Irritating BS your SO does

[Captain Oates 910]

Note to self: Alan has sensitive nose; no bacon then in the house.

Another note to self: Alan has staff! Definitely moving into harem as Miss Tuesdaythursdayneedfivedaysoff.

No staff in the harem as current cat bog staff are westernized and are not familiar or retrained to the concept of a harem (yet)

Bacon smells are good unles they have been through a moggy in which case they are bad. Another statement which illustrates how the same thing can be good in one cirumstance and bad in another. Like Mr O's ears - good for holding his sun glasses on, but not so good at night on the battlefield with a full moon behind him.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

No staff in the harem as current cat bog staff are westernized and are not familiar or retrained to the concept of a harem (yet)

Bacon smells are good unles they have been through a moggy in which case they are bad. Another statement which illustrates how the same thing can be good in one cirumstance and bad in another. Like Mr O's ears - good for holding his sun glasses on, but not so good at night on the battlefield with a full moon behind him.

Further note to self: harem not sounding so good except for bacon smells. Must convince Grand Poobah of importance of well-trained staff, particularly when it comes to grape-peeling.

What about my moggy though? He's ever so lovely.

[ValerieA 350]

yes you are one 'slap down' in credit ! spend it wisely

ok off to the bank - then mow the lawns - and then make a telescopic bird feeder with anti sparrow hawk device and squirrel marmalizer and coyote clouter

I don't like squirrel marmalade.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I don't like squirrel marmalade.

Uh-oh. I think we have a live one here. Val, let's have a private word away from Alan, okay?

You never tell him no in public; back him up and win points that you can then use when you want to mock him later. It's a fair system. I'm at +2 right now, after struggling back from a deficit of -10 after daring to mention I might have had it off with my ex-boyf in Toronto.

In the privacy of the harem, everything is of course the opposite, and we most certainly have the upper hand. You may borrow my hair styling implements whenever you want; I take care of my sister-wifelings.

[ValerieA 350]

Uh-oh. I think we have a live one here. Val, let's have a private word away from Alan, okay?

You never tell him no in public; back him up and win points that you can then use when you want to mock him later. It's a fair system. I'm at +2 right now, after struggling back from a deficit of -10 after daring to mention I might have had it off with my ex-boyf in Toronto.

In the privacy of the harem, everything is of course the opposite, and we most certainly have the upper hand. You may borrow my hair styling implements whenever you want; I take care of my sister-wifelings.

Do I borrow your hair brush when Alan wants a spanking? Or is that just a little too much sharing?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Do I borrow your hair brush when Alan wants a spanking? Or is that just a little too much sharing?

You can certainly borrow it. Just be careful with the bristles, okay?

[ValerieA 350]

You can certainly borrow it. Just be careful with the bristles, okay?

Ouchie.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Ouchie.

You won't be the one saying ouchie, my friend.

[Gemmie 142]

This week my grandad's estate was settled by a legal company. Can I just say that it's TRULY sad when families feel the need to fall out over inheritance money... luckily our family is still intact, but it's been a year long struggle with my brother, who claims that he is the sole beneficiary (with nothing to prove it) and has fought to take control over the estate. He failed, by the way, and he's having issues with the fact that in the eyes of the law (and I would argue, in the eyes of my grandad), he and I are equal. He has control problems.

On topic: I hate when you leave your clothes piled on top of the chair, NEXT to the closet. +1

[Captain Oates 910]

This week my grandad's estate was settled by a legal company. Can I just say that it's TRULY sad when families feel the need to fall out over inheritance money... luckily our family is still intact, but it's been a year long struggle with my brother, who claims that he is the sole beneficiary (with nothing to prove it) and has fought to take control over the estate. He failed, by the way, and he's having issues with the fact that in the eyes of the law (and I would argue, in the eyes of my grandad), he and I are equal. He has control problems.

On topic: I hate when you leave your clothes piled on top of the chair, NEXT to the closet. +1

Hey it's all on topic

I have heard that in Germany, it all goes to the eldest son

Luckily we don't live in Germany right !

