Irritating BS your SO does

[Captain Oates 911]

Webcam.

OMG I forgot to turn mine off !!!!!!! I was sat here totally unprepared for my public. I hadn't even combed my public hairs or put my elvis gong on.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

morning chucky and how's ya diddling ?

I am middle aged and I intend to move into old age when I catch up with Clint - yes about 80 is the line.

Teenage girls eh ? My Gdaughter is one of them (15) and it's hilarious - she has huge boots and boobs to match and they (the boots) are made of carpet material and they all have em. What I want to know is - how do you know these middle aged men are wearing carpet boots ?

Good morning petal, I'm diddling low.

I have extra-sensory perception. It's one of my many skills.

[Krikit 1,164]

So, apparently, me quoting a scottish saying equates to me being drunk. Finally. A way to obtain full effect without the cost. I think I have stumbled upon a goldmine.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

So, apparently, me quoting a scottish saying equates to me being drunk. Finally. A way to obtain full effect without the cost. I think I have stumbled upon a goldmine.

Can you share some of that goldmine with me? Feeling skint at the moment.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

So, apparently, me quoting a scottish saying equates to me being drunk. Finally. A way to obtain full effect without the cost. I think I have stumbled upon a goldmine.

It's those special powers you have. It's a fine line between saying whiskey galore! and being face down in the gutter. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

Edited June 8, 2010 by Trompe le Monde

[Krikit 1,164]

omg

[ValerieA 350]

I just saw the R/U/B thread and my system shut down before I finished reading it, so going off in search again...why did no one tell me there was fun to be had there?

[Nina~ 431]

I just saw the R/U/B thread and my system shut down before I finished reading it, so going off in search again...why did no one tell me there was fun to be had there?

I had such a witty reply typed out at the RUB thread. But Charles had to close the thread a nanosecond before I hit post

[Empress of Groovy 373]

So, apparently, me quoting a scottish saying equates to me being drunk. Finally. A way to obtain full effect without the cost. I think I have stumbled upon a goldmine.

That egregious offense could have been forgiven if you made a habit of putting on stilettos to get the mail.

[Nina~ 431]

That egregious offense could have been forgiven if you made a habit of putting on stilettos to get the mail.

But walking to the mailbox is a man's job

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I had such a witty reply typed out at the RUB thread. But Charles had to close the thread a nanosecond before I hit post

Me too. Mine had a dig at Julian too.

But walking to the mailbox is a man's job

No, not when you're... must. stop. self. from. restarting. thread...

Must remain above reproach!

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

That egregious offense could have been forgiven if you made a habit of putting on stilettos to get the mail.

But just remember Joyce, He's Just Not That Into You......6-inch stilettos or not. Of course, it probably never occurred to you that a misogynistic version of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite might be a good prospect for a husband (even better than even your own husband) but that really is beside the point, isn't it?

[Krikit 1,164]

That egregious offense could have been forgiven if you made a habit of putting on stilettos to get the mail.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

But just remember Joyce, He's Just Not That Into You......6-inch stilettos or not. Of course, it probably never occurred to you that a misogynistic version of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite might be a good prospect for a husband (even better than even your own husband) but that really is beside the point, isn't it?

Man, this sure is a complicated business.

[TBoneTX 45,090]

Nope.

Will it change after the SECOND trimester, plea man?

This morning, Mrs. T-B. was of cheerful demeano(u)r except for a constant propensity for giving me foot-wedgies. She made me say "chao" to Baby (the erstwhile Cletus the Fetus), before I left for the day. There are knives in the house, however.