Irritating BS your SO does

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Thanks Maven! Hubby is on his way home, so I am bookmarking it for later...

There are more... many more...

God, who remembers TimsDaisy?

Edit to add: Julian -- I see you lurking here. Please don't have a go at me in here -- we enjoy this thread. Be a man and send me a nasty email instead since you seem to be so good at them.

Edited June 3, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I wish I'd spent more time in the UK forum in those days. Then again, maybe it's better that I didn't.

[JulianMelissa 52]

Edit to add: Julian -- I see you lurking here. Please don't have a go at me in here -- we enjoy this thread. Be a man and send me a nasty email instead since you seem to be so good at them.

Is the pay good for internet policing? Good benefits, pension, holidays and all that? I might look into it, seems like jolly good fun.

Well to stay 'on topic,' I'm a 'glass is always full of Scotch' type myself.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'll be a good girl, Julian. You can play here if you can keep your personal attacks to a minimum.

[ValerieA 350]

Is the pay good for internet policing? Good benefits, pension, holidays and all that? I might look into it, seems like jolly good fun.

Well to stay 'on topic,' I'm a 'glass is always full of Scotch' type myself.

I figure if the glass is half empty, the server better be on their way with a fresh one!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I figure if the glass is half empty, the server better be on their way with a fresh one!

Val, we really are twins, aren't we? Secret, few years apart, Canadian and American twins?

I do have some Canadian blood in me though. That must be it.

[ValerieA 350]

Val, we really are twins, aren't we? Secret, few years apart, Canadian and American twins?

I do have some Canadian blood in me though. That must be it.

I have English ancestors on both sides...maybe we are actually related!

[JulianMelissa 52]

I figure if the glass is half empty, the server better be on their way with a fresh one!

The trick is to keep a hip flask at the ready just in case the staff can't keep up with you.

[tmma 467]

The trick is to keep a hip flask at the ready just in case the staff can't keep up with you.

Yay. I am so happy to see you post!!!! Sincerly I am.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I have English ancestors on both sides...maybe we are actually related!

Ah, my English bit is actually quite small -- a great-great grandsomebody from Lancashire. My ancestors are Scots Irish and Irish, primarily, along with Basque, Belgian and mestizo Mexican. The Canadian bit is French Canadian, from near the border with Vermont.

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

one bait post removed. let's not restart the fiasco that got the other thread locked please.

[Captain Oates 911]

Ah, my English bit is actually quite small -- a great-great grandsomebody from Lancashire. My ancestors are Scots Irish and Irish, primarily, along with Basque, Belgian and mestizo Mexican. The Canadian bit is French Canadian, from near the border with Vermont.

jeez where are you going to find a liver donor with those shuffled genes ?

Never admit nuffink from Lancashire - I would rather admit a test tube union of a bonobo and pat robertson

My grandmas dad was Michael Casson from Dublin - story is he was a fugitive sheep thief who fled to rural Yorkshire.

His son opened the first topless bar in England. He was a 120 lb spiv complete with pin stripe suit, and a black hairline moustache.

I am Danish/Norman/Saxon/Welsh/Irish from the (ex) kingdom of Eric Bloodaxe, with no immaculate conceptions recorded in the family. My imaginary friend is a north Korean dog farmer called wun yelp

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

How did I know you were going to pick up on my sordid Lancastrian genes?

I'm 100% American mutt. The only hypen in my identity is in my double-barrelled last name.

[Captain Oates 911]

How did I know you were going to pick up on my sordid Lancastrian genes?

I'm 100% American mutt. The only hypen in my identity is in my double-barrelled last name.

If you were a real American, you wouldn't be double barreled - you would be at least semi-automatic.

Them Lancastrian genes can be extracted at my clinic and sent back to whence they came but it's not painless (see the exorcist).

I am not going to be a hyphenated American - as in English American - I am going to be a 2nd nation American.

First the Indians, then the English, then the Americans.

We were here before you guys !

[Fandango 1,439]

I'm going to reference the other thread, and if it gets me a ban, then so be it.

As one of the more vocal anti-Julians from early on, I say now we just let them be. I think we need to be in their shoes to understand the fiasco that is their relationship...and yeah, he seems pompous, but he obviously puts up with a great deal as well...she shagged his best mate, brags about how good a shag she is in her blog, he bought her an effing Porche and she uses it to go on a romantic 'non date' with her ex, slept drunk at her ex's house, AND is the sole supplier of anti-Julian ammo that we all are using against him. How would any of you feel if your partner went running to random strangers on the internet daily and divulged all your shortcomings???

Put yourself in his shoes? Would you put up with that? Cman, fair's fair.. So perhaps they are perfect together, so let's just sit back and let em be...no one needs 'helping' here. Their situation is so crazy, I half think it's not real and this whole situation is contrived anyways, but that's for another day.