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Now I understand everything.

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and when they came home there was this little girl who had eaten their porridge

So they ripped her head off and ate her

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So they ripped her head off and ate her
I TOLD you that children taste like chicken, si man. :thumbs:

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I TOLD you that children taste like chicken, si man. :thumbs:

I should write children's books - they love dismemberment/cannibalism/devil worship/magic etc

It gets worse when they get older and start watching CNN

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Just waiting for Gary to come in here again and take a pop at me. Don't know how many times I have to tell him but I'm never having a go at his wife or any of the RUB ladies, but at his increasingly Koreshian diatribes about guns, UKC/USC/Irish/Canadian women and dumps (oh lord save us).

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I used to regularly read the Russia forum until recently - used to be one the more interesting corners of VJ, if you could stomach the odd whiff of sexism from the male members. Now its about 65% dedicated to the glory of Alla, 20% guns and 15% pissing match between middle aged men acting like teenage girls.

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Just waiting for Gary to come in here again and take a pop at me. Don't know how many times I have to tell him but I'm never having a go at his wife or any of the RUB ladies, but at his increasingly Koreshian diatribes about guns, UKC/USC/Irish/Canadian women and dumps (oh lord save us).

Hey! That's my topic! :angry:

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the glory of Alla
THIS is an excellent turn of phrase, si man, and the rest of the evaluation is accurate, too.

Mrs. T-B. threw her university schoolbooks at the wall and said, "I have hate in my heart. Can I pull your hair?" She then began cackling like some Alfred Hitchcock psycho. On the bright side, she didn't request another special trip to the market for mangos ("very hard, and very green"). Is this stuff going to improve after the first trimester, plea man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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THIS is an excellent turn of phrase, si man, and the rest of the evaluation is accurate, too.

Mrs. T-B. threw her university schoolbooks at the wall and said, "I have hate in my heart. Can I pull your hair?" She then began cackling like some Alfred Hitchcock psycho. On the bright side, she didn't request another special trip to the market for mangos ("very hard, and very green"). Is this stuff going to improve after the first trimester, plea man?

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Just waiting for Gary to come in here again and take a pop at me. Don't know how many times I have to tell him but I'm never having a go at his wife or any of the RUB ladies, but at his increasingly Koreshian diatribes about guns, UKC/USC/Irish/Canadian women and dumps (oh lord save us).

link please :)

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I wandered into the Russian forum once and got kalashnikoved. They seem very prickly about people thinking they are taking advantage of the bootiful Ruski ladies by using economic levers. If more American ladies sought Ruski chaps then it would cure those perceptions, but somehow it doesn't seem to work like that. I am not casting nasturtiums, just naming a perception that everyone is acutely aware of and which I didn't invent.

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I used to regularly read the Russia forum until recently - used to be one the more interesting corners of VJ, if you could stomach the odd whiff of sexism from the male members. Now its about 65% dedicated to the glory of Alla, 20% guns and 15% pissing match between middle aged men acting like teenage girls.

morning chucky and how's ya diddling ?

I am middle aged and I intend to move into old age when I catch up with Clint - yes about 80 is the line.

Teenage girls eh ? My Gdaughter is one of them (15) and it's hilarious - she has huge boots and boobs to match and they (the boots) are made of carpet material and they all have em. What I want to know is - how do you know these middle aged men are wearing carpet boots ?

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