Irritating BS your SO does

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What you need is the 'saywhat mind wipe'

For only $1,000 I can wipe your data banks so that you can go to family do's for the next 10 years and all the stories will be fresh and crisp

Side effects include:

You won't be able to find your way home to the harem

Pass. I'd rather put that $1,000 to better use, like purchasing violets and pins.

[Captain Oates 911]

Pass. I'd rather put that $1,000 to better use, like purchasing violets and pins.

You are a woman on a mission for hedonistic violets and sarnies and GIN - whereas I am in a low level coma because the police/immigration/prison warders have taken over my shooting range for 2 days to practice killing non white persons. I am house bound and being covered in cat dander because my screen is the warmest place in la casa..

You should be referred to the domestic violets unit immediately

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You are a woman on a mission for hedonistic violets and sarnies and GIN - whereas I am in a low level coma because the police/immigration/prison warders have taken over my shooting range for 2 days to practice killing non white persons. I am house bound and being covered in cat dander because my screen is the warmest place in la casa..

You should be referred to the domestic violets unit immediately

It smells lovely in the domestic violets unit. We have bacon and gin and fried mushrooms in here too. Forget about that shooting range and come have a sandwich.

[ValerieA 350]

It smells lovely in the domestic violets unit. We have bacon and gin and fried mushrooms in here too. Forget about that shooting range and come have a sandwich.

I am SO there. Can I bring my cats? Or are the wiener dogs patrolling?

Why do I always try to spell wiener weiner?

[Captain Oates 911]

It smells lovely in the domestic violets unit. We have bacon and gin and fried mushrooms in here too. Forget about that shooting range and come have a sandwich.

which end of CA are you ? It's 776 miles to sacrophiliac from here..

by the tumblweed hick route

I am SO there. Can I bring my cats? Or are the wiener dogs patrolling?

Why do I always try to spell wiener weiner?

I try and remember it by the second letter - if it's an 'e' then it's 'e'

if it's an 'i' then it's an 'i'

sieg heil as they say in some places that I can't mention

Edited June 21, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

which end of CA are you ? It's 776 miles to sacrophiliac from here..

by the tumblweed hick route

I am at the bottom end of Cali, where all the nuts congregate. Gravity, of course. I'm wafting bacon grease and violets your way from here.

I try and remember it by the second letter - if it's an 'e' then it's 'e'

if it's an 'i' then it's an 'i'

sieg heil as they say in some places that I can't mention

I saw what you put before you edited; I believe it is somewhere you threatened to exile me if I were not a well-behaved bacon-frying harem girl, which put the fear of god in me.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I am SO there. Can I bring my cats? Or are the wiener dogs patrolling?

Why do I always try to spell wiener weiner?

We have a bacon sarnie waiting for you. A peameal bacon sarnie. And the doxies are always welcome.

[Captain Oates 911]

I am at the bottom end of Cali, where all the nuts congregate. Gravity, of course. I'm wafting bacon grease and violets your way from here.

I saw what you put before you edited; I believe it is somewhere you threatened to exile me if I were not a well-behaved bacon-frying harem girl, which put the fear of god in me.

I got a peppering from the management for telling an esteemed member to go run up a gum tree after she referred to my post as 'sh?te'. I didn't report hers coz I am not a...

So I am on best behaviour - yellow card

All 'slap em backs' will be non specific from now on to protect the guilty

[Captain Oates 911]

We have a bacon sarnie waiting for you. A peameal bacon sarnie. And the doxies are always welcome.

Is a peameal a kind of pig or the way the flesh is sliced off the twitching body ?

If not a pig, it's like non alcoholic beer - or better still a broken pencil - pointless

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I got a peppering from the management for telling an esteemed member to go run up a gum tree after she referred to my post as 'sh?te'. I didn't report hers coz I am not a...

So I am on best behaviour - yellow card

All 'slap em backs' will be non specific from now on to protect the guilty

Well, I got a warning recently too so I pulled back a bit. But how can you help it when you see your fellow Anglophone women being dragged through the mud, described as rabid dogs that should be run over by double-decker buses? You fight back at the bully even though you know he will never agree with you. It was absolutely disgusting the way this person described women who weren't of the nationality he prefers and I had had enough. I only hope he got a warning too, though he deserved a suspension for some of the foul things he said,

Is a peameal a kind of pig or the way the flesh is sliced off the twitching body ?

If not a pig, it's like non alcoholic beer - or better still a broken pencil - pointless

No, it is lovely English type bacon available in Canada. Behold:

[ValerieA 350]

I still don't understand why they roll it in cornmeal.

I am originally from W. Cda, where we do NOT do such time wasting stuff. We just kill the pig, cut the bacon from its back, and fry it. Simple. Direct.

[Captain Oates 911]

Well, I got a warning recently too so I pulled back a bit. But how can you help it when you see your fellow Anglophone women being dragged through the mud, described as rabid dogs that should be run over by double-decker buses? You fight back at the bully even though you know he will never agree with you. It was absolutely disgusting the way this person described women who weren't of the nationality he prefers and I had had enough. I only hope he got a warning too, though he deserved a suspension for some of the foul things he said,

I was on 'another place' many months ago and I got a 24 hour suspension and I will never go back. I made an initial post and a person just replied 'you are a pri_k'. Nothing else, just that.

Naturally I responded with an 'eye poke' and I got the 24 suspension and that person was not even cautioned. The 3 moderators were posting as individuals but posting really nasty stuff and provoking and ganging up. One minute they were 'just members', but when they provoked and I responded, they suddenly became mods and it was 'gotcha'. That's why I will never go back. VJ is ace and I am not just sucking up coz I don't.

I have an over active fairness gland so I become incensed in these situations. I have more incense than the 3 kings in Bethlehem

The initial evil doer never gets whacked but the retaliating victims do. That's the rules so one can only deploy the full intricacies of the English language in one's defence when defamed so gratuitously.

As in 'If it wasn't for the Parliamentary rules, I would call you a supercilious git'

[Captain Oates 911]

I still don't understand why they roll it in cornmeal.

I am originally from W. Cda, where we do NOT do such time wasting stuff. We just kill the pig, cut the bacon from its back, and fry it. Simple. Direct.

Kill the pig ? When I were a lad we couldn't afford to kill the pig

You were lucky

We had to lick it down to the bone and then wait for the bacon to regrow.

[ValerieA 350]

Kill the pig ? When I were a lad we couldn't afford to kill the pig

You were lucky

We had to lick it down to the bone and then wait for the bacon to regrow.

I don't need to hear about you licking hog boners, thank you very much.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

The initial evil doer never gets whacked but the retaliating victims do. That's the rules so one can only deploy the full intricacies of the English language in one's defence when defamed so gratuitously.

As in 'If it wasn't for the Parliamentary rules, I would call you a supercilious git'

Yes, well, that seems to be par for the course occasionally around these parts. It's much more fun though when you can run rings around your nemesis with the delights of the English language as your featherweight but lethal weapon.

Does your incense smell of bacon?

I still don't understand why they roll it in cornmeal.

I am originally from W. Cda, where we do NOT do such time wasting stuff. We just kill the pig, cut the bacon from its back, and fry it. Simple. Direct.

I support this and want to go live with Val. Or she can come join the harem as pigkiller.

Kill the pig ? When I were a lad we couldn't afford to kill the pig

You were lucky

We had to lick it down to the bone and then wait for the bacon to regrow.

Groan.