task at hand?

[Captain Oates 911]

And I assume their success (or lack thereof) has more to do with female interference than male incompetence or failing to apply oneself to the task at hand?

-1.5= 2

'Male incompetence', 'flat earth', 'intelligent design', 'eating ancestors brains to become more intelligent', 'winning the hearts and minds of the Afghan people', 'virgin births', 'change you can believe in' are concepts that I find impossible to envisage (envision)

Unlike 'fish and chips 5 times a week'

Edited June 29, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

-1.5= 2

'Male incompetence', 'flat earth', 'intelligent design', 'eating ancestors brains to become more intelligent', 'winning the hearts and minds of the Afghan people', 'virgin births', 'change you can believe in' are concepts that I find impossible to envisage (envision)

Unlike 'fish and chips 5 times a week'

I was speaking only hypothetically. I too find the concept of male incompetence almost mind-boggling and mythical. If I have offended, I can offer a bacon sandwich by way of a peace offering. Or a kettle. Or a proper duvet.

Speak and ye shall receive, O Great One.

[ValerieA 350]

-1.5= 2

'Male incompetence', 'flat earth', 'intelligent design', 'eating ancestors brains to become more intelligent', 'winning the hearts and minds of the Afghan people', 'virgin births', 'change you can believe in' are concepts that I find impossible to envisage (envision)

Unlike 'fish and chips 5 times a week'

I was a virgin AT birth...

I see what you are saying about male incompetence. It must be an oxymoron. I often use derivatives of 'moron' when referring to males, too.

I was speaking only hypothetically. I too find the concept of male incompetence almost mind-boggling and mythical. If I have offended, I can offer a bacon sandwich by way of a peace offering. Or a kettle. Or a proper duvet.

Speak and ye shall receive, O Great One.

I think I need a bucket to throw up in...I may not be cut out for this harem thing.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I was a virgin AT birth...

I see what you are saying about male incompetence. It must be an oxymoron. I often use derivatives of 'moron' when referring to males, too.

I think Val needs to be locked up for that insubordination, Alan. I'd be happy to step into the Andy Rooney Sunday night slot whilst she is serving out her time.

[ValerieA 350]

I think Val needs to be locked up for that insubordination, Alan. I'd be happy to step into the Andy Rooney Sunday night slot whilst she is serving out her time.

What? WHAT? I SAID it was an oxymoron. Any perceived sarcasm is a supposition on your side.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What? WHAT? I SAID it was an oxymoron. Any perceived sarcasm is a supposition on your side.

That's right, Val. Throw up your smokescreen.

[Captain Oates 911]

I was speaking only hypothetically. I too find the concept of male incompetence almost mind-boggling and mythical. If I have offended, I can offer a bacon sandwich by way of a peace offering. Or a kettle. Or a proper duvet.

Speak and ye shall receive, O Great One.

Grovelling is excellent !

You are reinstated to 3.5 including ref to duvets - that mystical invention of English Exceptionalism (shame about the French name).

You are definitely on the right lines in your life - kettle - duvet - English bacon.

If you say you have HP sauce and branston pickle, I would cast aside all my sexist attitudes forever (as long as it was true)

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Grovelling is excellent !

You are reinstated to 3.5 including ref to duvets - that mystical invention of English Exceptionalism (shame about the French name).

You are definitely on the right lines in your life - kettle - duvet - English bacon.

If you say you have HP sauce and branston pickle, I would cast aside all my sexist attitudes forever (as long as it was true)

Well, I do happen to have those condiments in my fridge right now. There's also a packet of Wine Gums in my cupboard and 18 tins of Heinz Baked Beans in the larder.

[Captain Oates 911]

What? WHAT? I SAID it was an oxymoron. Any perceived sarcasm is a supposition on your side.

oxymorans !!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

oxymorans !!

What does he have against the Morans? A fine family they are.

[Captain Oates 911]

Well, I do happen to have those condiments in my fridge right now. There's also a packet of Wine Gums in my cupboard and 18 tins of Heinz Baked Beans in the larder.

aaaaarggghh I can't stand it !

what next - bertie Bassett's liquorice allsorts - pontefract cakes ?? Cheshire cheese ? Timothy Taylor's Golden Best ?

TEA has to be >>>

http://www.amazon.com/Taylors-Harrogate-Yorkshire-40-Count-Bags/dp/B000F41ZFK

The way to a man's heart is up his trouser leg - something like that

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

aaaaarggghh I can't stand it !

what next - bertie Bassett's liquorice allsorts - pontefract cakes ?? Cheshire cheese ? Timothy Taylor's Golden Best ?

TEA has to be >>>

http://www.amazon.co...s/dp/B000F41ZFK

The way to a man's heart is up his trouser leg - something like that

Hold on a sec -- proof arriving.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Bollocks. This isn't working.

Edited June 29, 2010 by elmcitymaven