Irritating BS your SO does

[Captain Oates 911]

Now I understand everything.

Four bears

and when they came home there was this little girl who had eaten their porridge

So they ripped her head off and ate her

[TBoneTX 45,301]

So they ripped her head off and ate her

I TOLD you that children taste like chicken, si man.

[Captain Oates 911]

I TOLD you that children taste like chicken, si man.

I should write children's books - they love dismemberment/cannibalism/devil worship/magic etc

It gets worse when they get older and start watching CNN

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Just waiting for Gary to come in here again and take a pop at me. Don't know how many times I have to tell him but I'm never having a go at his wife or any of the RUB ladies, but at his increasingly Koreshian diatribes about guns, UKC/USC/Irish/Canadian women and dumps (oh lord save us).

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I used to regularly read the Russia forum until recently - used to be one the more interesting corners of VJ, if you could stomach the odd whiff of sexism from the male members. Now its about 65% dedicated to the glory of Alla, 20% guns and 15% pissing match between middle aged men acting like teenage girls.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Just waiting for Gary to come in here again and take a pop at me. Don't know how many times I have to tell him but I'm never having a go at his wife or any of the RUB ladies, but at his increasingly Koreshian diatribes about guns, UKC/USC/Irish/Canadian women and dumps (oh lord save us).

Hey! That's my topic!

[TBoneTX 45,301]

the glory of Alla

THIS is an excellent turn of phrase, si man, and the rest of the evaluation is accurate, too.

Mrs. T-B. threw her university schoolbooks at the wall and said, "I have hate in my heart. Can I pull your hair?" She then began cackling like some Alfred Hitchcock psycho. On the bright side, she didn't request another special trip to the market for mangos ("very hard, and very green"). Is this stuff going to improve after the first trimester, plea man?

[ValerieA 350]

THIS is an excellent turn of phrase, si man, and the rest of the evaluation is accurate, too.

Mrs. T-B. threw her university schoolbooks at the wall and said, "I have hate in my heart. Can I pull your hair?" She then began cackling like some Alfred Hitchcock psycho. On the bright side, she didn't request another special trip to the market for mangos ("very hard, and very green"). Is this stuff going to improve after the first trimester, plea man?

Nope.

[Krikit 1,164]

Just waiting for Gary to come in here again and take a pop at me. Don't know how many times I have to tell him but I'm never having a go at his wife or any of the RUB ladies, but at his increasingly Koreshian diatribes about guns, UKC/USC/Irish/Canadian women and dumps (oh lord save us).

link please

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

link please

There's about four or five I can link to.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I sent you a PM, Krikit. I was going to post in the open but I want to put the fire out.

[Captain Oates 911]

I wandered into the Russian forum once and got kalashnikoved. They seem very prickly about people thinking they are taking advantage of the bootiful Ruski ladies by using economic levers. If more American ladies sought Ruski chaps then it would cure those perceptions, but somehow it doesn't seem to work like that. I am not casting nasturtiums, just naming a perception that everyone is acutely aware of and which I didn't invent.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

+1 to Alan.

[Captain Oates 911]

I used to regularly read the Russia forum until recently - used to be one the more interesting corners of VJ, if you could stomach the odd whiff of sexism from the male members. Now its about 65% dedicated to the glory of Alla, 20% guns and 15% pissing match between middle aged men acting like teenage girls.

morning chucky and how's ya diddling ?

I am middle aged and I intend to move into old age when I catch up with Clint - yes about 80 is the line.

Teenage girls eh ? My Gdaughter is one of them (15) and it's hilarious - she has huge boots and boobs to match and they (the boots) are made of carpet material and they all have em. What I want to know is - how do you know these middle aged men are wearing carpet boots ?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What I want to know is - how do you know these middle aged men are wearing carpet boots ?

Webcam.