Irritating BS your SO does

[*julez* 124]

Thank you.

It *really* is none of your business. Just like what you and Alla do is none of our business. I often find that people who have to tell stories like this on the internet really don't have much going on in real life.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Julez will be with me later this morning. I hope she's saving up some of her megab!tch tendencies to show me what they look like in person.

[English Muffin 59]

Julez will be with me later this morning.

I haz a jellus.

But have a great time!

[Ban Hammer 13,110]

That would be the reason.

Besides I wasn't braggin'. Y'know, Alla is a grandmother and had her 15th college re-union like (OMG!) 9 years ago...holy #######! But she still looks best naked...with the lights on...doesn't that annoy the sh!t out of you? I just had to post how she annoys me with that every night and then when it is cold, expects me to hug all over her and keep her warm. It's a lowdown dirty job and she ought to just get one of those flannel bags so many women wear...don't you think?

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

That would be the reason.

Besides I wasn't braggin'. Y'know, Alla is a grandmother and had her 15th college re-union like (OMG!) 9 years ago...holy #######! But she still looks best naked...with the lights on...doesn't that annoy the sh!t out of you?

Why would this annoy any of us? I don't mean to damage your self-esteem but no one here is "jealous" of you, your wife or your relationship. In fact, we are very happy for you.

Besides, I'm my 15 year college reunion was only 2 years ago and my dear husband's was last year...he is *shock* HORROR......younger than me!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Why would this annoy any of us? I don't mean to damage your self-esteem but no one here is "jealous" of you, your wife or your relationship. In fact, we are very happy for you.

Besides, I'm my 15 year college reunion was only 2 years ago and my dear husband's was last year...he is *shock* HORROR......younger than me!

You filthy cougar. I knew there was a reason why I liked you.

I just saw Robin on Thursday night and she is one red hot mama.

[TracyTN 237]

We demand piccys of the Maven/julez/Krikit meeting!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Oh yes!

Julez is nearly here -- ZOMG, how is my hair??? Is there anything in my teeth?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Julez is here!!! She says she thinks my hair is so marvelous she promises to sleep next to me, but not care.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Woooot!!! Krikit is here too now.

[ValerieA 350]

Say hi to both for me!

[visacat 1]

Have a great night out girlies

[Fandango 1,439]

You ladies need to have some G&Ts for me. I'm sure you can handle that, though!

Have a GREAT time guys!!!

[Captain Oates 910]

The lesbian ploy won't work in Toronto...

ok story time:

Bradford West Yorkshire December 1988. Leeds Road, Funny's bar.

So I have been staking out this bird for about 3 weeks - chatting her up etc and I thought I would check out the position with her friend. So while the target is in the ladies, I say to her friend - "You know I quite like Margaret - thinking of asking her out when she comes back from the ladies"

Large short haired companion says "You needn't bother, we are lesbians". I though fair does, two hers playing hymns without an organ. I accepted it without thinking it was a put off - I mean what woman in her right mind would want to cold shoulder me - I mean come on !

Anyway, 10 mins later, short haired jobby goes for a wee and Margaret comes sidling over and whispers - "She told me what you said while I was in the ladies, and I want you to know I am not a committed lesbian". Then she said "She had better not catch me talking to you or I am trouble".

Anyway, I decided to let no man put asunder what an evolutionary hiccup had brought together. Also, the short haired one was scary, so I skipped the idea but stayed friends with em. New year's eve 1988, my last memory before weaving home was standing on a really tall bar stool, downing my sixth pint and covered in shaving foam and with a lesbian sitting on each bicep while I did my Schwarzenegger impression...

I thought of all the happily married men and how they were spending their new year's eve and I thought - "this is different - life ain't so bad after all"

No one has ever used the lesbian ploy on me - though I have had "F*** off granddad" (She wasn't even my granddaughter !)

That was better than "Buy me a drink or I will glass you" which I also experienced and which is rejection and potentially wad bruising at the same time.

Edited June 5, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Hey all -- we just had martinis down in the spendyspendy bar. Yikes! But nummy. Cake time, then out for beers.

Alan, I love you, and not just for that post.