Irritating BS your SO does

[KaiserD 12]

hawt eh ? omg I googled hawt and got this !

Is that sarah palin underneath ?

http://img453.imageshack.us/i/sakuraandkarinbyamaretten7.jpg/

I dunno if you were looking for any kind of literal answer but that would be Karin from Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto and his mummy issues

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

So, ummmmm...... is there really a desert in Washington State?

did i ever tell you i used to be a lumberjack in the sahara forest?

[Captain Oates 911]

did i ever tell you i used to be a lumberjack in the sahara forest?

oh so we know who to blame now !

I am a coronation mug seller and a weekend school crossing warden, but my main usefullness is as a buyer of BP, Goldman sachs and a Toyota ...

oh dear it's been a bad year and it ain't over yet...

[twowls 217]

Indeed, that's an artist's impression. Yikes! It's nearly 3pm EDT! Better set up the feed now.

Am I trying to forcibly cut your hair? I'm not sure about the sexyfactor there. Needs more feathers, jello.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Am I trying to forcibly cut your hair? I'm not sure about the sexyfactor there. Needs more feathers, jello.

You're just jealous of my fab new hairdo, which has been getting the thumbs up on FB.

I agree that the sexyfactor is distressingly low, but then again, it was an artist's impression. When we try this again (stupidstupid webcam doesn't want to work with VJ software!) I suggest we have beaucoup bags of feathers, jello in assorted flavours and rose petals drifting down, like snow on a December evening. Also tomes of both philosophical and poetic bent from which to read breathily and huskily.

[twowls 217]

You're just jealous of my fab new hairdo, which has been getting the thumbs up on FB.

I agree that the sexyfactor is distressingly low, but then again, it was an artist's impression. When we try this again (stupidstupid webcam doesn't want to work with VJ software!) I suggest we have beaucoup bags of feathers, jello in assorted flavours and rose petals drifting down, like snow on a December evening. Also tomes of both philosophical and poetic bent from which to read breathily and huskily.

Indeed, preparation is key. This will give me time to review my study materials for the proper way to pin down a foe while arching my back and elongating my neck, plus practice my girlish shrieks and mascara-smears. Then it's all OWL SMASH til you're finally subdued. Sexily.

[Captain Oates 911]

You're just jealous of my fab new hairdo, which has been getting the thumbs up on FB.

I agree that the sexyfactor is distressingly low, but then again, it was an artist's impression. When we try this again (stupidstupid webcam doesn't want to work with VJ software!) I suggest we have beaucoup bags of feathers, jello in assorted flavours and rose petals drifting down, like snow on a December evening. Also tomes of both philosophical and poetic bent from which to read breathily and huskily.

God it's like another language.

Range was full of Police and Immigration officers (got my GC on me) and SWAT teams trained to fire at oil leaks and nuke riser pipes -so I did a U turn in the middle of a hundred of em

They were all fingering their potencies and glowering at me through their dark glasses - all black uniforms and jack boots and scowls in case I case I was a suicide attacker.

Mr Brown the local bobby they were not but this isn't sleepy old Yorkshire Dales either and their para military stance is probably most appropriate for the citizens they are practising to kill - many of whom are practising to kill them. Who is watering the tree of freedom and who is being a git I couldn't decide.

That means I will have to go tomorrow when it's forecast to be hissing it down again

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Indeed, preparation is key. This will give me time to review my study materials for the proper way to pin down a foe while arching my back and elongating my neck, plus practice my girlish shrieks and mascara-smears. Then it's all OWL SMASH til you're finally subdued. Sexily.

Amateur. You do know I wrote the revision guide for this?

Get ready for a Maven romper-stomper of EPIC and sexy proportions.

[Captain Oates 911]

Indeed, preparation is key. This will give me time to review my study materials for the proper way to pin down a foe while arching my back and elongating my neck, plus practice my girlish shrieks and mascara-smears. Then it's all OWL SMASH til you're finally subdued. Sexily.

Had a bird like that once - no not owl feathers.

She was a man smacker and she bust my dose. She said if I ever again said she was not feminine, she would break my leg.

Got an email off her today actually. From years back the two things she can't stand is football and ginger blokes - two years ago she married a ginger football freak who is a GEORDIE ! Gang doon the toon or what !

Eternal vigilance is the cost of not getting with a ginger. I dropped my guard twice on that score.

[twowls 217]

Amateur. You do know I wrote the revision guide for this?

Get ready for a Maven romper-stomper of EPIC and sexy proportions.

You misunderestimate me. Look, I know what I'm dealing with--do you think I just fell off the tender juicy barely concealed red handprinted a*s truck yesterday?? Pfft. It is so on.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You misunderestimate me. Look, I know what I'm dealing with--do you think I just fell off the tender juicy barely concealed red handprinted a*s truck yesterday?? Pfft. It is so on.

Woot! Or should that be HOOT!

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[twowls 217]

She said if I ever again said she was not feminine, she would break my leg.

I just want to spend more time with this sentence. But I have to go to work. I'll be back later to scream insults, demurely.

[Captain Oates 911]

Just track testing my new avatar before I return to the dieting thread

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Just track testing my new avatar before I return to the dieting thread

Like! +1.

[Gemmie 142]

Gemma want.