Irritating BS your SO does

[ValerieA 350]

Self-prescribed or otherwise, eh?

Is he a good actor? With all those disorders, he should be ace!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Self-prescribed or otherwise, eh?

Is he a good actor? With all those disorders, he should be ace!

He's not half bad. His bipolar has held him back over the years, but he's medicated now. Next sucker/husband will be man of action and deed, not one in the grip of existentialist angst.

[ValerieA 350]

My next ex-husband will be Liam Neeson. At least he plays a man of action and deed!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

My next ex-husband will be Liam Neeson. At least he plays a man of action and deed!

My next ex-husband will be Robert Downey Jr. Messed up but HOT and rich,

[Jewel-8 21]

My next ex-husband will be Robert Downey Jr. Messed up but HOT and rich,

I'm going to land a rich Australian if anything happens to my husband. I've already decided. Hubby knows it too. Horrible that I only like foreigners... but hey, it works for me!

[ValerieA 350]

My next ex-husband will be Robert Downey Jr. Messed up but HOT and rich,

Oh God, he is my favourite actor! And, he spends a fair amount of time in jail, so you get the house to yourself every so often!

[Captain Oates 911]

When I met him, he was a Big Strong Man and occasionally he does act that way still. He always will when he feels someone is being unfair to me; for that I am grateful. But he's got serious anxiety issues, a mood disorder AND he's an actor. Bad combo.

Next sucker/husband will not need to be on meds: note to self.

What if he is on GIN meds and gets it free from the State and his allowance is 300% of what he needs ?

aaahhhh that's diff I hear you say ! It's a rare cloud that doesn't have a silver lining

Anyway talk about having a paddy - you want to see a tight fisted Yorkshire accountant when he comes back to his car and it has been clamped unjustly for a 50 quid release fee !

The paddy is in the form of an icy and hugely dangerous and forehead vein popping desire to fit the neck of the parking bandits with said contraption and throw the key into the deepest point of the Marianas trench.

I once went to a garage at Penrith near Shap Fell at 3am for a tyre and he had been called out by another guy 30 mins earlier and had just finished up. He wanted to charge me £150 call out fee too on top of a stiff bill. I told him that if he didn't take his extortion fee back, I would send wife and kids home on the train and drag my caravan round in front of his gates and turn away every customer for the week I had left on my vacation entitlement and tell em all what a git he was. I meant it too.

We stood eyeball to eyeball for over 5 mins then he relented.

You wouldn't like me when I get the red mist and turn green

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'm going to land a rich Australian if anything happens to my husband. I've already decided. Hubby knows it too. Horrible that I only like foreigners... but hey, it works for me!

Excellent plan, young Jewel. I collect English husbands; I've been through two already and I'm looking for my third. I just don't understand the appeal of the American male. All that chest-beating and gun-shooting and dear god! the clothing. It's terrible.

[Captain Oates 911]

Excellent plan, young Jewel. I collect English husbands; I've been through two already and I'm looking for my third. I just don't understand the appeal of the American male. All that chest-beating and gun-shooting and dear god! the clothing. It's terrible.

SKEWS ME !!! gun shooting ? is that a pistol in my pocket or is it a GBP wad that you can hollow out and live in !

I dont do chest beating as I might break my elvis gong (joke)

[ValerieA 350]

I'm going to land a rich Australian if anything happens to my husband. I've already decided. Hubby knows it too. Horrible that I only like foreigners... but hey, it works for me!

I'd be scared I'd get one like, um, a certain poster on VJ!

(BY, if you are reading this, I am just kidding! Really!)

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What if he is on GIN meds and gets it free from the State and his allowance is 300% of what he needs ?

aaahhhh that's diff I hear you say ! It's a rare cloud that doesn't have a silver lining

Anyway talk about having a paddy - you want to see a tight fisted Yorkshire accountant when he comes back to his car and it has been clamped unjustly for a 50 quid release fee !

The paddy is in the form of an icy and hugely dangerous and forehead vein popping desire to fit the neck of the parking bandits with said contraption and throw the key into the deepest point of the Marianas trench.

I once went to a garage at Penrith near Shap Fell at 3am for a tyre and he had been called out by another guy 30 mins earlier and had just finished up. He wanted to charge me £150 call out fee too on top of a stiff bill. I told him that if he didn't take his extortion fee back, I would send wife and kids home on the train and drag my caravan round in front of his gates and turn away every customer for the week I had left on my vacation entitlement and tell em all what a git he was. I meant it too.

We stood eyeball to eyeball for over 5 mins then he relented.

You wouldn't like me when I get the red mist and turn green

Oh boy, you DO know how to turn a girl on, Alan. Now that is Manly Man business, none of your "I don't even know what street I'm supposed to be on WAAAAAAAH" malarkey. You have passed Maven's first test. Plus you've been to Shap Fell which is another point in your favour. I would endeavour never to see the red mist.

I like the sound of state-sponsored gin rations in excess. Please continue.

SKEWS ME !!! gun shooting ? is that a pistol in my pocket or is it a GBP wad that you can hollow out and live in !

I dont do chest beating as I might break my elvis gong (joke)

Yes, but you only shoot targets, not animules or other living things.

I'd be scared I'd get one like, um, a certain poster on VJ!

(BY, if you are reading this, I am just kidding! Really!)

Yeah right. I know ALL about you and BY.

[ValerieA 350]

Oh boy, you DO know how to turn a girl on, Alan. Now that is Manly Man business, none of your "I don't even know what street I'm supposed to be on WAAAAAAAH" malarkey. You have passed Maven's first test. Plus you've been to Shap Fell which is another point in your favour. I would endeavour never to see the red mist.

I like the sound of state-sponsored gin rations in excess. Please continue.

Yes, but you only shoot targets, not animules or other living things.

Yeah right. I know ALL about you and BY.

Really? Want to tell me? And probably BY.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

That's right, play dumb. I can read between the lines -- he's been sending you encrypted love messages in his rants for MONTHS now.

I have a special Engima-cracker-type device that lets me read them.

[ValerieA 350]

He's not a cracker!

I need one of those secret decoder rings too, apparently!

[Captain Oates 911]

He's not a cracker!

I need one of those secret decoder rings too, apparently!

Enigma device - is that.....

oh no I know what it is - it's what WE captured from the U Boat before the US came into the war - in the film it was the Americans that captured it. jeez .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-571_(film)