Irritating BS your SO does

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Rab Nesbitt ?

http://www.comedyuni...wallpaper04.jpg

JAMES Nesbitt.

[ValerieA 350]

Yeah, looking forward to Toronto -- I leave tomorrow morning. Meeting up with the lovely Julez on Saturday which just so happens to be my birthday. Will check into that rooftop bar thing -- ta.

A mite worried because my evil ex-boyfriend will be at the conference -- I dumped him for my husband, so every year he asks me how my marriage is going.

Nah, tell him that even if your current marriage didn't work out, you STILL wouldn't do him!

[Captain Oates 911]

Nah, tell him that even if your current marriage didn't work out, you STILL wouldn't do him!

Thing is he wouldn't believe that...any port in a storm

[The_Dude 1,142]

Good one.

I have appointed my friend Catherine to act as chaperone to make sure I don't let him get in my pants. God, he was a #######, but a ####### I would probably sleep with again with a bottle of wine coursing through my system. He looks a bit like a younger, Jewish James Nesbitt.

Thanks Gemmie.

I had a friend who had a similar predicament. She finally settled on a nice story that crushed his spirit. She told him that after she had broken up with him and went with her then husband, she did it because he left her in a state of bewilderment. She then turned and wholeheartedly thanked him for making her realize through the course of their relationship, that she had no interest in men and that she was indeed a lesbian.

[Captain Oates 911]

I had a friend who had a similar predicament. She finally settled on a nice story that crushed his spirit. She told him that after she had broken up with him and went with her then husband, she did it because he left her in a state of bewilderment. She then turned and wholeheartedly thanked him for making her realize through the course of their relationship, that she had no interest in men and that she was indeed a lesbian.

Once a guy has been with a lesbian, he will never go back to hetros

[ValerieA 350]

I had a friend who had a similar predicament. She finally settled on a nice story that crushed his spirit. She told him that after she had broken up with him and went with her then husband, she did it because he left her in a state of bewilderment. She then turned and wholeheartedly thanked him for making her realize through the course of their relationship, that she had no interest in men and that she was indeed a lesbian.

I once went back to Saskatoon for a holiday - about 2 years after I moved to Toronto. There was a really good-looking guy at my old watering hole, he looked familiar, and talked to me like I knew him, so I talked with him for a while. After a bit of this, I finally said "I'm sorry, but I just can't remember your name". He looked at me, said "Mike", and I still couldn't quite place him. So, wandered back to my table of friends and proceeded to really enjoy the night.

Next day I wake up and it hits me. I dated him, for about a month. He decided to date a friend of mine instead, which I was fine with for myself, because I considered him to be a conceited jerk and was about to move on myself. Was worried for my friend, but she really fell for him and wouldn't listen to me that he wasn't the be all and end all, and he ended up almost destroying her.

Anyway, I got quite a giggle that this conceited jerk was totally forgotten by someone he had dated. Ah, comeuppance, you are heavenly.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I had a friend who had a similar predicament. She finally settled on a nice story that crushed his spirit. She told him that after she had broken up with him and went with her then husband, she did it because he left her in a state of bewilderment. She then turned and wholeheartedly thanked him for making her realize through the course of their relationship, that she had no interest in men and that she was indeed a lesbian.

Good one. I may have to use it!

Any port in a storm, too true.

Anyway, I got quite a giggle that this conceited jerk was totally forgotten by someone he had dated. Ah, comeuppance, you are heavenly.

Niiiiice. I love it when a plan accidentally comes together.

[Captain Oates 911]

I once went back to Saskatoon for a holiday - about 2 years after I moved to Toronto. There was a really good-looking guy at my old watering hole, he looked familiar, and talked to me like I knew him, so I talked with him for a while. After a bit of this, I finally said "I'm sorry, but I just can't remember your name". He looked at me, said "Mike", and I still couldn't quite place him. So, wandered back to my table of friends and proceeded to really enjoy the night.

Next day I wake up and it hits me. I dated him, for about a month. He decided to date a friend of mine instead, which I was fine with for myself, because I considered him to be a conceited jerk and was about to move on myself. Was worried for my friend, but she really fell for him and wouldn't listen to me that he wasn't the be all and end all, and he ended up almost destroying her.

Anyway, I got quite a giggle that this conceited jerk was totally forgotten by someone he had dated. Ah, comeuppance, you are heavenly.

Course it could be the onset of alzheimer's

[ValerieA 350]

Course it could be the onset of alzheimer's

You're a "glass is half empty" type of person, aren't you?

*Note to self: make appointment with doctor

[Captain Oates 911]

You're a "glass is half empty" type of person, aren't you?

*Note to self: make appointment with doctor

Only half empty glasses get filled up - Confucius

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I knew there was a reason I loved Confucius.

[ValerieA 350]

I wonder if I told my husband I was a half-filled...never mind.

[Captain Oates 911]

I knew there was a reason I loved Confucius.

Past tense ? - you were there ? Or did you go off him ?

Edited June 3, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

He smelled funny. Like hydraulic fluid or something.

Man, that other thread... effing intense. When was the last thing ANYTHING got locked in the UK forum?

Edit to add: Val, found the fear of flying thread just for you -- http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/72338-we-have-to-fly-to-texas/

Edited June 3, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[ValerieA 350]

Thanks Maven! Hubby is on his way home, so I am bookmarking it for later...