Irritating BS your SO does

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Ben Doon ? or Philip McCavity ?

Nope. Good guesses.

[Captain Oates 910]

Nope. Good guesses.

Eileen Dover ? no they aren't allowed to play...

Bojan Jokić (jockitch)? Nejc Pečnik (pecknick) ?? I HAVE NOT MADE THESE UP !

Here is the wiki - scroll down to players

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovenia_national_football_team

Edited June 14, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Eileen Dover ? no they aren't allowed to play...

Bojan Jokić (jockitch)? Nejc Pečnik (pecknick) ?? I HAVE NOT MADE THESE UP !

Here is the wiki - scroll down to players

http://en.wikipedia....l_football_team

In the other direction, is the fantastically and aptly named Francesco Totti. Hubba hubba.

[Captain Oates 910]

In the other direction, is the fantastically and aptly named Francesco Totti. Hubba hubba.

I like gays - leaves more rampant Totty for us real men ! (blackadder)

As an aside - I have yet to meet a man who objects to being seen as sex object

(not that I ask them )

Edited June 14, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I like gays - leaves more rampant Totty for us real men ! (blackadder)

As an aside - I have yet to meet a man who objects to being seen as sex object

(not that I ask them )

Sure you don't.

[Captain Oates 910]

Sure you don't.

my hairdresser (Marcus)played with my ears and wanted to convert me

Told him I was otherwise inclined.

He said he had converted 5 chaps that year and 3 of them were married and it was only June.

I wouldn't be so easily swayed - if it was a choice between Marcus and a killer whale, I would paint myself black and white and be swimming up Puget Sound right now. Didn't tell him that. Not while he is standing behind me with a pair of scissors.

Sure you don't.

my hairdresser (Marcus)played with my ears and wanted to convert me

Told him I was otherwise inclined.

He said he had converted 5 chaps that year and 3 of them were married and it was only June.

I wouldn't be so easily swayed - if it was a choice between Marcus and a killer whale, I would paint myself black and white and be swimming up Puget Sound right now. Didn't tell him that. Not while he is standing behind me with a pair of scissors.

Sure you don't.

my hairdresser (Marcus)played with my ears and wanted to convert me

Told him I was otherwise inclined.

He said he had converted 5 chaps that year and 3 of them were married and it was only June.

I wouldn't be so easily swayed - if it was a choice between Marcus and a killer whale, I would paint myself black and white and be swimming up Puget Sound right now. Didn't tell him that. Not while he is standing behind me with a pair of scissors.

[Captain Oates 910]

jeez net hiccups

Edited June 14, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Uh huh

I think you were just trying to convince me you are not a friend of Dorothy.

[The_Dude 1,142]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[Captain Oates 910]

Uh huh

I think you were just trying to convince me you are not a friend of Dorothy.

what as in wizzer der voz ?

I have an epileptic router just now - I think it's my ISP

Deutscher pal in Berlin ready to invade Poland again just coz they got 4 goals....

ok Friday pm me calling sports bar : actually a BRITISH bar in Seattle:

ME: coming over to there tomorrow - do you have a car park ?

HER: sorry it didn't get that

ME a car park

HER: Sorry I don't understand

ME: I have a car - a C -A-R - I want to park it - do you have a car park

HER What ?

advice received from her indoors - tell em parking lot

ME: Do you have a parking lot ?

SHE: No

ME: Thank you

I have the crispest elocution and not at all like Mohamed Ali so come on !

Then I got to ebey's landing on Whitby island

ME: I would like a strawberry ice cream and a 'Bardle of wadder' (thinking I can rap this American thing)

SHE: ice cream and a bottle of wine ?

Her indoors actually laughed at this stage - haven't seen her do that since George Bush Senior threw up in Japan

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I got called out the other week for being flummoxed by the American for multi-storey car park. Couldn't remember it, didn't want to call it a multi-storey car park, so I said, "Ummmm, it's like a big structure that you park cars in... on different levels..." My friend called me a pompous idiot for forgetting what a parking garage is.

[Captain Oates 910]

I got called out the other week for being flummoxed by the American for multi-storey car park. Couldn't remember it, didn't want to call it a multi-storey car park, so I said, "Ummmm, it's like a big structure that you park cars in... on different levels..." My friend called me a pompous idiot for forgetting what a parking garage is.

Try doing "I want unleaded gasoline" in Italy

but you are only allowed to use sign language

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Try doing "I want unleaded gasoline" in Italy

but you are only allowed to use sign language

I will, but you'll have to pay to watch.

[Captain Oates 910]

I will, but you'll have to pay to watch.

Well in that case, it has to be getting dark, and you have 1 pint of gas and the hotel will only hold the room til 6pm and the gas station is closing down -- this will ensure the required level of animation for a pay for view.

clue: think Arnie with a hernia trying to lift 500lbs with one hand and saying "no" - that doesn't work as I tried it

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Well in that case, it has to be getting dark, and you have 1 pint of gas and the hotel will only hold the room til 6pm and the gas station is closing down -- this will ensure the required level of animation for a pay for view.

clue: think Arnie with a hernia trying to lift 500lbs with one hand and saying "no" - that doesn't work as I tried it

What an image.