Irritating BS your SO does

[Captain Oates 910]

Gemma want.

Note the micky angelo touch with the mushy peas ... IED's you ain't in the same league

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Bye guys, taking self-imposed VJ exile for a while.

[TBoneTX 44,786]

I'm very curious about this foot wedgie. T-Bone, are you wearing white socks with your flip flops? Say it ain't so!

'Tain't never so, no man (uh, what'd he say?). The explanation, si man, is this, si man: Instead of merely imparting the traditional wedgie by hand, Mrs. T-B. has taken to using her (considerable) bodily flexibility to add two other limbs to the WMD (Wedgie-Mucho-Danger) list. The particular peril exists when I attempt to sit on the couch -- where she is sacked out most of the time -- with a tray of food in my hands. An unprotected culo (Spanish for, uh, hindquarters) courts the Devil's workshop, si man.

It's admirable that she's able to use all four limbs for various things, like a gorilla, as long as she doesn't walk on her knuckles like a gorilla, si man. However, I object intellectually and strenuously to the pregnancy-contrived objection that I am recently and indefinitely disallowed from imparting return wedgies unto HER, because "it will hurt Baby" (AKA Cletus the Fetus). Hmmmph, man. Incidentally, everyone here needs to visit and enthusiastically contribute to the "Wedgies, si man" poll (in the Polls forum), which, somewhat logically and perhaps expectedly, pertains to wedgies, si man.

I was out at the resale shop recently and bought a shirt that had begun its retail life at Banana Republic. When I noted to her that this was the second thing that I'd procured from a Banana Republic -- she being the first -- she considered this momentarily and replied, "Bananas ARE Ecuador's #1 or #2 export!" (Gorillas eat bananas, si man.)

[JulianMelissa 52]

Bye guys, taking self-imposed VJ exile for a while.

Fantastic idea, seemed it was all getting to be a bit much for you. Take as long as you need.

[TracyTN 237]

Hope you'll follow her lead, Julian!

[JulianMelissa 52]

Hope you'll follow her lead, Julian!

I'm flattered dear, thank you, but I have no desire to be an internet policeman. As you can see, it's quite stressful work, sometimes requiring lengthy mental health holidays. But we shall miss her.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Well, THAT was just about the shortest VJ exile ever. How can I resist coming back on after I've quelled my righteous indignation last night from getting a frickin' WARNING from a mod (not the sainted Krikit) about my behaviour in the RUB forum yesterday -- especially when one of my spies tells me that my former No 1 Internet Boyfriend Julian is in here taking a swipe at me?

Primed and ready, young Julian.

Edit to add: well, primed and ready after I emerge from my gardenia-scented shower and my flunkies have patted me dry and wrapped me in my peignoir.

Edited June 9, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[The_Dude 1,142]

I would just love to see Julian on 4chan, more specifically /b/

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I done scareded him away.

[Krikit 1,163]

Fantastic idea, seemed it was all getting to be a bit much for you. Take as long as you need.

Awwww, bless. Why don't you two kiss and make up? lol

[Captain Oates 910]

-- especially when one of my spies tells me that my former No 1 Internet Boyfriend Julian is in here taking a swipe at me?

I didn't know you had a boyfriend before me. I thought you was a virgo !

hum

virgo test for you chaps:

paint it red white and blue - and we she says "OMG I have never seen one like that before !"

You say "FAILED ! - GOTCHA"

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I didn't know you had a boyfriend before me. I thought you was a virgo !

hum

No, I am a Gemini (birthday last Saturday) and we are known for having two of everything.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

'Tain't never so, no man (uh, what'd he say?). The explanation, si man, is this, si man: Instead of merely imparting the traditional wedgie by hand, Mrs. T-B. has taken to using her (considerable) bodily flexibility to add two other limbs to the WMD (Wedgie-Mucho-Danger) list. The particular peril exists when I attempt to sit on the couch -- where she is sacked out most of the time -- with a tray of food in my hands. An unprotected culo (Spanish for, uh, hindquarters) courts the Devil's workshop, si man.

It's admirable that she's able to use all four limbs for various things, like a gorilla, as long as she doesn't walk on her knuckles like a gorilla, si man. However, I object intellectually and strenuously to the pregnancy-contrived objection that I am recently and indefinitely disallowed from imparting return wedgies unto HER, because "it will hurt Baby" (AKA Cletus the Fetus). Hmmmph, man. Incidentally, everyone here needs to visit and enthusiastically contribute to the "Wedgies, si man" poll (in the Polls forum), which, somewhat logically and perhaps expectedly, pertains to wedgies, si man.

I was out at the resale shop recently and bought a shirt that had begun its retail life at Banana Republic. When I noted to her that this was the second thing that I'd procured from a Banana Republic -- she being the first -- she considered this momentarily and replied, "Bananas ARE Ecuador's #1 or #2 export!" (Gorillas eat bananas, si man.)

I see - Mrs T-Bone has some high level skills. I see all kinds of possibilities for mischief.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P86fPsC_cCQ

[Captain Oates 910]

and we are known for having two of everything.

Typical feminist

Don't hit me - it's a joke !

x

[Jewel-8 21]

I see - Mrs T-Bone has some high level skills. I see all kinds of possibilities for mischief.

THAT was the funniest video I have seen in awhile. Almost as good as the "I'm a ferret, and I'm dancing!!" one. My coworkers think I lost it. Thanks for that.