My main concern is that nobody gets to read my will BEFORE I pop my clogs

Think I will tell all of em that they are getting the lion's share and wink and swear em to secrecy

That way they will all be nice to me while I am alive and kicking and I can have a chuckle when I am on my way out of this sea of troubles thinking what bother I have caused and no come back on me

These big houses in the USA are good for avoiding conflict - we each have our own walk in closet/gunroom and bathroom too. That way we have a space to to do whatever in and keep the rest tidy

My bathroom is like a midden but my gun room is like an operating surgery / silicon chip development lab

Edited June 22, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Hey it's all on topic

I have heard that in Germany, it all goes to the eldest son

Luckily we don't live in Germany right !

My main concern is that nobody gets to read my will BEFORE I pop my clogs

Think I will tell all of em that they are getting the lion's share and wink and swear em to secrecy

That way they will all be nice to me while I am alive and kicking and I can have a chuckle when I am on my way out of this sea of troubles thinking what bother I have caused and no come back on me

These big houses in the USA are good for avoiding conflict - we each have our own walk in closet/gunroom and bathroom too. That way we have a space to to do whatever in and keep the rest tidy

My bathroom is like a midden but my gun room is like an operating surgery / silicon chip development lab

But... but... you told me you were leaving me everything!

Do not come into the harem bathrooms and make them middens or you will find that Mondaywednesday and TuesdayThursday have gone walkabout with SundayduringAndyRooney.

[Captain Oates 910]

But... but... you told me you were leaving me everything!

Do not come into the harem bathrooms and make them middens or you will find that Mondaywednesday and TuesdayThursday have gone walkabout with SundayduringAndyRooney.

Of course you will inherit my vast estates in a totally cyberonic way. That's the best way as there is no tax return or probate to do. One day you will die too and then you can come and sit on my right hand. You will like that. It's fun.

When I say midden, I only mean in comparison to my kingdom/closet where limply hangs the English flag (not that oft-comer in 1707 the British union flag), on the ONLY part of the USA that is, and shall remain, the stamping ground of the 2nd nation Americans (the English), who were here before the 3rd Nation Americans known as 'the Americans' for convenience, who hold it at present. The first nation Americans can come in and bang drums and wail coz I like wailing so long as it isn't the Japanese

Compared to andy rooney's bathroom it's probably like the great Khazi's state room

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_of_Great_Britain

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Edited June 22, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Of course you will inherit my vast estates in a totally cyberonic way. That's the best way as there is no tax return or probate to do. One day you will die too and then you can come and sit on my right hand. You will like that. It's fun.

When I say midden, I only mean in comparison to my kingdom/closet where limply hangs the English flag (not that oft-comer in 1707 the British union flag), on the ONLY part of the USA that is, and shall remain, the stamping ground of the 2nd nation Americans (the English), who were here before the 3rd Nation Americans known as 'the Americans' for convenience, who hold it at present. The first nation Americans can come in and bang drums and wail coz I like wailing so long as it isn't the Japanese

Compared to andy rooney's bathroom it's probably like the great Khazi's state room

http://en.wikipedia....f_Great_Britain

.

I bet it's fun. I'm just sad I have to wait until death.

Ah, Queen Anne. Poor Queen Anne with her eighty bajillion children who didn't survive and her dropsy and her b!tchy friendship with Sarah Churchill. But she does have a killer statue out in front of St Paul's.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Here's another irritating thing: I showed him a lovely top I am thinking of buying. He told me it looked like something Margo Leadbetter from The Good Life would wear.

[Captain Oates 910]

I bet it's fun. I'm just sad I have to wait until death.

Ah, Queen Anne. Poor Queen Anne with her eighty bajillion children who didn't survive and her dropsy and her b!tchy friendship with Sarah Churchill. But she does have a killer statue out in front of St Paul's.

hey not THE Sarah Churchill. Winston's daughter.

My dad used to call her 'drunken Sarah' as she was always being found in some gutter with her knickers round her ankles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Churchill_(actress)

My dad went off to the war in 1939 and got back from Burma in 1946. He and the rest of the troops had had it with Churchill and all the war mongering. Churchill wanted to attack Russia etc etc in 1945 like it was Omdurman again or Gallipoli again or Dublin again.

The troops said enough to all that stuff and voted in a socialist government by a huge majority and that's the only way we got 100% free health care on demand.

Then Japan and Germany got it but the US still hasn't got it. Funny old world.

Got the biggest air force though so hah !

Here's another irritating thing: I showed him a lovely top I am thinking of buying. He told me it looked like something Margo Leadbetter from The Good Life would wear.

+3

You are the only American who knows about her - that's what I call true exceptionalism.

Edited June 22, 2010 by saywhat