Irritating BS your SO does

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

wow 100 irratating thing free passes for a woman with gin and bacon who hands me my ammo !

...but real trust means wearing cheer leader clobber and holding the target up at 600 yards and smiling convincingly at the same time

as Freddy said-

Is this the real life

Is this just fantasy

Where does Freddy end and Alan begin? I know not.

You work to earn my trust and you'll get me in a cheerleader outfit, smiles and all.

[ValerieA 350]

Penguin, you are one hussy Does the drunk kitty know of your philandering ways?

No, the drunk kitty doesn't frequent this thread. And we're NOT going to tell him, right, Ballerina? RIGHT?

[ValerieA 350]

I got 50 women waiting

But your the apple of my eye

I'd better be.

Oh dear, that sounded vaguely like you are threatening He Who Must Be Obeyed Etc. Etc. ... are you sure that is a good idea? You might be docked some points for that!

[Captain Oates 910]

Oh dear, that sounded vaguely like you are threatening He Who Must Be Obeyed Etc. Etc. ... are you sure that is a good idea? You might be docked some points for that!

I know - it wasn't the subservience I usually get - she needs to look at Gen McCrhystal and learn by his mistakes...

down to 2 for insubpornication as they say in the submarine service

[ValerieA 350]

I know - it wasn't the subservience I usually get - she needs to look at Gen McCrhystal and learn by his mistakes...

down to 2 for insubpornication as they say in the submarine service

There's a lot of seamen there...

[Captain Oates 910]

There's a lot of seamen there...

but do they have any cabin boys ? actually they have cabin gals now so problem solved as warren beatty used to say (Freddy is having a day off)

Actually they thought problem solved til they realised they are the kind of gals that can read maps (wink wink). The sub gals have the maps even when they are close to Iranian border waters so it's absolutely don't ask.

Edited June 24, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I know - it wasn't the subservience I usually get - she needs to look at Gen McCrhystal and learn by his mistakes...

down to 2 for insubpornication as they say in the submarine service

Well, it's a good thing I was up like 16 or whatever when I said that in a moment of madness. I was watching Tyra and feeling all "You go, girl!" so I believe I might be excused this time. Right?

Right?

[ValerieA 350]

*crickets*

[Captain Oates 910]

Well, it's a good thing I was up like 16 or whatever when I said that in a moment of madness. I was watching Tyra and feeling all "You go, girl!" so I believe I might be excused this time. Right?

Right?

Hum claiming insanity eh ? ok test time.

Are you now or have you ever been a fan of Glen Beck and then said to anyone "I was watching Glen and he said....."

[The_Dude 1,142]

Hum claiming insanity eh ? ok test time.

Are you now or have you ever been a fan of Glen Beck and then said to anyone "I was watching Glen and he said....."

Careful with your response to that. Respond incorrectly and you might be subjected to a 5150 hold

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Careful with your response to that. Respond incorrectly and you might be subjected to a 5150 hold

What is this, boys gang up on Maven day?

[Captain Oates 910]

Careful with your response to that. Respond incorrectly and you might be subjected to a 5150 hold

What page is a 5150 hold.. is it like the flying scissors ?

Health care here means I treat my body like a temple so it's only the missionary position :

Here is an illustration:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/nbe0225l.jpg

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What page is a 5150 hold.. is it like the flying scissors ?

Health care here means I treat my body like a temple so it's only the missionary position :

Here is an illustration:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/nbe0225l.jpg

It's like being sectioned. I may be a madwoman in some respects, but you will have to drag me kicking and screaming if that's what I get for a few vague feelings of feminism. Is there no room for that in the harem?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What page is a 5150 hold..

Okay, I probably deserve to be sectioned. This comment is on topic. My quasi-ex asked me to help him bleed the brakes on his 1971 XJ6. The thing has been in the garage for months, ever since the brakes dramatically failed one night. I say okay, fine. I get in the car as the designated brake stomper. Up down up down on the brake as instructed as he uses a spanner on the lines. Fine. He asks if it's getting better, I say yeah, definitely better than the first time I put my foot down. He gets in the car to check for himself. He says I'm mistaken, that the pedal is still going to the floor. I say that's impossible, since the first time it went much farther than that. He tells me I'm mistaken. I apologise for being mistaken but I think I'm right anyway.

Back to bleeding. Up down etc etc. But a couple of times the pedal does the same thing -- it goes MUCH farther. He says I'm mistaken, but I know I'm not because I can see my leg is fully extended. We disagree because I can SEE my leg! It seems pretty incontrovertible to me. Hell, what I know? I'm just a girl. Finally he asks for a bunch of rags to be brought in from the workshop. I oblige. I say, where do you want these? He says, just put them down. But since I have yet to perfect my mind-reading skills, I incorrectly put them on the floor. This is apparently a no-no, and he pitches a little fit because there was brake fluid down there. I say, big whoop. I'll get you some more. Then he says something that blows my mind: "But they're precious!"

They're rags. Rags! I don't even tell him how stupid that sounds, I just reflect on the fact that I am glad I am extricating myself from this brand of crazy. Soon not to be my problem anymore!

[Jewel-8 21]

They're rags. Rags! I don't even tell him how stupid that sounds, I just reflect on the fact that I am glad I am extricating myself from this brand of crazy. Soon not to be my problem anymore!

Is he OCD? I get that way with my SO sometimes. Especially when I'm mad that the house is a mess and he hasn't done anything the whole time I've been at work.